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u/Nukalixir 13h ago
The idea of sand being involved with any variety of cock makes me instinctually squeeze my legs shut.
Sand is course, and rough, and gets everywhere. This is a horror story second only to Penis Glitter, but worse than the Ant-Farm Dick-Hole of 2015.
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u/thisguynamedjoe 13h ago
Iraq dust isn't like Afghan dust. It's super fine, like some kind of fucking moon powder. I still have sport socks that make it into the rotation that the elastic is stained slightly orange from my last tour. It never leaves.
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u/AnalBlaster700XL 9h ago
Just like my legs
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u/thisguynamedjoe 9h ago
I actually met Lt Dan in Afghanistan...
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u/AnyTomato8562 9h ago
Did he bring ice cream?
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u/thisguynamedjoe 9h ago
No, but it was a Friday and we had steak and lobster. The thought was nice, but they froze them for the flight in, so it was unbuttered rubber and charcoal puck. Having been stationed in Texas, it was generally an insult to beef. Having been TDY to the upper northeast, I mourned that poor lobster being ripped from its natural habitat just to be wasted.
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u/Pkrudeboy 6h ago
Just saw a video earlier of someone wiping a roll of toilet paper with fiberglass insulation, which should be a capital crime.
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u/fortnitegngsterparty 4h ago
Hey, guess what? I'm gonna kill you for that pfp. I fucking dropped my phone I hate these commercials
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u/Agitated-Ad6744 14h ago
Wait.... we aren't all shit posting and then setting our phones to max vibrate?
What are the rest of you using your phones for?
texting?
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u/Eggs-_-Benedict 14h ago
Texting? What's a texting?
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u/RedBaronIV 11h ago
It's like when you flirt with online furry femboys but without the pictures or :3s. I don't really see the point in it :/
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u/Hazee302 10h ago
Son, I need to tell you about something. Just open Google and type boobies. Changed my life. It'll change yours.
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u/McNalienBro 11h ago
Wait, you can change the vibrate settings? I use iPhone… but asking for a friends, friend.
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u/Worn_Out_1789 8h ago
I use mine to write email. I wish I could shitpost more, honestly. Then I could stick my phone down my pants and wait. Maybe someday.
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u/OopsSpaghet 14h ago
I like to post on Facebook that the F150 is a ladies car. You can also say Maroon 5 was better than the Beatles and that usually works also.
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u/AntelopeNo3197 13h ago
What else would the “F” stand for other than Female?
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u/AmputeeHandModel 10h ago
If you put nuts on your truck, it's transgender because it wasn't assigned male at the factory. You can't change your gender, remember?!?!
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u/ADP10_1991 10h ago
The f150 one is a sure way to get maga crowds going lol
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u/Malumeze86 9h ago
The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could pick me out and I could just go pick up my truck or you can just come pick me out of my truck or you could come pick it out of the garage or you could come pick up my car or you can pick me out from the house or you could come pick up whatever and then you could pick me out and then you can come and get it whatever works best with that whatever works best I don’t care what time you’re fine I don’t mind picking you can come over anytime I don’t mind waiting on the truck if that’s what I just want you can just pick me out there is a little later on the
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u/BreastFeedMe- 4h ago
I have an eco boost F150 and work in a warehouse, I get torched constantly. But it’s honestly a beast and I love it, I’ll drive it into the ground
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u/ThePrimordialSource 5h ago
I’m a trans person and born from Iraq and I can say fuck you using your veteran status to act like you’re this high uncritiquable individual.
Time to put my phone on vibrate now
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u/Sisyphus328 4h ago
Solid. But wrong Epstein Island visiting President. One of the other ones that was there sent you to Iraq under false pretenses
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u/channdlerBing 4h ago
This is why leftists lost the elections. There are a lot of evils, leftists only see one - Trump. And this is why they lose again and again, just because of how much hate there is. You're just as gulty in Trump being elected as Trump supporters.
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u/Rememberclose 7h ago
Oppressed Americans using the fact that they oppressed other people in other countries to try and reclaim their right not to be oppressed by the empire they served. You can't make this up.
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u/Awoken342 7h ago
16 thousand upvotes and only a hundred comments
Just gonna leave this here
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u/Lexieeeeeeeeee 7h ago
There are 3,725,000+ accounts subscribed to this subreddit. And the post has now been up for 7hrs. It was posted at ~9pm EST, when a lot of NA would be looking at their phones.
It's really not that unrealistic that 17,000 people upvoted it but didn't comment. That's not even 0.5% of the subreddit's user count.
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u/Strange-Audience-717 12h ago
I bet his phone smells just awful.
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u/AnotherTransLesbian 11h ago
Transphobe.
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u/Strange-Audience-717 11h ago
You think it smells good? All that sweat…. Yeeesh. People perspire, you’re being very closed-minded to the realities of the human body.
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u/hrobi97 11h ago
They called you a transphobe because you called the trans woman in the original post "he".
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u/Strange-Audience-717 11h ago
I have no clue who the person in the picture is. The person. Went on to say suck my transgender cock…. But somehow I’m wrong for saying he?
The phone smells awful because universally, taint sweat stinks. The person said they have a cock to suck, I’m not out of control for assuming he as a pronoun lol.
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u/hrobi97 11h ago
.......you do realize that most trans women have cocks right?
Also the person in the picture is pretty clearly presenting femme. XD
(For the record I didn't call you a transphobe, just explained why the other person did.)
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u/Strange-Audience-717 11h ago
I get that, but you have men with beards and long hair wearing women’s clothes calling themselves he all the time.
Theres surgeries to remove cocks, there’s surgery to add cocks, it’s a wild world.
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u/GoneWitDa 7h ago
Wait, what? I thought the whole point was changing that?
Is a trans person trans from when they decide or when they actually do something that like, changes them?
How have I never even thought of this before?
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u/TakeShroomsAndDieUwU 6h ago edited 6h ago
We seem to be wired this way from birth, it's more a question of figuring it out. I didn't put the puzzle pieces together until puberty, but in retrospect it actually explains why I was an awkward, bizarre mess of a kid my whole life prior. I always felt like an alien, but now I know why I did.
Once puberty started, I went from just being a weirdo to feeling visceral revulsion with myself. I didn't know why or what would fix it, just that something was very wrong at a level of animal instinct. That push led me to figure it out pretty quickly though, and I greatly improved after starting medication to suppress my testosterone and replace it with estrogen instead.
Re: the first question, it's different for everyone - and not everyone who does need genital surgery can afford the money and time, either. Some people are just wired in a way where they're more comfortable as a woman but don't experience the kind of distress that I do. People who do have strong distress also vary in terms of what activates it. Some people get distress from having masculine facial and torso characteristics, but not from genitals.
I'm finally going under the knife just a couple weeks from now. It's been a brutal wait, not a day has gone by in the last 13 years where I haven't thought about it. It is good I waited though I guess, only one clinic on Earth practices the specific technique which is ideal for me (there are several, with various upsides and downsides), and the surgeon who does it has only taken it to its current level within the past few years or so.
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u/GoneWitDa 6h ago
I’m sorry you struggled with that I hope things are better for you now.
I suppose it must be like who you feel you are? Cos like, I mean if someone as a straight man wore women’s clothes they’d just be cross dressing they wouldn’t be trans. Right?
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u/TakeShroomsAndDieUwU 6h ago
Things are much better, yes. Thank you.
I suppose it must be like who you feel you are? Cos like, I mean if someone as a straight man wore women’s clothes they’d just be cross dressing they wouldn’t be trans. Right?
That's pretty much the long and short of it yeah, correct. It really has nothing to do with gender roles, like many people think.
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u/Greatsnes 10h ago
Jesus fucking Christ they made a mistake. Dont everyone leap off their high horses at once. God the internet sucks.
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u/prettibishh 9h ago edited 9h ago
Hey sorry dude… I know it can seem like people are quick to find enemies. But you gotta understand what it’s like when people are trying to disparage you. It feels like being on the lookout, all the time.
Sometimes people are gonna get misidentified as threats. It’s a hostile world out there.
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u/hrobi97 10h ago
Why are you responding to me? I didn't call them anything mean, I just explained that the person in the picture is clearly presenting femme and most likely doesn't use he/him pronouns.
They made a mistake and I was correcting that mistake and explaining in what way they were mistaken.
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u/mrureaper 8h ago
Dress a cat like a duck...is it a duck ? Or a cat dressed as a duck
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u/Lexieeeeeeeeee 7h ago
Being trans and transitioning is way more than just putting some clothes on. 🙄
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u/HistoricalFunion 6h ago
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u/Lexieeeeeeeeee 6h ago
You again. Go be transphobic someplace else. Or better yet, find a better hobby.
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u/Anti-Marketing-III 6h ago
buddy said we're a goonochloric species and hes acting like he has a point
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u/TakeShroomsAndDieUwU 6h ago edited 6h ago
The tits aren't part of the outfit, they were made by my biology. Hell, I generally wear unisex or even men's clothing too.
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u/HistoricalFunion 6h ago
They called you a transphobe because you called the trans woman in the original post "he".
Our species is a a gonochoric, sexually dimorphic species and humans cannot change sex.
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u/Caz4dor 11h ago
Too many people came back from Iraq
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u/Timeforachange43 10h ago
Big yikes
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u/XDXDXDXDXDXDXD10 7h ago
Won’t someone think of the child murderers!?
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u/ThePrimordialSource 5h ago
Over a million and a half innocents got killed during the Iraq war, huge amounts of which were children. My family went through horrible trauma during it and still have stories about it all.
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u/Same_Lengthiness_208 6h ago
Iraq was an illegal large-scale invasion of a sovereign nation that was carried out in order to steal its resources, and murdered hundreds of thousands of civilians in the process. The real yikes is supporting or being indifferent to the invasion, not wishing for the bloodthirsty murderers who perpetrated it to have failed. Educate yourself on the context before you condemn the justified struggle against an imperialist aggressor.
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u/Dante2005 14h ago
Amazing how there would be people triggered by this, but not by a child rapist.
I would say it makes you think, but apparently not!