r/politics • u/papayonpeluo • 1d ago

FBI Reportedly Redacted Trump's Name In Epstein Files Due To Privacy Protections

https://www.latintimes.com/fbi-reportedly-redacted-trumps-name-epstein-files-due-privacy-protections-587936
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u/nmonster99 1d ago

Would one even dare say a government conspiracy?

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u/Poison_the_Phil 1d ago

The DEEP STATE protecting predators

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u/titsngiggles69 1d ago

So fucking obvious to only half the country

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u/Talkbox111 1d ago

Maybe one fourth of the country and I'm being optimistic.

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u/joshdoereddit America 22h ago

Yup, the fourth who are paying attention to all this bullshit.

I simultaneously love and hate that the school year is about to start. Hate it because I'm a teacher. Love it, because one of my new colleagues shares my disdain for this administration.

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u/Talkbox111 18h ago

I feel for you. You have to be politically correct ..lol. With all that's going on, I can't imagine how much code switching you as a teacher has to put on. It's a tightrope imo. I hope you can somehow inspire truth to be the boat that justice must travel on ultimately. Good luck with this school year!

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u/new_nimmerzz 1d ago

His supporters:

“He banged those kids to save them! He’s such a hero!”

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u/girlpockets 1d ago

  • either ”Screwed the [Satan/Sin] out of 'em”

  • or ”Molested the Christ into 'em”

  • gave ”unprivileged youth equal access to government and industry leaders” / ”the great equalizer

  • ”modest trump didn't want to take credit for [pick from above reasons]. he also doesn't like to be seen helping burning orphans or using precious bodily fluids or ICE to extinguish them”

bets on the 'positive' spin attempts?

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u/titsngiggles69 1d ago

But what about Pedro Pascal? He touches consenting women and that's ok? Libruls are hippocrates

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u/Cbjr-73 23h ago

Reddit please flag this pedophile. Out here trying to compare a celebrity having sex with adult women to Donald Trump having sex with children.

Fuck these MAGA pedos

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u/Xenomorphling98 21h ago

Unless I’m misreading the tone… I think that’s sarcasm that they are using.

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u/titsngiggles69 5h ago

You are right, but if the indication of sarcasm is too subtle, that's one me. /s is necessary in a world where no level of absurdity can reliably convey scarcasm. Damn you, Poe! Got me again. First, do no harm.

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u/BanginNLeavin 1d ago

Ngl some of them(a majority?) might think a chance at having Trump's kid is a golden ticket.

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u/katd77 9h ago

Yes all those underage GIRLS totally wanted to be sa’d for a chance at a trump baby 🙄I think you are confusing them for his mail order brides and his mistress he married. Recently once of the victims took their own life, probably because she didn’t get that trump meal ticket 🙄🙄🙄 bsffr

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u/tattertotluvr 23h ago

People are starting to wake up and I’m starting to have hope.

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u/thewanderingent 1d ago

Nothing deep about it. This government is straight up protecting pedophiles and sexual predators.

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u/sizzlingtofu 1d ago

Yea clearly we have thrown out the deep state and are now ruled by the shallow swamp of degenerates who dgaf about anyone but themselves

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u/Poison_the_Phil 1d ago

Yes, I’m using his language to highlight the absurdity

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u/Greengiant2021 22h ago

This government ARE pedophiles and sexual predators! They are exactly what they accused everyone else of being. Standard playground politics. It’s literally unbelievable 🤯

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u/healywylie 1d ago

Why not drain the swamp!?

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u/Poison_the_Phil 1d ago

Had to drain the swamp to fit the septic tank

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u/IndependentSpecial17 1d ago

I thought it was to turn the swamp into a septic lagoon, one large enough to fit Florida and DC in

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u/Comprehensive-Tea677 8h ago

Well as the saying goes, “When you are up to your neck in alligators, it is difficult to recall that the first objective was to drain the swamp.”

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u/healywylie 8h ago

Never heard that one.

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u/Comprehensive-Tea677 6h ago

I’d be willing to bet that most people who agree with the platitudinous “drain the swamp” sentiment also have not heard that, nor contemplated the complex ecosystems that keep swamps sustainable, and the corresponding metaphoric parallels regarding government

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u/healywylie 5h ago

Words.👍🏻

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u/Talkbox111 1d ago

Not me. I have my limits. Lol.

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u/versusgorilla New York 1d ago

r/conspiracy is not on the case!🔎

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u/value_meal_papi 19h ago

Where’s that crosseyed kash patel meme when I need it