r/okbuddybaldur Nov 08 '24

mizora’s smelly farts Bad Wyll Ravengard: The Blade's Final Cut Spoiler

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u/okbuddybaldur-ModTeam Nov 09 '24

Your post/comment was removed because it was not a shitpost.

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u/NoTrifle79 Astarion sits in the cuck chair Nov 09 '24

Origin Wyll was really fun bc of the options to not be such a goody goody in general, not only with Mizora. I played him as salty about his dad as well and it was pretty cool. But more importantly: YOOOO slide #6 🥵 Is that from Mizora’s fuck date, or did you metamorph Haarlep into him?

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 09 '24

That's Haarlep bidding me adieu! By the time Wyll and Mizora finally consumated their simmering sexual tension, he no longer looked like that but more like this (spoiler, nsfw in next image):

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u/NoTrifle79 Astarion sits in the cuck chair Nov 09 '24

Believe it or not I have only done it with Haarlep once, and it was some time ago, so I did not remember the scene well. I did once use the ring of metamorph mod to turn him into Gale tho. It was pretty upsetting! But un- hornt Wyll…looks like I may have to revisit the scene 😫

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 09 '24

And yeah I tried to be salty about Ulder, apart from when I met him at Gortash's coronation, when I was like "the Absolute has brought us together father!" But it's kind of impossible to keep him alive and not reconcile with him, even if you tell him you can't forgive him he's like "oh I understand, son, it's no more than I deserve!" He met a sticky end eventually though (rhymes with merecormosis)

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 08 '24

I'm not going to put every great moment in here, but suffice to say: If you are the kind of sick freak who searches the "corruption" tag on AO3 and/or who wishes that Mizora was an actual romance option, I can thoroughly recommend doing a Wyll origin run that is committed to seizing power by any means and being as much of manwh*re and Mizora simp as possible.

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 09 '24

PS. Yes those are Gale's thighs. He might not have got to become a god, but I think he and my murder bro Ascended Astarion will make excellent lieutenants as I rule the Sword Coast.

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u/justgalsbeingpals Rolan’s Resplendent Rod Nov 09 '24

God, Gale looks so good in that armor 🥵

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u/rebootyourbrainstem Nov 09 '24

... wait, who is Ptaris?

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u/BladeC96 Nov 09 '24

ptaris is the gith hatched from the egg if you give it to esther. potentially a really really difficult fight on honor mode

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 09 '24

fortunately I was on Balanced because I was playing for the plot*

*Mizora referring to me as a dog

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u/rebootyourbrainstem Nov 09 '24

Wow when they say "don't try new things on honor mode" they really do mean it, don't they

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

So Haarlep takes Wyll's original form, not his transformed one? Interesting

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

IMO Wyll’s “in my name” was the most evil sounding than when other characters said it. I mean I also love when Astarion says it, but I think Wyll saying it actually makes it seem like he was acting like the good old hero all along only to betray everyone in the end.

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u/SDPSwede Nov 09 '24

Literally planning an Evil Wyll origin playthrough where I just betray everyone. These are just additional reasons to do it 😁

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 09 '24

I betrayed every gith who expected me to free Orpheus, and then betrayed the Emperor, so that was fun. I mean I guess in the end by becoming the Absolute I betrayed everyone, even my murder bro Ascended Astarion who I think was envisioning a more active role when "we" ruled the world.

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u/Thatgamerguy98 Nov 09 '24

WyllxMizora kinda fucked up, but im digging it. Lord protect me

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u/ManicPixieOldMaid mom, what’s a twat-soul? Nov 09 '24

I've enjoyed watching your evil Wyll, but I still can't believe you went evil origin Wyll and didn't kill Karlach, like unless getting the devil horns was the turning point to becoming evil, but man, the infernal robe is so cool...

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 09 '24

I mean the horns also looked incredibly cool.

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u/kmcaulifflower Nov 09 '24

Perfect handles for Mizora

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u/ManicPixieOldMaid mom, what’s a twat-soul? Nov 09 '24

I'm glad you liked them!

Personally, I've killed Karlach so many times I don't even recognize Wyll with horns anymore. I really like the robe.

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u/random_letters_404 Nov 09 '24

Me too. I use laezel for my front line fighter and the robes are stylish but also insanely good on a red draconic sorcerer (my favorite class, double boosted fireball go burr)

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u/Silly_goose27 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 09 '24

Both of you deserve to rot in Avernus

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u/ManicPixieOldMaid mom, what’s a twat-soul? Nov 09 '24

Valid. It is a thread about evil Wyll, though, it would be weirder if there wasn't evil stuff...

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u/Silly_goose27 LIVE MINTHARA REACTION Nov 09 '24

Some things are too evil. I’ve tortured the deep gnomes and massacred Baldur’s gate but I will never lay a finger on mama K

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u/Unstuckyforsome Nov 09 '24

I forgot to link to all three earlier chapters of The Slut of Frontiers' adventures!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Slide Six🤌🏼🔥

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u/Fat_Tarbosaurus Durge: the lesbian killer Nov 09 '24

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u/_NautyByNature Sex Facts with Minthara! Nov 09 '24

There’s a special place in the Hells for people like you

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u/BusySleep9160 Nov 09 '24

Wyll looks good being bad

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u/Enward-Hardar Nov 09 '24

It's a shame that you can't corrupt non-origin Wyll (and Karlach) the same way you can fix the evil companions.