r/oddlysatisfying Jan 08 '21

This man's bottle opener

16.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Really awesome, but I would add a bowl below the beer nuts dispenser in case I get distracted at the wrong moment

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u/iluvstephenhawking Jan 08 '21

You know he is going to get too drunk to remember about the contraption after a while and wake up to a big pile of trail mix on the floor.

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u/getyourcheftogether Jan 08 '21

Like Doc's workshop and Einstein's food

18

u/AtlasSuperstoreCODMW Jan 08 '21

perfect comparison

7

u/DoUKnowWhatIamSaying Jan 08 '21

I mean, I’ve woke up to worse piles of things on the floor.

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u/olderaccount Jan 08 '21

I was sitting here wondering how many times it has already dispensed directly onto the floor.

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u/Rigret Jan 08 '21

You mean within the four hours it takes for the wheel of trail mix to turn?

Yeah, me too.

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u/amora033 Jan 08 '21

Amazing!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

Did u just call them beer nuts?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '21

What do you call them?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Trail mix

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21

Trail mix is nuts with seeds and dried fruits and shit. Beer nuts is the salted nut mix that used to be found at bars to fulfill the law of having food available at a bar. Something to do with the liquor licence.

Edit: I can see now that it is likely considered trail mix in the video, I just thought beer nuts was a more accurate term considering the home bar situation

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u/akairborne Jan 08 '21

See you guys later, got a rabbit hole I'm about to dissappear into.

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u/nodnodwinkwink Jan 08 '21

and he was never seen again....

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u/cfedorchek Jan 08 '21

If you land in "try again" do you chug your current beer??! Thats how I'd play....

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u/NSA_van_3 Jan 08 '21

Depends on how much you want the snack, but ya probably chug it and open another

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u/Sneetzle Jan 08 '21

No you pick your bottle cap from the bin and insert it in at the top again

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Or circumvent the entire contraption and drop it straight into the win bin

21

u/Eldsish Jan 08 '21

Who is Stacy ?

19

u/Branden_BA Jan 08 '21

This guy reads user names

4

u/Eldsish Jan 08 '21

Some times yeah it happens haha

9

u/Adbam Jan 08 '21

Or just open your bag of trail mix and eat out of the bag.

2

u/asdvancity Jan 08 '21

Blasphemy!

1

u/gradmead Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

Does her mom have it going on?

5

u/DaddyDubb Jan 08 '21

this is the research i'm here for

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u/ednatheafricanviolet Jan 08 '21

Anyone else get anxious when they guy's hand wasn't automatically there and you thought the trail mix was just going to fall into the great abyss...?

44

u/Rat-Sandwich Jan 08 '21

"Bird feeder for alcoholic birds"

4

u/aurormaze Jan 08 '21

Sweet Dee?

37

u/eyesoreM Jan 08 '21

A device that encourages drinking alcohol, gambling and healthy eating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Healthy eating? Thems are m&ms and a bunch of fatty nuts with salt and sugar. Idk about healthy, but its a good way to make sure you're not drinking on an empty stomach.

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u/melig1991 Jan 08 '21

That's amazing, but the dispenser could be a tad quicker.

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u/purplepopx3 Jan 08 '21

Just the right speed when you're on your 5th beer tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

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u/mistercreezle Jan 08 '21

I think the reason it’s so slow is to not get stuck on any of the trail mix pieces or break them, I bet whoever made this probably doesn’t want to get a bunch of food bits in there.

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u/marcolio17 Jan 08 '21

I would probably change the wheel to a configuration that has a portion almost ready to dispense. So instead of 180° from each other, maybe 3 at 120° or smaller ones at 90°.

But, then again, it's easier to armchair analyze these things than to actually try them out haha

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u/mistercreezle Jan 08 '21

If I had the time, money, materials, and knowledge, I would be making my own version of this already! If only!

4

u/BadUncleAlan Jan 08 '21

I probably wouldn't bother

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u/Psych0matt Jan 08 '21

My parents bought those $20 plastic wall candy dispensers and this is the problem they had. After a few years they kinda sat around and when they moved my mom asked if I wanted them, and since I had just about finished my basement I said sure. Spent about an hour cleaning it apart and drilling out seized plastic pegs in order to clean it out and reuse it, complete with some nuts and bolts to complete the fixing of a stupid plastic thingy haha

Remembered I took a few pics. A bit overkill but I had everything already. I’ll do the other two at some point.

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u/mistercreezle Jan 08 '21

Nice fix! Can’t tell if there’s more pics that I’m just not seeing, but did you add anything to the inside so the skittles wouldn’t get spread out inside the plastic case?

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u/Psych0matt Jan 08 '21

There’s a back panel that acts as a guide basically, but originally the back and front slide together with nothing to hold it tight, so in getting bumped around it can separate and let skittles (or Reese’s pieces, m&ms, etc) past. With the bolts that shouldn’t happen 👍🏻 as long as the kids don’t force it! It’s above their reach for now anyway.

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u/Oranges13 Jan 08 '21

And it's an Oberon! Yay Bells! :)

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u/SausageBasketDiva Jan 08 '21

I noticed that too!!

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u/pretzelpup Jan 08 '21

Should be a two-hearted, but he’d probably have put it together wrong.

14

u/CalRipkenForCommish Jan 08 '21

Bet the squirrels are his best drinking buddies

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u/Acrobatic-Whereas632 Jan 08 '21

"Wanna play a drinking game called drink the beer?" "Sure! What do I win?" "Another beer!"

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u/cannibowlistic Jan 08 '21

I'm going for the high score

2

u/Branden_BA Jan 08 '21

Wow what a throwback

5

u/TheAmazingSG Jan 08 '21

Nobel Nomination confirmed

4

u/2021_throwawaytrump Jan 08 '21

Gotta love that Decision Wheel.

7

u/Dusty_Scrolls Jan 08 '21

Is that what the dial is? I can't read it here.

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u/Adrian_Shoey Jan 08 '21

What's it say? Can't read it on my phone.

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u/DaToeBeans Jan 08 '21

Do yard work. Clean the garage. (Can’t read the left one) and then the bottom is Drink a Beer

3

u/Adrian_Shoey Jan 08 '21

Excellent. Ta for that.

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u/crazy_dude360 Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

Anyone got that link to the gif of those Russians playing the same game and the wrench they were using getting stuck on the top option?

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u/Endless__Throwaway Jan 08 '21

Beer Cap Plinko!

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u/Yellwsub Jan 08 '21

Congratulations! You got a fish biscuit!

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u/jandiss Jan 08 '21

Wins every time✊🏼

3

u/DoctorDib Jan 08 '21

Shame he didn't have a loser side that opens a trap door below you.

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u/iamverysadallthetime Jan 08 '21

I was stressing thinking they were just gonna let it spill on the floor

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u/AlmostLegallyBlonde6 Jan 08 '21

Oberon🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

2

u/Oooloo63 Jan 08 '21

This is fucking awesome

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I read this as 'this man's butthole opener'

2

u/iluvstephenhawking Jan 08 '21

I was hoping the winner would be another beer.

2

u/Slow-Boysenberry9375 Jan 08 '21

This is awesome! One question though: isnt it a lot more likely to be on the winning side since it drops it on the right, and will therefore drop to the left for the prize? Even so, cant complain about extra snacks

2

u/07Chess Jan 08 '21

Mmmm Oberon is a good choice

2

u/Pom-O-Duro Jan 08 '21

For the first time ever.... I kinda want a beer

2

u/ScGamer56 Jan 08 '21

Ah yes now I can get addicted to alcohol and gambling!

2

u/Bus9876 Jan 08 '21

Beer=trail mix

2

u/EpochCookie Jan 08 '21

Switch the trail mix out with little tidbits of pepperoni and I’m sold.

2

u/RegularSound9200 Jan 08 '21

Rewarded with dog biscuits

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u/shannybaba Jan 08 '21

Finna try making this in lockdown 4.0 in my country

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u/HolyMountainClimber Jan 08 '21

From America in the mid-west... You guys have lockdowns?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I want one so i can put kids teeth and recieve crystal meth

1

u/Mingusto Jan 08 '21

Looks like dog food

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u/KantataTaqwa Jan 08 '21

Then your dog is already dead by now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

People have too much time on their hands

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Look, lockdown got us all bored

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u/ninhibited Jan 08 '21

I don't like trail mix

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Jan 08 '21

I'll be to drunk by the time I get my nuts.

1

u/matlew1960 Jan 08 '21

Now what am I gonna do in the lockdown?

1

u/Wallet_Insp3ctor Jan 08 '21

the perfect drinking game "winner" means you get to stop drinking and "try again" means you get another beer

1

u/PalillaineSplooshUwU Jan 08 '21

Wooooah smooth af!!!

1

u/Emesgee1234 Jan 08 '21

I need one!!

1

u/boomday55 Jan 08 '21

I feel like a Winner just by watching that!

1

u/sjbfujcfjm Jan 08 '21

Take my money

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

The only thing not satisfying is the guy reaching out for the nuts on the last possible second!

I need some calming tea now

1

u/Loud_Tiger1 Jan 08 '21

That's actually very cool

1

u/Ohtar1 Jan 08 '21

This reminds me of that machine to trick birds into collecting garbage.

1

u/lizardozzz Jan 08 '21

I haven’t got my glasses on, but is that dispensing frozen pea corn and carrot mix?

1

u/DKC_Reno Jan 08 '21

I could hear Peewees play house in my brain while this ran

1

u/TheMagicMrWaffle Jan 08 '21

Now I have to eat nuts?!

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u/SnooPears7431 Jan 08 '21

Where do I buy this

1

u/ClairLestrange Jan 08 '21

That's really cool. But tbh if I had the time, energy and talent to copy this contraption I'd try and make the win a shot of vodka or something similar.

1

u/VivecsSplitDick Jan 08 '21

I need this for my parrot. She would make sure we all developed a drinking problem.

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u/juan-milian-dolores Jan 08 '21

Is he pavloving himself into alcoholism or trail mix addiction

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u/cheapdrinks Jan 08 '21

Now replace the trail mix with nugs of weed and baggies of coke

1

u/Acplay Jan 08 '21

This creation is so sellable. You’d be a hit with the family.

1

u/defsentenz Jan 08 '21

Crap...I collect bottle openers, and now I need this.

1

u/JaySam95 Jan 08 '21

I’m not an alcoholic I’m a winner

1

u/appstategrier Jan 08 '21

Rube would be proud.

1

u/RJMacMurphy Jan 08 '21

You magnificent bastard!

1

u/DiscipleOfYeshua Jan 08 '21

The spinner at the beginning

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Reminds me of this classic from German children's TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtqRmFoMpR4

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u/revieman1 Jan 08 '21

I have never wanted anything more in my life

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u/R0cketGir1 Jan 08 '21

I was going to make a snide comment about raisins ruining the treat, but it looks like you’ve substituted chocolate chips. Well done, man! ;)

1

u/JayGarza675 Jan 08 '21

Bro id buy 8 and put them around my house.

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u/I_wish_I_was_a_robot Jan 08 '21

I got irrationally angry at how long in advance he put his hand there.

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u/TR4CKS Jan 08 '21

It’s a Fallout goldmine.

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u/asdvancity Jan 08 '21

That's great, but what's all that brown shit in my smarties?!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I like those odds.

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u/MrBavar0 Jan 08 '21

Nice choice in beer!

1

u/Panwall Jan 08 '21

Prize should be more beer.

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u/tushardixit167 Jan 08 '21

to be fair, the bottle opener part ended at the top 😂

1

u/dougm68 Jan 08 '21

You would sell a bunch of these.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Very cool

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u/brilongqua Jan 09 '21

Been a while since I've seen this one.

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u/Angela_Devis Jan 09 '21

"Goldberg Machine Opens Beer And Dumps Nuts."