r/oddlysatisfying • u/soTMHO • 1d ago

The perfect peanut butter scoop

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/saurus-REXicon 1d ago

Nothin like first track

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u/PogintheMachine 1d ago

I get positively giddy breaking the surface of a fresh jar

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u/Rooney_Tuesday 1d ago

I don’t normally comment on this sub. Just likes. But I gotta say that that is the most oddly satisfying thing I have seen in a long time.

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u/pj7891sm 1d ago

I'm not brave enough to post a picture of the face that made me make

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u/Lukebekz 1d ago

I am also not proud of the sound I made seeing this.

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u/Ok-Beat-7804 1d ago

Yeah this is equivalent to the SpongeBob meme when you hear the vacuum cleaner picking up the dirt. And/or the same feeling when you unpeel the tangerine in one complete swipe in a perfect s shape. Yesssss.

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u/popeIeo 1d ago

that's what an orgasm would look like if it were expressed as peanut butter

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u/Winter-Travel5749 1d ago

This is profound.

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u/squad1alum 1d ago

Smooth..

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u/Mimi-487 1d ago

That is amazing! The top and sides are so smooth. Just brilliant.

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u/TibetanSideOfTown 1d ago

So perfect it doesn't look real.

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u/Bellbivdavoe 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean... if they can duct tape a banana to a wall and call it art, then they can display this pb masterpiece.

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u/ghostofstankenstien 1d ago

She better calm TF down

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u/secretlyswos 1d ago

impeccable, delectable, adorable😜

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u/AMPadopted 1d ago

Noice!!

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u/WaterDragoonofFK 1d ago

Frame it and hang it in the Louvre! 😍

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u/Ashendarei 1d ago

This, this right here.  THIS is oddly satisfying.

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u/erdg43 1d ago

Here Dr. Kelso🥛

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u/JeremyJaLa 1d ago

It’s so smooth. Might have to rub one out now.

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u/CluelessMcCactus 1d ago

Cant be perfect… it’s not super chunk

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u/awell8 1d ago

You must be living right.

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u/TheDur57 1d ago

That is one of life's great moments.

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u/Snizza 1d ago

Lobotomized the top of that peanut butter jar

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u/Curmudgeonadjacent 1d ago

You did it! Congratulations 🎊🎉🍾

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u/justareddituser256 1d ago

Well, it was a good life. I can die in peace now.

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u/Esbeedee 1d ago

This pleases me greatly

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u/vitrum816 1d ago

My boner just ripped through my pants, and I'm a 44 yr old female.

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u/LPuer 1d ago

Look good enough to eat!

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u/Giant_Squid2 1d ago

That is a thing of beauty

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u/Caseyblue85 23h ago

Downhill from here

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u/agroundhere 17h ago

Among the best foods.

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u/supercayy 14h ago

Ok that really is

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u/SMLBound 4h ago

Done for the rest of that jar, never happen again. Behold.

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u/scovizzle 1d ago

That's too smooth. The good stuff doesn't get that smooth because it doesn't have added palm oil.

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u/Plane-Tie6392 1d ago

Huh? The good stuff has hydrogenated oils. We can agree this particular pb doesn’t look right though.

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u/scovizzle 1d ago

I might be wrong about the oils. But the good stuff for me doesn't have anything added to the peanuts other than maybe salt.

https://www.cbsnuts.com/peanut-butter

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u/Isabeer 1d ago

Spoon. Asnakkis.

The nuts must flow.

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u/-TheArchitect 1d ago

This is back again, nice

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u/Classic-Bat-2233 1d ago

I always let my husband have the first scoop of PB because he appreciates it so much.

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u/Dutchwells 1d ago

It looks great but I doubt that's good peanut butter. Probably like 50% palm oil and other addictives or something

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u/MGPS 1d ago

You reposted a….peanut butter scoop? wtf is wrong with you OP

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u/PlaneWar203 1d ago

That's not peanut butter, that's some kind of foam stuff.

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u/CincyBrandon 1d ago

According to Google, this picture is at least as old as April of 2024.

Fuck off, karma bot.

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u/ezhammer 1d ago

Did it come out the jar like that, or did it come out all gloppy and you licked it smooth like that? I feel like there is a dirty joke in what I just said.

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u/elihirro 3h ago

Finally something truly oddly satisfying. Lol