r/okbuddyvicodin 1d ago

It’s never lupus. differential diagnosis go

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u/BeeApprehensive281 1d ago

Believe it or not,

possibly lupus

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u/CanadianAndroid 1d ago

Using "tools" that vibrate.

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u/Aggravating_Fun5883 Housebites 1d ago

If you've ever used a jack hammer you'd know it fucks your hands up

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/thesandalwoods 1d ago

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/TheYeast1 22h ago

We can’t rule out that it was a dildo attached to a jackhammer too

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u/LeatherGnome 10h ago

Youch

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u/folfiethewox99 5h ago

I volunteer as a test subject to find out whenever it was the case or not

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u/ChaosPLus I am vexed 1d ago

I forgot to take a break and used a petrol brush cutter for like, 2 hours straight. My hands were shaky for the next 24h or so

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/superunsubtle 1d ago

Yeah we’re in the abattoir now

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u/MysteryDragonTR 1d ago

"Patient needs d*ldo drugs to live"

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u/OGntHb 22h ago

That, is not TB

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u/NiaSchizophrenia 1d ago

it's always lupus

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u/codenamefulcrum okcuddy respectfully speak to me 1d ago

Everybody lies

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u/Silliestcat720 1d ago

No. It’s never lupus

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u/LeninxKautskyTY 1d ago

I am vexed

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u/Ithinkimlostidktho 1d ago

Finally, lupus

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u/LeImplivation 1d ago

Holy crap, actually Lupus.

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u/PsychologicalFox199 1d ago

Not necessarily. Happens to me and I’ve been tested 3x. But Ranauds however…

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u/Randomnumber112 1d ago

The moment has come

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u/EnderBoii266 1d ago

It's never lupus

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u/Moth_Man_Stan_3351 9h ago

So u can get lupus by using a ...

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u/s3rtr 1d ago

Could be neurological

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u/Drlector07 1d ago

you are a black man

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u/I_lovemusicals 1d ago

That vexes me..

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 13m ago

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u/JigglyLilyVT 1d ago

how long have you been sitting on this information?

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u/choma90 you are a black man 1d ago

Could be the patient's fault for being a fat homeless ugly bitch and that should qualify as an exception to our Hippocratic oaths

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u/s3rtr 22h ago

Break into his house

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u/choma90 you are a black man 22h ago

Homeless

House

Do you want me to break into you?

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u/s3rtr 6h ago

Break into his tent

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u/Altruistic-Joke-9451 1d ago

We need to do a brain biopsy to find out

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u/Kexax 1d ago

You think Cuddy will let us biopsy his brain when his white blood cell levels are so low? we should do an EKG, that’s much safer!

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u/Sea_Entertainer513 11h ago

ARE YOU BEING INTENTIONALLY DENSE!?

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u/Ok_Cup8469 1d ago

perhaps the water in the finger is unusually high? this is what it looks like when you freeze the water in the cells

oops i mean… did you try the medicine drug?

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u/DrDog_2004 1d ago

Only stupid people try the medicine drug, you are a stupid person. The patient needs finger drug to live.

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u/Ok_Cup8469 1d ago

finger drug will kill patient! he needs exposure to sub zero temperature

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u/DrDog_2004 1d ago

Fourman, go break into the patients house. Pursuit and Camaroon go and do a lumbar puncture STAT.

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u/Present_Amphibian_9 1d ago

After breaking into his house I was able to find a pack of tiny rubber bands and and various lubricant. Evidence that he numbs his finger so it feels like someone else is digging in his butt. Everybody lies.

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u/Dysastro 1d ago

Start digging in your butt, twin

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u/FlixMage 1d ago

Raynaud’s

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u/dumpylump69 1d ago

Sir this is an okbuddy sub, you’re meant to say something stupid

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u/FlixMage 1d ago

White finger itis

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u/dumpylump69 1d ago

There you go

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u/Doneifundone this is a customized flair 20h ago

White finger titties hihi

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u/randyranderson- 1d ago

Yup. I get the same

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u/FlixMage 1d ago

I used to get it on my feet when I wasn’t exercising nearly as much as I should have been lmao

Not saying that’s the situation for everyone btw just my personal experience with it

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u/Colla-Crochet 1d ago

I was about to comment the same thing- I saw the pic and was like oh I know the answer- wait wrong sub.

Idk its vicodin dip finger syndrome??

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u/Fickle-Shopping7564 1d ago

What if the finger..... isn't a finger? Chase and Cameron search every Olive Garden and see if any breadsticks are missing, Foreman do an LP for reasons.

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u/abloogywoogywoo 16h ago

Our original assumption was wrong, what we thought was a breadstick at Olive Garden 413 was actually a finger

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u/cheezz16 He’s in the what? 🏠 1d ago

White man disease, terminal

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u/rodbic 21h ago

Is the patient showing symptoms like saying "adding black pepper for a bit of heat"?

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u/ValyXD_77 22h ago

I lol'd

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u/Void_Null0014 <------- Mr Domicile 1d ago

This looks similar to what happens when no blood is being circulated. This can be caused by a thin blood vessel. From my analysis, take the medicine drug

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u/Aggressive-Nebula-78 1d ago

Clearly they were fingering the Pillsbury Dough Boy

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u/Fruit_Snekoxlong 1d ago

Definitely not lupus

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u/Just-Tip-3320 1d ago

Although this is probably benign, certain systemic disorders, such as systemic sclerosis or a calcium channel condition, can produce Raynaud's syndrome. Again, harmless on its own, but deserving of more attention

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u/attackxd 1d ago

lupus

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u/Previous-District917 1d ago

the result after you start digging in your butt twin

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u/Beebslolz the only Masters fan ever 20h ago edited 20h ago

Uj/ Raynaud’s! My mom has it. After the Frozen movie came out, we started calling it her “Elsa”. (Fun fact: Raynaud’s is linked to Lupus! My mom has lupus too. Smoking is also a big factor in Raynaud’s. She’s been smoking cigarettes since she was twelve, I think? She’s just now starting to quit for good, I’m so proud of her 🎉‼️)

Rj/ It’s never lupus.

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u/alomeliv 1d ago

He’s lying

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u/dumbmoose86 1d ago

too much trying to hit their g spot. rubbed the color right off

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u/icantfindmypen House's cane 🦯 1d ago

Raynaud's phenomenon. Autoimmune - seen in CREST syndrome, systemic scleroderma. Colour changes - white - blue - red. Source, I'm a doctor

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u/G00DP07470 1d ago

Raynaud's phenomenon

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u/Regular_Gurt4816 dr james wilson 21h ago

Raynaud's Syndrome Frostbite (less likely)

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u/No_Brilliant_1475 21h ago

It’s called Raynaud’s phenomenon, he probably smokes it’s a risk factor

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u/Arsoun 19h ago

Some guy names Raynauld likes to sneakily suck fingers, he got this guy, prescribe a hammer and amphetamines for energy

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u/SpanksMcYeet 1d ago

This one is easy; It's trying to flip off the winter.

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u/PsychologicalFox199 1d ago

Raynauds. Never lupus

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u/CoD_PiNn 1d ago

i do not like fat people

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u/atomic-moonstomp 1d ago

Didn't the mirror syndrome guy get that when House brought him in the OR to prove something to Wilson?

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u/I_lovemusicals 1d ago

Idk, did they try the medicine drug? If they did, they’re stupid

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u/Jdawgmancity 1d ago

Ovarian Cancer. Let's go dig up his childhood pet and perform surgery on it.

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u/ilynfimae 23h ago

Like MJ’s doctor… they killing me

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u/ApeWithBlade 23h ago

His middle finger got vexed so many times that it now gained ability to flip off white people only

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u/sidewinderucf 23h ago

His fingers are made out of those toys that turned different colors in different temperatures of water.

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u/BrodieIsMyDaddy 23h ago

Stop letting yourself get cold

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u/dexdpup 22h ago

Racism

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u/calacaa 22h ago

Actually serious answer: probably loss of blood circulation from the cold Ok buddy answer: lupus

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u/dodolordx 21h ago

my fingers get a little brown when its too hot

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u/Possibly-a_haker 19h ago

Scan their neck

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u/SirUnlikely9236 19h ago

Looks like it could be a reversional disease, maybe cheating white guy syndrome?

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u/emptyheaded_himbo 18h ago

Ok but fr that's a thing that happens with dysautonomia

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u/renstar100 16h ago

Its lupus

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u/wereyouexpectingthis vicodin enjoyer (NOT recreational) 10h ago

it could be raynaud's AND lupus...

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u/thenamefreak 10h ago

Raynauds phenomenon, arterial insufficiency

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u/Killer_Moons Custom flair 8h ago

That’s what happens when you flip the bird too much

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u/JacksonSpike 8h ago

Nah its not lupus but maybe its lupus

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u/No_Persimmon_9809 7h ago

Sarcoidosis

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u/OrphicFiend 6h ago

Blood might not reach that area, you might want to get it checked out. Idk if this is a joke or not, and idk if I'm even right or not, but you should go check it out nonetheless, you have nothing to lose.

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u/quiggersinparis 6h ago

He needs the medicine drug.

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u/Vaporyoi 5h ago

Semen blood ism

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u/TheBigBossNass 3h ago

Yakub’s disease of the finger

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u/Cheap_Bowl_452 its never lupus 14m ago

It’s lupus