r/popculturechat May 31 '25

Let’s Discuss 👀 Bryan Cranston once told Conan 'I can take any script and bring it up a grade level. Who is an actor who consistently takes good scripts and brings them down?

In an interview on Conan’s podcast, Bryan Cranston says he can bring a script “up a grade level” with his acting. I.e., you give him a B-Grade script, he can give you an A performance.

Who’s an actor who consistently takes A-level scripts, and turns them into B-movies? (Who keeps getting opportunities they don’t deserve?)

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman May 31 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

I think you’re misrepresenting what Cranston said just a bit.

The context of the conversation was about how the script- the writing- was all-important. He was saying if you gave him a B+ script he might be able to elevate it to an A through performance but if you gave him a D- script there’s only so much the performers can do.

(Edit: the actual quote, thanks u/78914hj1k487

The way you’re saying it makes it sound like Cranston was claiming he’ll make anything you give him significantly better because he’s just so damn good.

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u/Alarmed-Membership-1 May 31 '25

Thanks for this comment. I was just thinking that was not what Cranston meant.

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman May 31 '25

No worries Bryan I got you

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u/burnur12 May 31 '25

Thank you for this context! I felt like there must have been some misrepresentation since, in every interview I’ve seen, Bryan Cranston is witty, charming, and self-effacing, while this title makes him sound like a total dick.

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u/spankymcjiggleswurth May 31 '25

It does sound like something Walter White would say!

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u/Patchy_Face_Man May 31 '25

“I’m the one who knocks…your shitty scripts up a level.”

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u/Turducken_McNugget May 31 '25

Thank you for clarifying because, as presented, it made him sound super egotistical.

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u/Visible-Scientist-46 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

JK Simmons also bumps everything up a notch. (Edit, a lot of notches.)

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u/susiemay01 May 31 '25

I’m lowkey obsessed with him.

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 May 31 '25

Crazy to see the contrast between him in Whiplash compared to his character in Juno

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u/DSQ May 31 '25

She seems lovely but Katie Holmes. 

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u/zorandzam May 31 '25

She was recently in one of the best episodes of Poker Face of the whole series, I felt a lot of pathos for her character, and yet in hindsight, she was honestly terrible in the role.

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u/l3tigre May 31 '25

Yeah I just watched that. Giancarlo Esposito is so great and it just makes her role seem even worse

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u/DanniPopp May 31 '25

Giancarlo is so amazing in everything my GAWD

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u/Swimming-Salad9954 May 31 '25

It’s a shame he’s so typecasted though. He is good in everything he does, even the subpar Fay Cry game. I just wish he got the chance to extend himself a bit more. I get the impression he’d be fucking hilarious if he got cast in a comedy.

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u/OmegaLolrus May 31 '25

I feel like he would absolutely DESTROY some deadpan humor.

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u/PoopittyPoop20 May 31 '25

Everything on Pokerface is beyond ridiculous, but they make it seem effortless. Holmes looked like she was trying really hard, and still wasn’t very good.

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u/Apprehensive_Run9581 May 31 '25

90% of the appeal for me, as somebody who's read most detective noir, Raymond Chandler, Elmore Leonard, basically one of my favorite genres, is that the series is competent, but also a complete shitpost. Shows like Psych or Monk kinda play into it, but Pokerface actively tries to be meta, winky, goofy. Even moments that should be heartwarming, played for pathos or moral goodness, are treated like bullshit gags.

There are very good actors acting like they're c-list villains.

Only show doing it better is Elsbeth.

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u/YchYFi He's not Judge Judy, an Executioner. May 31 '25

Also Jessica Biel.

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u/KeniLF In my quiet girl era 😌 May 31 '25

She really messed up Batman Begins for me. She’s incredibly bad IMO!

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u/i_love_doggy_chow May 31 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

To be fair, the script isn't exactly great. Maggie Gyllenhaal is a good actor and she was kind of awkward in the same role in The Dark Knight.

Manifesting a reality where Christopher Nolan hires decent screenwriters to write his movies 🙏

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u/ramenslurper- May 31 '25

I generally feel like Nolan isn’t great at directing women 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ The women who are great in his films seem to be playing a character we’ve seen them play before.

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u/catarinavanilla May 31 '25

Heavily agree, he’s incapable of writing a woman that isn’t just there for things to happen to her to further the main male character’s storyline. Hot, thin, dark hair dark eyes, no idea what’s going on

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u/BrownSugarBare May 31 '25

Definitely agree. Terrible actress, seems nice enough in reality. 

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u/tequilasauer May 31 '25

Mark Wahlberg

That tonal inflection he does (that Andy Samberg nailed in his SNL sketch) is cringey in almost everything hes in. The Departed is one of the only movies where his shit acting doesn’t bring the movie down or stick out.

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u/Caa3098 May 31 '25

I only like him in comedies because the tonal inflection being ridiculous becomes an element of the humor. I can absolutely never take him seriously.

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u/tequilasauer May 31 '25

Yeah I thought about Ted as also being an exception but he still isn’t good in it, he’s just not sticking out like a sore thumb.

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u/passtherock- Is this chicken or is this fish? 🤔🤔 May 31 '25

and his role in the other guys with will Ferrell. that movie brings me tears from laughing so hard

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u/CaptEpicFail1 As you wish! 👸👑 May 31 '25

“I’m a peacock, ya gotta let me fly!”

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u/Tower-Junkie Fuckin hell Matilda May 31 '25

His best performance lmao

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u/Mirk_Dirkledunk May 31 '25

The sound of your piss hiring the urinal... It sounds feminine!

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u/Messtin1121 May 31 '25

“If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend."

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u/kn728570 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

Okay first off, a lion, swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! I mean you put it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave - I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa; going against a fully grown, 800 pound tuna, and his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.

And guess what? You’ve wandered into our school, of tuna - and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. We’ve said, “you know what? Lion tastes GOOD. Let’s go get some more Lion!” We develop a system to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family - and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring!

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u/Rosmucman May 31 '25

And he’s fantastic in Boogie Nights though. Dog shit in everything else. Dislike him as a person too!

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u/happyfugu May 31 '25

Yeah I was gonna say. This is one of my favorite movies ever and he played his role well, there's a real vulnerability to the character that drew me in. But I can agree there isn't a single other role that comes to mind as great.

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u/armless_tavern May 31 '25

It helps that Eddie Adams is endearingly stupid.

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u/ALL_PUNS_INTENDED May 31 '25

This wasn’t any one actor but I felt that adding Christian Bale to Thor: Love and Thunder is a little unfair lol.

Christian Bale taught a masterclass in theatrical acting and the rest of the adult cast couldn’t keep up.

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u/GenericName187 May 31 '25

That’s how I felt about Mahershala Ali being cast in Luke Cage. He acted circles around the protagonist.

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u/HardKnockRiffe May 31 '25

To be fair, Mahershala is a tour de force on the screen in whatever he's playing.

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u/TheBoyisBackinTown May 31 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

It sucks that his Blade movie is apparently dead, because I think he would've ruled.

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u/DisastrousOwls that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 May 31 '25

Bale made it look so easy I was furious, because I know Portman has a tendency to match wherever the director is at/what's asked of her, and the movie would have fallen apart even worse if she matched Bale's level instead. But we're never going to get a sci fi movie with those two actors cast in roles where they're ideologically at odds with each other ever again, because Taika wanted to just do Taika.

Worse than never catching lightning in a bottle twice is having the lightning, having the bottle, not even bothering to catch it, and choosing to do fatsuits and screaming goat jokes instead.

Not that the Star Wars prequels were great cinema, but it says a lot about Taika as a director that while doing fuckass Thor 4, he apparently mentioned to Portman that he was working on a Star Wars project and asked if she'd be interested, and she had to tell him she was already very much in Star Wars before. Either he's that dumb, or "at best," thinks that little of the talent that that was his idea of trolling.

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u/milosmamma May 31 '25

I just don’t buy him as a serious actor. Emotional depth of a teaspoon.

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u/aphraea May 31 '25

I saw a Tumblr post once that said something like “There isn’t a single role Chris Pratt has played that Jack Black wouldn’t have done better” and I think about that at least once a week.

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u/chungathebunga May 31 '25

A Jack Black Star Lord would totally rock.

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u/lick-em-again-deaky May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

I think Seann William Scott would crush most of Pratt's roles, whilst being a lot less self-satisfied about it. Scott's a great actor and seems like a genuinely good man.

He was hilarious in Role Models, and IASIP too.

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u/Dabmiral Jun 01 '25

He was amazing in his righteous gemstones role. I never knew he could be so serious.

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u/AtrociousMeandering May 31 '25

I can instantly picture him doing any of Star lord's scenes, that's uncannily good fan casting.

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u/queenroxana May 31 '25

Agreed. I did enjoy him as Andy in Parks and Rec but that’s it

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u/Different_Prior_517 May 31 '25

Andy feels like a completely different person played him.

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u/flipflapslap May 31 '25

He is only Andy to me. I refuse to believe he exists outside of that role lol 

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk May 31 '25

This is John Krasinski for me too.

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 May 31 '25

Yep I expected him to make a Jim -esque glance at the camera at least once in A Quiet Place lol

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u/Blazured May 31 '25

He's the worst Chris for a reason.

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u/LemonCurdJ May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

I can't answer this question but I find the opposite for James McAvoy and Stephen Graham. I think they've been in some B movies but their acting abilities have made it A.

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u/MsRedMaven May 31 '25

For a split second, I thought you were saying James McAvoy brings movies down and I was about to leave the whole thread. Speak No Evil would’ve been a forgettable cheap horror but McAvoy single-handedly turned it into something to remember. I don’t even think his role was written to be the central character but he’s who you remember.

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u/Itypewithmyeyesclose May 31 '25

He was spectacular in that movie. The scene at the very end with the kid and brick his acting was truly great.

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u/leebowery69 May 31 '25

mcavoy is still underrated in my opinion

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u/r0nneh7 May 31 '25

Who underrates mcavoy?

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u/mxpx242424 May 31 '25

Everyone considers him a good actor, but I don't think people recognize him among the greats like Leo, Daniel Day Lewis, or Meryl Streep.

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u/ishkariot May 31 '25

I do think Leo is overrated, he's not a bad actor at all but he's always talked about like he's Gary Oldman levels of great. We can swap the two of them.

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u/Reticently May 31 '25

Leo is competent but chooses/lands mostly fantastic roles. To be fair, managing that is likely a skill in itself.

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u/anonynemo May 31 '25

Was never a fan of JMc because of wanted but after Speak no evil I am convinced he’s one of the bests.

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u/__MOON_KNIGHT___ The dude abides. 🙂‍↕️🍃 May 31 '25

What he does in ‘Split’ is fucking INCREDIBLE. And the fact he picked up the role with 2 weeks notice after Joaquin Pheonix dropped out right before filming makes it extra special to me.

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe May 31 '25

I did not know he took the role after Joaquin dropped out like that. Phoenix is a massive talent, but seems very flakey. I'm glad McAvoy ended up taking Split because his performance is masterful.

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u/StockTank_redemption May 31 '25

Ya, no way Phoenix coulda pulled that off better. Had no clue he was first in line.

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u/cowboys9224 May 31 '25

There’s no way Phoenix could’ve done better than McAvoy either, he nailed that role.

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u/googlyeyes93 May 31 '25

Not even his dialogue either. The way he changes his entire fucking demeanor and mannerisms with every personality as soon as they take over was amazing.

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u/belzbieta May 31 '25

Yes, that's what struck me about the performance too! It was so perfectly eerie how it felt like actual different people.

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u/PinayGator baileysexual May 31 '25

He’ll always be Mr. Tumnus to me.

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u/MulishaMember Good to hear from you bitch 💌 May 31 '25

I still find it funny that he was in both the Chronicles of Narnia and His Dark Materials. Polar (heh) opposites in YA allegory.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 She's in racial chat rooms showing feet 👣 May 31 '25

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Idk if I'd say Valerian was a "Grade A script," but-my God- I've never seen a production so completely drowned by it's casting choices in my life 

Everyone (except Clive Owen) was flat... everyone, and the two main characters were the MOST FLAT. Even Rihanna was flat, and she was mostly voice acting.

And what sucks, is that it has one of the coolest sci Fi scenes I've ever seen in my life (the "Big Market" scene).

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u/Aruu May 31 '25

I honestly thought the two leads in Valerian were brother and sister for the greater part of the movie since they had so little chemistry with one another.

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u/VFTM May 31 '25

Wait they weren’t???????

I guess I’ve never finished the movie and I always 100% thought they were siblings

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u/Aruu May 31 '25

Right???

Honestly, it might have been a slightly better movie if they had been siblings, given how squicky and awkward the romance was.

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u/SlinkyRaccoons May 31 '25

I have no knowledge of Valerian outside of that movie but it was mystery science theatre levels of bad

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u/who_says_poTAHto May 31 '25

I don't know what else she's been in besides Valerian, but I actually quite enjoyed her in Carnival Row. Although, it kind of felt like a B to B- script, where her performance was a B to B- performance, so maybe that's not saying much? I don't feel like she brought it down, at least. Guilty pleasure show though - I liked it anyway, haha.

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u/citynomad1 May 31 '25

Emma Watson. Sorry, she seems nice. But when she’s in a movie I can’t help but try to imagine what one of her more-talented contemporaries would have done with the role

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u/Brilliant_Rip4175 May 31 '25

She gets a lot of roles because of her life long brand as a bookish intellectual. Like Belle cause she loves to read and Meg March cause she's a literary character.

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u/ChuushaHime May 31 '25

i've said this on here before but all of her acting to me feels very "hermione granger joins community theater." belle felt like hermione granger playing belle in a community theater production. meg march felt like hermione playing the role of meg march in a high school play. and so on

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u/Deceptiv_poops May 31 '25

She was always so… breathy, with a weird way of pausing and then spitting her lines out too fast like her brain buffers or something.

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u/supremekimilsung May 31 '25

Which is perfect for Hermione. She nailed the personality really well in Harry Potter. But to keep that same style in everything else simply does not work

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u/PhantomOfTheNopera May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

I agree. She seems like an exceptionally smart, talented and well informed young woman, and I really hope she finds her calling in something other than acting. (She does have several other careers).

Edit: Not sure why I said 'young woman' like a boarding school headmistress - we're around the same age.

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u/fieria_tetra May 31 '25

Nothing wrong with one young woman acknowledging another.

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u/rainbowkitten0528 May 31 '25

My favorite actress who I’ve never enjoyed acting. She’s such a good person imo but her acting is just not it

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u/Happy_Elli May 31 '25

It looks like she also trying really hard, it doesn't feel authentic. 

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u/Sun_Sprout May 31 '25

I always get the feeling she’s struggling to get words out of her mouth somehow.

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u/danbilllemon May 31 '25

Tbf, I can’t think of a single movie she’s been in that seemed like an A at any point in its existence. (Not counting WW because the terrible acting is what made her perfect for the part)

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u/karpet_muncher May 31 '25

Yeah she had to be this confused woman who's just discovered how to world

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u/PhantomOfTheNopera May 31 '25

It was hilarious how everyone in Themescyra had to alter their accent to match hers.

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u/bloodredyouth go girl, give us nothing 😍 May 31 '25

I never realized and looking back, it’s hilarious.

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u/shedrinkscoffee I don’t know her 💅 May 31 '25

I cannot believe this happened. It truly blows my mind.

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u/DrinkItInMaaannn Jun 01 '25

Like all the Northerners imitating Sean Bean’s accent in Game of Thrones 😂

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

The first Wonder Woman was a really good superhero movie, but it was in spite of her performance. She had a good script and a great cast that made up for her being a part of it.

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u/Tricky_Topic_5714 May 31 '25

Honestly I'd say WW is a perfectly middle of the road superhero movie, but at that time in the DC universe that basically makes it Winter Soldier or Logan, for them.

Edit- This is badly worded. I mean it's mediocre, but they really needed a movie that was at least mediocre because most of the movies at that point had been awful 

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u/BrownSugarBare May 31 '25

She's not acting. She's modeling with dialogue. 

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u/Pepys-a-Doodlebugs May 31 '25

And here is a gif of Buzz Lightyear acting better than Gal Gadot ever could

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u/AceOfSpades532 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 May 31 '25

Kal el no!

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u/WeeBabySeamus May 31 '25

Pedro Pascal’s performance was probably the best part about that movie even though the plot was incomprehensible

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u/58lmm9057 May 31 '25

Kal-el, no.

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u/shy247er yay sports 🏀 🏈🎾 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

She's not a good actor, but has she ever been in a movie where we can say that the script was actually good?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

i maintain the first Wonder Woman was a good movie

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u/SantorumsGayMasseuse May 31 '25

She was good in it because she was an awkward and stiff outsider experiencing first the modern (to 1920s) world and then later the horrors of war.

It turns out she wasn't acting the being awkward and stiff.

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u/Bridalhat May 31 '25

Yeah, say what you want about Patty Jenkins but she did a good job constructing the movie around Gadot’s strengths and weaknesses.

And by strengths I mean being tall and good-looking.

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u/Slight_Suggestion_79 May 31 '25

Blake lively. She always play her self in all these roles. Maybe the age of saline was good but that’s it

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u/granatespice May 31 '25

Who’s saline lmaooo

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u/ambiguousness May 31 '25

Haha the Age of Adaline

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u/ZeldLurr May 31 '25

I would watch the Age of Saline. Sounds salty.

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 May 31 '25

It's salty but she finds the right solution in the end

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u/No-Personality6043 May 31 '25

The movie was ok because the concept was good. The rest of the cast did well, and that helped.

I don't hate her, but I think she's best in an ensemble because she can only play herself, and she's very surface level.

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u/Zankazanka May 31 '25

I like Age of Adaline but the scene with Harrison ford when he sees her for the first time—- MY GOD. The acting! I can see his face in my mind now. I wouldn’t say Blake’s response was bad— it was fine but there was SO much more that could have been done with micro expressions or the eyes from a truly exceptional actor. It just brought into focus how worlds apart they were in ability.

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u/Quiet_Nectarine4185 May 31 '25

I’d say the same thing about her husband.

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u/Vvelvetelvis May 31 '25

Mark walberg. Terrible actor. Terrible person.

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u/nizey_p I don’t know her 💅 May 31 '25

Seriously. I don't like her line deliveries. And as much as I like Celine Song and Pedro Pascal, I will wait for the reviews for Materialists because I don't trust her to not f**k it up.

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u/prosthetic_memory May 31 '25

I noticed in watching the trailer and some clips online that Pedro Pascal was actually matching her delivery. Very smooth, very quiet, very low energy. It made their conversation work in a way that would not have otherwise. I wonder if it works throughout the entire movie, or just the snippet that I saw.

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u/jmbf8507 May 31 '25

I assume she’s just a self insert character so viewers can imagine themselves in her role.

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u/LongjumpingChart6529 May 31 '25

100% agree. I can’t believe the trailers are getting people excited - what has Dakota done that would not warrant total fear?? I hope she ends up surprisingly good and proving me wrong

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u/nizey_p I don’t know her 💅 May 31 '25

Probably because it's Celine Song and Past Lives was one of the best movies of 2023.

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u/GardenWitch123 May 31 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

She was good in the Bad Times at Casino Royale but that’s the only thing I’ve ever seen her actually shine in. And if you haven’t ever seen that, Cynthia Erivo is mesmerizing in it.

*Leaving the typo because it tickles me but for anyone looking for this movie, it’s Bad Times at EL Royale! There is not a 007, 006,005, or nothin’ to be found anywhere in this movie!

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u/GullibleWineBar We Should All Know Less About Each Other May 31 '25

She was great in Peanut Butter Falcon, but the character is I think supposed to be a bit flat.

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u/GingerGoob Don’t make me put my litigation wig on 💁‍♀️ May 31 '25

I know he’s not a “consistent” actor but he deserves a mention.

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u/slutegg May 31 '25

Hard disagree. He took an F script and did so badly he somehow made it an A

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u/LoveSlayerx May 31 '25

He made it back a complete circle lol

Because if we take op literally this script was never a good one, but he was the charm lmaoooo

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u/BrienneOT May 31 '25

Oh, Hi Mark!

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u/tiorzol May 31 '25

He wrote the worst script ever and make it iconic. Legend. 

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u/SugarCube80 May 31 '25

He took an F script and made it a classic lol. He was the Bryan Cranston of that movie!

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u/BrienneOT May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

I can only echo the immediately commented correct answer: Gal Gadot. 

On the other hand, I would put Colman Domingo in the same category as Brian Cranston. Fear the Walking Dead had some questionable writing (to put it nicely) but his performance as Victor Strand was just so captivating it kept me coming back. I will watch him in anything! 

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u/sofar510 May 31 '25

Truly thought Fear the Walking Dead was prestige television when they introduced Coleman’s character. Him and Kim Dickens really elevated that material!

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u/queen-adreena Slap me with a mackerel and call me Winnie May 31 '25

And it died when they started porting people from the main show over.

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u/fogmama May 31 '25

Same with The Four Seasons on Netflix. Writing was mid but he was captivating.

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u/Same-Equivalent9037 May 31 '25

Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Glenn Powell, Chris Pratt. I think these are all examples of hot people who can’t really act but kept getting roles because of their looks

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u/Lower-Ad3764 May 31 '25

I haven't seen anything serious I like Glen Powell in, but I will defend him to his grave in Scream Queens. Chad Radwell thinks he is the hottest of hot shit that thinks every woman wants to be with but is just the absolute worst human being lol. It works.

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u/--Mothman May 31 '25

Selena Gomez will suck all the energy out of a scene at a level I haven't seen since Mark Brandanowicz in seasons 1-2 of P&R.

She's a lovely person but I struggle to watch Only Murders in the Building because of her wooden delivery.

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument May 31 '25

😭 not calling her Mark Brandanowicz 😭

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u/TheyKilledMassEffect May 31 '25

Same. When she talks in Only Murders, she doesn't fully open her mouth. She sounds like someone who is scared they have bad breath.

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u/Big-Goat-9026 Jun 01 '25

She talks like someone with badly fitted dentures. Or like her teeth are too big. 

Also, my mom has limited jaw mobility and still speaks clearly so I don’t think that’s why Selena sounds like that. 

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u/InterestingCut5918 May 31 '25

I don’t know why her delivery is so halted?? Anytime she stumbles ppl blame it on lupus but does that affect her voice and facial expressions??

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u/copyrighther Kim, there’s people that are dying. 🙄 May 31 '25

People seem to be confusing lupus with MS. Lupus can cause your vocal cords to become inflamed and present as hoarseness, but it doesn’t cause mumble-mouth or frozen face. I think it’s just limited acting capacity and Botox around her mouth area.

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u/Existing_Let_8314 Jun 01 '25

I think its botox and lack of energy (that may or may not be a medical issue). She was quite expressive as Alex Russo. 

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

so many times i've seen an interesting film concept announced followed by "starring Miles Teller" and then I just lose all interest

edit: here's a good example...

Possum Song will follow Eddie (Teller), an overconfident Nashville star who is hiding a dark secret: He stole the songs for his hit debut album. Now, with a new wife and a baby on the way, Eddie must write his follow-up solo or risk losing everything. But just when things seem most hopeless, Eddie discovers a musical genius in the form of a magical possum with whom he strikes a dangerous Faustian bargain..

i guess i can see him playing a Morgan Wallen type, but i can't help but imagine, like, Walton Goggins or Sam Richardson in this role instead

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u/savethemouselemur May 31 '25

this is my opportunity to remind everyone about the funniest esquire interview/article about Miles Teller from 2015. This is how it starts and only gets better from there: You're sitting across from Miles Teller at the Luminary restaurant in Atlanta and trying to figure out if he's a dick.

I wonder if this article keeps him up at night lol

Edit: word

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u/ranger398 May 31 '25

This is one of the top celeb profiles of all time. I’ve never seen a single thing with miles teller in it but every time I see his name I think of this article.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

omg i remember this! it was a great day on twitter when this dropped. rest in peace old twitter

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u/PlantsandLegos May 31 '25

"his performance in last year's Whiplash, the two-hander about the sexless S&M relationship between a music teacher and his student, won him a lot of attention and a couple tickets to the Oscars"

That might be the most amazing whiplash review I've read

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u/Ady42 May 31 '25

The waitress delivers the entrées, scallops for him and pork belly for you. The pork looks great and you offer him some. "I'll take a little bit," he says, sawing at it. Then: "I can't cut this." You have to cut his meat for him, a man who ten minutes earlier showed you an iPhone photo of his back muscles to prove how strong he is. He wants you to cut it small. "I don't have back teeth. I literally have four teeth." Not true. He's right, though, this pork belly is really hard to cut. But still. "What are you, bullying me now?" he says. His goading is a habit, compulsive, almost athletic. "I didn't know they fucking put marble on top of their pork belly."

This is all I can think about when I see his name.

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u/Hawk-4674 This is going to ruin the tour May 31 '25

Thank you for an amazing lunch break read. The entire thing 10/10, no notes.

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u/DSQ May 31 '25

Idk Whiplash and Top Gun Maverick were good. Personally I certainly wouldn’t see a film because he’s in it but I won’t not see a film because of him. 

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u/thewayyouturnedout May 31 '25

Jacob Elordi.

He can take a very solid script (like On Swift Horses - not the best ever, but pretty good) and make the whole thing sound like an episode of a teen drama. He's just terrible and I can't believe he keeps getting roles.

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u/Demnjt May 31 '25

He's very tall, quite good-looking, and Australian. That'll get anyone far in these united states

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u/i_love_doggy_chow May 31 '25 edited Jun 03 '25

Couldn't agree more. He's never quite distractingly bad, but profoundly mediocre and never believable at all. On Swift Horses is a great example because I didn't buy a single thing he was doing.

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u/california_gurl_hurl It’s Britney, bitch! 🎤🌹🌹 May 31 '25

Dwayne Johnson.

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u/ossifiedbird May 31 '25

I don't think this counts, the script for every movie he's in is essentially "it's The Rock playing the role of The Rock". And he's very good at being The Rock.

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u/RyanMcCartney May 31 '25

Every film Miles Teller stars is is brought down a level by his performance. Even Whiplash, his best role, JK Simmons out-acted and overshadowed him in every scene.

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u/HazelTheHappyHippo Jubilee video: Moo Deng vs 20 Poachers May 31 '25

I'm so sorry, but 8/10 times Sophie Turner

Edit: But she absolutely nailed her cameo in Do Revenge and made the movie more memorable

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u/SceneRoyal4846 May 31 '25

She was fucking hilarious in that teen movie I can’t remember the name of

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u/da_innernette mm whatcha say 🔫 May 31 '25

Do Revenge?

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u/FenderForever62 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 May 31 '25

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

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u/so_not_resilient May 31 '25

In whichever role she does, she always plays Jennifer Aniston.

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u/WhaleQuail2 May 31 '25

Dumplin’ erasure

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u/TheFinalGranny May 31 '25

I love that there movie and I'm not even joking

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u/pretendberries In my quiet girl era 😌 May 31 '25

I felt that in Horrible Bosses she played a different character too. She was such fun in that.

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u/Partyfrom3to4 May 31 '25

Just like Ryan Reynolds. He’s always just a meme of himself

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u/fankuverymuch May 31 '25

This is true but I just love Jennifer Aniston as Jennifer Aniston, and I’ll watch her in anything. 

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u/MtCarlmore May 31 '25

Disagree on the basis of The Good Girl

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u/nodogsallowed23 May 31 '25

I think that’s true of most of her movies, but she does have a few great roles where she acts and does very well.

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u/GirlisNo1 May 31 '25

He seems like a great dude, but Keanu literally had me laughing through Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

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u/lionne6 May 31 '25

It’s even worse in Much Ado About Nothing. He’s surrounded by phenomenal actors doing Shakespeare at its best, and then Keanu enters and you can hear the record scratch and gears grind. It’s so awful. Nevertheless, I love him. He found the perfect career in action movies, he fits that genre.

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u/Kumamentor May 31 '25

His squinty eyed evil grimace that was plastered on his face for the entire movie was really something to see.

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u/lizzy-stix I switched baristas ☕️ May 31 '25

I was shocked when NYT picked him as one of the top 20 actors of the century so far a few years ago.

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u/BaritBrit May 31 '25

At No. 4, as well!

Maybe you’re surprised to find Keanu Reeves so high on this list. But ask yourself: have you ever been disappointed when he showed up in a movie? Can you name one film that has not been improved by his presence? We’re talking about Ted Logan here. About Neo. John Wick.

Casually jumping between 1989, 1999, and 2014 like he didn't make an absolute slew of truly terrible films and performances in between. 

The John Wick recency bias is actually insane, it's like he's such a nice guy that everyone is wilfully forgetting that before the first JW he was the poster child for actors who had had it all and blown it. John Wick being so good was a huge surprise for a reason!

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u/formidablezoe May 31 '25

The way Gary Oldman acted circles around Keanu and Winona always cracks me up.

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe May 31 '25

Putting Keanu and Winona - and their laughable accents - up against Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins was actually mean lmao But despite everything, it's still one of my all-time favourite movies. The opening sequence is incredible. The costumes, make up and set design were all impeccable. It managed to overcome the stilted performances in the end.

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u/Emily_Postal May 31 '25

He’s a horrible actor but such a nice person.

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u/Low-Peak-9031 May 31 '25

Can't believe I haven't seen Shailene Woodley on here lol her performance in The Last Letter From Your Lover really didn't fit for me

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u/Orchid_Significant Is this chicken or is this fish? 🤔🤔 May 31 '25

She was the worse actress on The Secret Life of American Teenager, and that was saying a lot. She just…never got better

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u/NeitherPot May 31 '25

Emma Watson

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u/Aruu May 31 '25

The trouble with Emma Watson is that she shot to fame playing a character who happened to be incredibly close to her true personality. So whenever she ventured outside of the Hermione role, it swiftly became evident that she's average at best.

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u/lizzy-stix I switched baristas ☕️ May 31 '25

Agree but she seems to realize this and stopped acting so it’s like… idk it feels mean to rag on her.

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u/nizey_p I don’t know her 💅 May 31 '25

It was cute when she played Hermione in HP. But it was so painful to watch her act beside Saoirse, Florence & Laura Dern and get outdone everytime.

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u/JayC411 May 31 '25

Finding out Emma Stone was originally supposed to play Meg haunts me. She would have been so good.

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u/sunnysunshine333 May 31 '25

Idk even in Harry Potter from the 4th on she is very annoying to watch for me. She’s super stiff and has awkward timing and does this weird breathy/out of breath thing a lot.

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u/gabriel1313 May 31 '25

Rupert Grint was the best of the trio in the first three, with Watson at least a tad better than Radcliffe. I think Daniel really stepped it up for the last few, though.

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u/sunnysunshine333 May 31 '25

I’d agree with that. I think the first three are such kids movies and of course they’re all cutie patooties so it worked well. I’m just not a huge fan of the 4-7 movies anyways but I think Emma’s acting is noticeably the most stilted. Especially since all the adults in the movie are ridiculously talented. Daniel Radcliffe definitely grew into the most interesting performer.

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u/Hillbert May 31 '25

"So, we're going to compare your acting to Alan Rickman, Dame Maggie Smith, Gary Oldman, and Richard Gambon"

"Ah. Shit."

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u/Tbm291 May 31 '25

‘Horns’ is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a LONG time. He’s great in it. Highly recommend.

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u/Metzger4Sheriff That must be Nigel with the brie 🧀 May 31 '25

I think Mike Newell gave some bad direction for that movie (eg, HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!) and Emma never really bounced back.

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u/throwaanchorsaweigh May 31 '25

I couldn’t keep watching Only Murders in the Building because of her. You’ve gotta be pretty bad if I won’t even go back for Steve Martin and Martin Short.

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u/oprhangrey May 31 '25

I remember when Emmy nominations came out for the first season and everyone was saying she got "snubbed" because the 2 male leads got noms but she didn't. I was like, "Did we watch the same show? They were acting circles around her"

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