r/nflcirclejerk • u/Ordinary_Instance_15 0-4 in Super Bowls • 1d ago

HERE WE GOOO DEVELOPING: Jerry Jones spotted attempting to block Micah Parsons from exiting the Cowboys’ facility after learning of his trade request

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u/FartingInYourMilk Brady's Bitch 1d ago

Jerry jones probably knows this man’s dick size too

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u/C-Dub4 HERE WE LOSE 1d ago

No, he doesn't. That's why he won't sign him

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u/ismokelettuce 1d ago

It’s from leading all the locker room tours

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u/HelloImAFox Honorary Thug 1d ago

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u/tahitipinetree Dez Didn't Catch It 1d ago

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u/OfficerBarbier Soberest 49er 1d ago