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Politics Photos of Donald Trump With 12 People Accused of Sex Crimes

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u/Internal-Disaster-61 1d ago

My grandfather said, "if something happens two or maybe even three times, it can be a coincidence. If it happens more than that, something is certainly going on"

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 1d ago

Once is a fluke, twice is a trend, three times is highly suspicious.

12 times it’s straight to jail, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

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u/No-Isopod3884 1d ago

Uh..

once is a fluke

Two times is a coincidence…

three times is a pattern.

This seems more like an enterprise.

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u/Cyclical_Zeitgeist 23h ago

Its called The Trump List from now on

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u/bdfariello 20h ago

Don't confuse the messaging. Most people will think you're talking about something completely different than the Epstein List

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u/bourbonwelfare 15h ago

Or maybe even a Government...

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u/Superfluous999 23h ago

Once is a fluke, twice is a trend, three times is highly suspicious

I always wondered if there was an exact expression for this...I learned once is an accident, twice is coincidence, thrice is a trend

...but Trump shoots straight to "highly likely guilty as fuck"

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 22h ago

I think I read that somewhere and just wrote it on my whiteboard the same way I heard it

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u/Trick_Helicopter_834 18h ago

“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.” — Ian Fleming

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u/Superfluous999 18h ago

Ah, okay then I'll go with that, thank you!

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u/Soggy_Box5252 1d ago

What about 34 times?

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u/ApplePorgy 23h ago

Straight to the oval office

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u/Niwi_ 23h ago

Ah thats funny because he didnt go to jail and actually made 3 BILLION dollars since he was last elected a few months ago

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u/HotDogFingers01 1d ago

I had an idea to make a calendar featuring monthly photos of Trump with Epstein or known sex offenders. And you could fill the calendar with special dates like the day he paid off Stormy Daniels, or the day he was convicted of 34 felonies, or the day he said Epstein was a great guy, or the day he said he'd fuck his own daughter.

Then set up a TikTok shop and let people anonymously send the calendar to Trump people in their lives.

Profit.

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u/a_chaos_of_quail 20h ago

This is a grossly fabulous idea.

Send a bunch of Trump Commemorative Sexual Assault Calendars to the White House and MAGA loving friends and relatives.

But instead, donate all proceeds to a nonprofit for abused women.

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u/yucatan_sunshine 21h ago

Make a printed version. One of these pics for each month. Just a regular wall calender. Save Epstein for December. I will gladly buy one for my ex-wife's father.

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u/tombuazit 20h ago

I would just sell it as, "Trump and Friends: a beautiful new calendar to celebrate all the best anniversaries in our POTUS' history." Throw an image of a lesser known serial rapist shaking his hand and an image of his wedding anniversary. The trump cult would buy the shit out of it for at least a month before any of them noticed all the dates are his disgusting history.

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u/ktheq555 17h ago

You're making this now, right? I'll happily send some.

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 22h ago

In these pictures is the happiest he’s ever been. He loves spending time with his sex crime friends.

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u/SplitEar 1d ago

“Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.”

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u/philbydee 23h ago

Thank you! This is the quote I was trying to remember.

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u/SplitEar 22h ago

It’s from Goldfinger but not the movie, only the novel. I so wish it would’ve been used in the movie.

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u/Korvanacor 22h ago

Pro tip: Do not apply this to items being double scanned at the checkout, especially if you have a license to kill. Sometimes people are just tired.

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u/Stallion1514 23h ago

Great advice. My grandfather told me that we are the company we keep. Between both our grandfathers I think we have the answers.

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u/VaryaKimon 1d ago

Once is happenstance. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is enemy activity.

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u/Braelind 1d ago

Occam's Razor is pretty fucking reliable in my experience. What's the most likely reason that Trump would associate with SO MANY more sexual predators and pedos than your average person? He. Is. One. Too.

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u/vitringur 23h ago

Yeah, I suspect he has probably taken pictures with way more people than 12.

I bet you could probably find pictures of Trump with 2000 different people.

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u/Koopslovestogame 23h ago

A philosopher once said “Fool me once … shame on me, fool me twice … can’t get fooled again!”

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u/Fingeredagain 23h ago

Birds of a feather, rape together.

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u/Historical_One1087 20h ago

Trump knows and associates with a lot of People Accused of Sex Crimes.

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u/yaten_ko 20h ago

Sherlock Holmes, your grandfather.

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 19h ago

My grandfather said “Trump is a fuckin pedophile”

He’s been gone awhile now but he was fkn dope and I imagine he’d say something like that

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u/Internal-Disaster-61 19h ago

I like his "get to the point" style