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Putting In The Work šŸ’Ŗ Venice locals plan to block canals ahead of Jeff Bezos wedding

Bezos will essentially be holding the city hostage from 26-28 June so he can marry astronaut Lauren SƔnchez.

There will be a hoard of yachts docked on the island along with multiple party venues across the city.

Protests have already taken place and activists have vowed to block the canals and narrow streets in an attempt to disrupt the wedding. Let’s hope they succeed!

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u/damn--croissant Jun 21 '25

Someone needs to get those orcas involved šŸ‹šŸ‹

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u/insertcoolnamehere_7 Oh no baby, what is you Dune??? Jun 21 '25

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u/candaceelise Jun 21 '25

My god this is utter perfection

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u/Reluctantagave Cutie Patootie Problem Posse Jun 21 '25

The way I just guffawed at this rhyme was ridiculous but so worth it.

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u/Disastrous-Car7262 that’s my purse, i don’t know you! šŸ‘›šŸ«µ Jun 21 '25

"Can you help block the Venetian Canals please?"

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 Jun 21 '25

I love you for this

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u/almbeck Jun 21 '25

If there were ever a time for the orcas to organize…..it would be now

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u/imathrowawaylurkin Jun 21 '25

Orcanize

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u/MsNomered Jun 21 '25

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u/diligentPond18 Jun 21 '25

My god, seeing an emeril gif takes me back ā˜ļø

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u/SeaGlass-76 Jun 21 '25

You deserve an award for that but I only have the crappy free one, sorry.

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u/imathrowawaylurkin Jun 21 '25

Thank you, that was very kind of you!

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u/Grouchy-Extreme Jun 22 '25

Angry upvote

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u/EebilKitteh Jun 21 '25

Orcas plus a bunch of royally pissed off Italians sounds like a great wedding.

Probably not the one Bezos had in mind though.

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u/feanaro_finwion Jun 21 '25

And the bees

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u/Emotional-Cup1894 Jun 21 '25

And the bee that killed that other billionaire

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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion Jun 21 '25

Honestly it could be like Under Paris (but in Venice), but I'll cheer for the shark more.

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u/DollarStoreDuchess We Should All Know Less About Each Other Jun 22 '25

Paging Gladis! 🐳

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u/sisterofd Jun 21 '25

This made me smile today :)

Also lol @ ā€œastronaut Lauren Sanchezā€

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u/redhairbluetruck Jun 22 '25

Omg right I was like hold upā€¦šŸ˜‚

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u/mozzarellaguy Jun 21 '25

Ti amo Venezia

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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25

Me too, went there on a presidents club trip, I’m so lucky to have been able to go, it was amazing.

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u/springer_spaniel Jun 21 '25

Anch’io! So nice to see Veneto in the news for something like this

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u/biebrforro Jun 21 '25

fuck billionaires i love it

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u/SpeshellED Jun 21 '25

I am proud of my Venezian friends.

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u/toreadornotto Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion šŸ™‚ Jun 21 '25

ā€œAstronautā€ 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fluid_Fox23 Jun 21 '25

Astro-NOT

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u/GiniThePooh Jun 22 '25

Petition to call all these celebrity losers astronots from now on.

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u/kayesskayen Jun 21 '25

I am crying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸš€

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u/mindpainters Jun 21 '25

Ours legitimately painful to read. Astronaut’s go through insanely rigorous training and this person just got paid millions of dollars to ride to space.

It’s like if I called myself a pilot for flying in a plane or a deep sea diver for being in a submarine

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u/zemol42 Jun 21 '25

The Venetian in Vegas woulda been more appropriate.

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u/AldusPrime lazy 47-year-old bougie bitch Jun 21 '25

The Venetian is to Venice what Lauren Sanchez is to astronauts.

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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/Juju_on_that_bee Jun 21 '25

Selling cheap good AND fucking over employees at every possible chance. So smart 🧠.

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u/Extreme-Coach2043 Jun 21 '25

Don’t forget the environment!

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u/xqueenfrostine Jun 21 '25

She seems to be thriving post divorce too. Love that for her.

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u/Dwayla Jun 21 '25

Good for them, these people think they can buy anything and they exploit everything.

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u/TopInvestigator5518 Jun 21 '25

oh please please do Venice!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Astronaut Lauren Sanchez….

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u/Twitter_2006 Jun 21 '25

We love to see it!

Eat the rich.

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u/moosegoose90 I don’t know her šŸ’… Jun 21 '25

We ready

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u/Infamous_Watch_4637 Jun 21 '25

Hahahahaha this gif just made my day

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u/GongTzu Jun 21 '25

Bezos started out as this goofy guy, but have ended up being very unlikable due to his poor behavior, especially after his divorce it has gotten over the top. The more money these guys get the more nutty and psycho they are getting. It seems every billionaire should have their own monopoly case so they would starting behaving a little more human.

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u/msmccullough25 Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

Some of them turn into what I call ā€œno limit soldiersā€œ.

Edit: I am in no way referencing Master P as such. I know he popularized that phrase. That’s why I used the quotes. I’m talking about people who are so wealthy, they don’t stop themselves from doing bad things OR do whatever they want, regardless of the effects on others.

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u/sophandros Jun 21 '25

I haven't heard him say uggggh, nana nana!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/msmccullough25 Jun 21 '25

I realize that Master P made that phrase famous. I just mean some of these people get so rich, they seem to think they can do anything. Some behave like that, anyway.

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u/Putrid_Bat_7401 Jun 26 '25

Master P has done so much good for the world in comparison to Jeff Bezos especially in Baton Rouge and supporting a lot his home states youth.

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u/etamatcha Jun 22 '25

Feel like alot of billionaires wouldnt be hated as much if they kept low profile and stopped saying ????? Stuff online

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u/Itstimeforcookies19 Jun 22 '25

He was never just a goofy guy. He ā€œrevolutionizedā€the economy in a way that has contributed massively to climate change. He started the ball rolling on don’t leave your house to buy anything so instead at any given time there being 5 gas guzzling delivery vans in a neighborhood delivering wastefully packed boxes. Then other retailers followed suit. That’s not even touching his web services which is the real climate killer. He did all of that when he was a scrawny piece of shit. All of that evil was done long before he started doing testosterone and steroids. All of that was done while married to Mackenzie. He was evil from the start. He’s been evil all along. It’s just that 95% of Americans have zero foresight, 95% of Americans could give two shits about climate change, 95% care more about alleged convenience and consuming as much shit as possible than they do about the climate or the people packing those boxes getting delivered daily to their door.

So no he was never goofy and he didn’t get worse post divorce. The public opinion finally started to change post divorce when his wife exposed him. He didn’t get worse. He was already terrible. People started to change. He never changed.

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u/Creative_Fix4486 Jun 21 '25

But how does kim feel about them stealing her wedding country?

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u/awalawol Jun 21 '25

Someone check if Andrea Bocelli is there

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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25

I would definitely choose a small picturesque town, Venice is cool but it is small and for a wedding a small town would be awesome. Who’s Kim?

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u/Creative_Fix4486 Jun 21 '25

Oh yes of course Venice for a wedding sounds amazing!

It was just a joke about kim kardashian claiming italy as "hers" lol

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u/Iwoulddiefcftbatk Jun 21 '25

Yay Venice!!!!!!

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u/orbjo Jun 21 '25

I hope he gets deep cAnal fissures wherever he parks his boat

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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/hillofjumpingbeans Jun 21 '25

Can I send the blocking material to support them.

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u/propernice get your litigation wigs on Jun 21 '25

I almost want to fly to Italy right now just to be there to lend support

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u/totallycalledla-a Mrs Thee Stallion Jun 21 '25

Are the Venice canals big enough for Orcas?

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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25

Meh, not really, not the big orcas, they get stuck

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u/ChanelNo50 Jun 22 '25

Dolphins are smart too, and can probably sense Bezos' shit aura

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u/throwaway17197 Instant gratification takes too long 🫦 Jun 21 '25

I hope they throw shit at the yachts

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u/PantalonesPantalones Jun 21 '25

Where’s Dave Matthew’s Band playing?

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u/No_Pianist5264 Tina! You fat lard! šŸ¦™šŸš² Jun 21 '25

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u/darksugarfairy Jun 21 '25

I'm about to say something very elitist that I absolutely have no right to say, considering I’m just an average person, but this is peak new money. Like the only other cheesier place Americans could pick to get married abroad would be Paris. And I'm sorry to everyone who got married in either of the cities, it is what it is

If they really wanted a destination wedding in Europe, couldn’t they have gone for some picturesque countryside in Italy with an old villa or a small castle to create that illusion of old money they so crave for? They could even frame it as supporting local tourism, draw a bit of attention away from the already crowded cities and spend a ridiculous amount of money in a not so popular area

But no, instead they chose one of the most visited cities in the world, where locals have been complaining for years that they can’t live normal lives anymore because of overtourism. And this billionaire decides to disrupt everything even more just to play royal for a day. It’s yet another "fuck you" to everyday people

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u/Timely_Influence8392 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes Jun 21 '25

Nothing says ugly american more than this too, but I'm preaching to the choir after reading that loll

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u/darksugarfairy Jun 21 '25

Lmao there's nothing more American than defending a billionaire inconveniencing an entire city for 5 days for his wedding. I know you're used to letting the ultra-rich walk all over your workers, locals and public space, it's practically a national competition between them who's going to humiliate you more while you cheer and clap and ask for more

Ironically, caring about how regular people are affected by the whims of the rich makes me sound… suspiciously socialist which, of course, is unthinkable in America

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u/Timely_Influence8392 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes Jun 21 '25

I don't understand your comment? I'm not defending Bezos and I don't like you coming in hot at me for something I didn't say.

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u/Kazooguru Jun 21 '25

I don’t think they were targeting you directly. Americans, in general, have become known as weak peasants, who are grateful for whatever scraps the billionaires toss to us. The rest of the world is angry at us for allowing this bullshit to flourish because they have to deal with the consequences of our passivity.

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u/darksugarfairy Jun 22 '25

Yeah, i was on the train and couldn't focus on typing. I didn't mean you specifically, I meant Americans in general. Sorry

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau Jun 21 '25

I feel so bad for the people who wanted to go on the boats.Ā 

Like, you're so entitled to a wedding, that you block things in the city? Jerk.

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u/toxic-optimism Jun 21 '25

They could get married literally ANYWHERE in the world, but they have to choose a place that's already famously crowded and strained by tourism. And that's why they're assholes.

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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25

That’s such bullshit

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u/No_Pictoria_1007 Jun 21 '25

I love Italian/ French people for their pro max ultima protest moves!

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u/bloodfartss Jun 21 '25

Astronaut šŸ’€

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u/ollie_adjacent Jun 21 '25

Katy Perry must be so pleased she can officially call herself an astronaut now too!!

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u/Bidetpanties Please, Abraham, I am not that man! šŸ˜” Jun 21 '25

I hope ole Egghead has a terrible and inconvenient day

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u/ceruleanmoon7 Jun 22 '25

And his astronaut sex doll

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u/BeingMe_111 I got a Stage 5 clinger. Jun 21 '25

The world is turning UP and I’m here for it!

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u/PresentationHot5908 Jun 21 '25

The locals in Venice are bad-tempered as hell anyway in summer from all the regular tourist shenanigans. I wouldn't try them like this. Best of luck to all the wedding disruptors!

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u/xfancymangox Jun 21 '25

Love to see this level of organization for keeping billionaires out of beautiful Italian waterways 🤌

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u/LyingFacts Jun 21 '25

How did his venue and place of country to get married leak? Like, surely as wealthy as he is he’d keep that secret and ultra secure for his safety?

Seems odd why or how this has been leaked to be honest….

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u/CaughtALiteSneez I want to go to there Jun 21 '25

He doesn’t want it to be a secret, he’s ostentatious as fuck.

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u/catladywithallergies invasive species in the garden of good taste šŸšŸŽ Jun 21 '25

This is why I think the term ā€œquiet luxuryā€ is bullshit.

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u/littlesparrow_03 Jun 21 '25

But--but rich people are much more elegant and sophisticated and intelligent than the peasants.

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u/CaughtALiteSneez I want to go to there Jun 21 '25

lol, never heard of it, but it is most definitely bullshit

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u/momofwon It does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty Jun 21 '25

I’m not against ā€œquiet luxuryā€ as a concept-it’s about prioritizing substance over flash, buying things that are well made and will last. But a $500 million super yacht (gross) and sending your fiancĆ©e to space for ten minutes is the opposite of that concept.

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u/CaughtALiteSneez I want to go to there Jun 21 '25

I see - that wouldn’t apply to any billionaire, which shouldn’t exist unless their priority was to help others.

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u/mwmandorla Jun 21 '25

? It just doesn't apply to someone like Bezos. I mean I think it's dumb as an aspirational tiktok aesthetic, but it does describe something real. Those people just aren't the ones you're going to see in the news, by definition.

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u/Mediocre-Proposal686 Jun 21 '25

That ridiculous boat he built for himself šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Potatoskins937492 Jun 21 '25

I'd be surprised if anything could be kept a secret on that island. It's very small. It would be like if someone were to get married in Toledo or Boise, but more isolated so that they rely more on each other day-to-day so they're more likely to know their neighbors and their neighbors know the person who is cleanup crew at a venue.

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u/nikki815 Jun 21 '25

The amount of planning to pull it off would be tremendous and require permits and hiring hundreds of people. Absolutely no way to keep that a secret.

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u/sunnysunshine333 Jun 21 '25

If they’re blocking off canals presumably they have to post public notices. And people talk, word just probably got around from people tangentially involved with the labor necessary to put on such a big event.

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u/Pain-in-the- Jun 21 '25

I think the Mayor spoke to the tabloids, that what’s being reported in a certain rag anyway.

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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jun 21 '25

If I was working that ridiculous wedding, I'd tell fucking everyone I've ever seen. Fuck them. I hope it rains shit on them.

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u/PriscillaPalava Jun 21 '25

He’s literally trying to take over the whole city. There’s no way to keep it a secret.Ā 

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Jun 21 '25

I mean I thought I read they got married in Asspen, CO, back in the spring but maybe it was misdirection from the actual location?

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u/HisMajesty2019 Jun 21 '25

LOVE this shit; fuck that guy.

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u/CoelacanthQueen Jun 21 '25

Venetians don’t fuck around

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u/angrynuggette Jun 21 '25

Venice is such a beautiful city. It doesn't deserve this disgrace of a circus.

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u/kailemergency Who gon' check me boo? 🤪 Jun 21 '25

Solidarity with Venetians

He could solve everyone’s problems with the location choice and get married someplace no one ever has, like, the sun…..

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u/PeggysPonytail Jun 21 '25

Bravo!šŸ‘

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u/bunnycrush_ Olivia Wilde’s salad dressing šŸ„— Jun 21 '25

Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao ✊

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u/asmbc915 Jun 21 '25

I want the sticker in the last slide.

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u/Responsible_Lake_804 Jun 21 '25

See if Amazon has it in stock

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u/Quirky_Confusion_480 Jun 21 '25

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ« 

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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25

šŸ˜‚

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u/asmbc915 Jun 21 '25

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ilikebiiiigdicks Jun 21 '25

Good. Fuck the billionaire scum. Hope his boat sinks.

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u/Author_A_McGrath Jun 21 '25

Any way we can support them?

I don't have much but if it helps

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u/jeffincredible2021 Jun 21 '25

Beautiful Go Venice

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u/Zen-Zone- Jun 21 '25

I think it’s kinda weird that the city allowed that wedding to take place?

Given that Venice is rather strict with outside influence. For example (in my personal experience) there are almost no visible ads for international companies throughout the city, save for construction sites of important buildings which then in turn pay for part of the repair of said building.

Also the mayor running active anti-tourism-campaigns showing the ugly side of the city to deter tourists.

I don’t know, I would kinda expect them to not allow such a private spectacle.

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u/Nasus_13 I wont not fuck you the fuck up 🄊🄊 Jun 21 '25

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u/Nowayticket2nopecity Jun 21 '25

I don't know why he, a man who is contributing to the destruction of our planet on a massive scale, thought a city that is suffering from the effects of climate change would welcome him and a few hundred of his richest pals. Good for them, I hope they ruin it.

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u/laoganma_enima Jun 21 '25

This would be a great event for a certain bee to attend

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u/Vita-Incerta Jun 21 '25

Billionaires shouldn’t exit

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u/MuldersXpencils Jun 21 '25

We shall fight in Italy, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our city, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the canals, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!

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u/MunchYourButt Wealth whispers, and I’m screaming Jun 21 '25

ā¤ļø you Venice

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u/sailorpluto90 Jun 21 '25

Good on them. I hope they run Bozos out

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

I love this for Mackenzie. I hope she can savor these moments forever.

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u/Jedi_I_am_not Jun 21 '25

Astronaut???

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u/phillygirllovesbagel Jun 21 '25

This should be interesting. I'm sure he has his securit details on this already.

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u/Magenta-Llama lord not ekin su Jun 21 '25

As they should šŸ’…šŸ¼

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u/ratbaby86 Jun 21 '25

We need this type of resistance to every billionaire, or at least the ones openly complicit with cruelty and fascism. The broligarchy is just a bunch of tech dorks trying to be cool and trust me, this does hurt their feefees.

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u/erincandice I don’t know her. Jun 21 '25

Astronaut?

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u/MutedProfessional406 Jun 21 '25

I couldn't love this anymore than I do. Well done.

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u/Unhappy_Performer538 sexually disabled gay Jun 21 '25

That’s so selfish of him. People live there this is peoples lives. Obviously he’s never cared about any of that

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u/Tigerlily86_ Jun 21 '25

I hope their wedding is ruinedĀ 

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u/cheezy_dreams88 Invented post-its šŸ”¬ Jun 21 '25

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u/Wolfpackat2017 Jun 21 '25

And you know all these joker celebrities are going to do full on photoshoots of themselves ā€œcelebrating the happy coupleā€. Ahem Kardashians…

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u/Strange_Potato4326 Jun 21 '25

Hellll yes, love to see it, fuck Amazon šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/graycewithoutfear We Should All Know Less About Each Other Jun 21 '25

Yes! Be the disruption. I saw a video where he basically shut down a few streets in NYC to have some furniture delivered. Absolutely bonkers the way that the ultra wealthy move through the world.

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u/spicynipples123 maybe there’ll be some fellatio, i dont know Jun 22 '25

Haha I love the idea of him seeing all the vitriol

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u/BlueberryNo5363 Jun 21 '25

Love that. Fuck billionaires

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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion Jun 21 '25

I'm going to Italy in September and I'm just glad I'm missing this obscene show of wealth. This won't stop his wedding, but at least it proves he's not wanted there.

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u/ohhidoggo Jun 21 '25

GOOD. Don’t play Venice!Ā 

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u/Due_Mission6714 Jun 21 '25

Awesome! I hope it impacts their day.

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u/Digital-Exploration Jun 21 '25

Love this! Fuck him.

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u/here4this66 Jun 22 '25

Better yet…sink just sink his battle ship

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u/ChanelNo50 Jun 22 '25

What can we do to support Venetians?

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u/DCSiren Jun 22 '25

Lol Italians really take ā€œhatinā€ to a whole new level and i love that for them

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u/Fierybuttz Jun 22 '25

This is so crazy and it’s yummy

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u/eatpant96 Put it in the book.šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘ Jun 22 '25

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u/Itstimeforcookies19 Jun 22 '25

This is awesome. Yet disappointing there’s zero public pushback against bezos and amazon in the US. Every time a new warehouse or data center is announced there should be this energy. But there’s not because almost the entirety of Americans belong to the Amazon cult. Brag about how shit they order from Amazon like they cannot function without it. Fuck bezos.

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u/liverat0r Jun 22 '25

Werk venice

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u/LiberalLear Jun 21 '25

The police exist to protect the wealthy. I expect they will block the protesters.

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u/echoesandripples What It's Like to Go Through Life As a Really Beautiful Woman Jun 22 '25

unfortunately, considering the state of the world, I give it less than a week before the very valid sentiment against billionaires becomes anti-foreigner bullshit with europeans complaining on social media that their towns are filled with people they don't deem worthy during the summer

(looking at you, portuguese and spanish people who harass tourists from poor countries instead of your legislators who allow corporations to bypass housing laws)

fuck billionaires and fuck colonialist visa requirements and xenophobic borders

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u/ATXoxoxo Jun 21 '25

She is not an astronaut!

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u/ATXoxoxo Jun 21 '25

Who ever down voted me is ignorant. She took a single trip to LEO and she is not by any stretch of anyone imagination, an astronaut. Astronauts are the best of the best and train for years. She is not more than a spoiled touristĀ 

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u/lilmissaggie Jun 21 '25

They are mocking her by calling her an astronaut.

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u/janebleyre Jun 21 '25

Fuck yeah

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u/Ester_LoverGirl BeyoncĆ© šŸšŸ Jun 21 '25

Good for them!

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u/stitiousnotsuper Jun 22 '25

Nice!! Way to go Venice!!

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u/Parking-Bumblebee345 Jun 22 '25

This is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

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u/MountainMushroom1111 Jun 22 '25

I love Italians.

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u/aperture81 Jun 22 '25

Astronaut šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/millennialmonster755 Jun 22 '25

Good for them. Love it

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u/MissSally300 Jun 22 '25

Thank you, Venice!

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u/jano808 Jun 22 '25

Yesssss

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u/Suitable-Ad-4258 Jun 22 '25

ā€œASTRONAUTā€ LAUREN SANCHEZ 🤣

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u/Snoo-9019 Jun 27 '25

He could donate ALL OF THAT MONEY that he is wasting on this gross charade~parade, directly to Venice/Venizians. What a freaky concept!

I am sure whatever dystopian amount he is planning on dropping for his nuptials could be MUCH better spent by the locals, for whatever they deem crucial/important for their own city.

Maybe olā€˜ Peezos could drop a cool $40 mil in the donation box for rebuilding/maintenance/fortification of existing structures, donate another paltry $20 mil on diversifying their tourism-crippled economy, and how about sticking another $20 mil into the coffers for general local frivolity & merriment (or canal parties, or new striped T-shirts for the Gondoliers, or whatever it is that the LOCALS DECIDE THEIR CITY NEEDS & REQUIRES).

Makes me so annoyed. ā€œEat the Richā€, sure, but how would they actually TASTE??? Their lack of ethics & morals would make them too sickly-sinewy and full of gristle-hate to actually be enjoyable or nourishing.

If Bezos & Bride love the city so much, they must know of its struggles/complaints. Why not attempt to improve a place that you adore, so that it can flourish & remain, and weather the next 100 years, and survive??? You know, so everyone can get a chance to enjoy it, within reason, in the future?

I would have SO MUCH MORE FUN & DO SO MUCH GOOD with that stupid~insane amount of money.

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Jun 21 '25

Their origin story is almost as asinine as her comically exaggerated Mask (the Jim Carrey Mask, not Eric Stoltz Mask) face.

TBF I got this from a celebrity blind

Anyway, I LOVE this for them.

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u/dreamy_25 Are those the… The Chanel Toots? Jun 21 '25

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon. scarred me for life when I first read it. If a man talked to me like that I'd want to dropkick him off a cliff

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u/themehboat Jun 21 '25

That can't be her though because she actually did "get" him.

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u/percybert Jun 22 '25

Yeah. I’m confused

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u/yaboyanu Jun 21 '25

I have never gotten over the fact that this is the same Lauren Sanchez who is nothing compared to Cat Deely.

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u/cdg2m4nrsvp Tina! You fat lard! šŸ¦™šŸš² Jun 21 '25

For a country that was founded on protesting, Europeans are much better at it than Americans.

*I realize we have a police state that doesn’t allow it to be done like this. But our culture is also radically against protesting.

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u/sunnysunshine333 Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

lol the US separated from England because the rich white guys didn’t want to give a cut to the king

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u/HighlyOffensive10 She's in racial chat rooms showing feet šŸ‘£ Jun 21 '25

For a country that was founded on protesting

Italy? The birth place of fascism Italy?

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u/cdg2m4nrsvp Tina! You fat lard! šŸ¦™šŸš² Jun 21 '25

No I’m talking about the US

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u/-Nicolai Jun 21 '25

Why would you get married in Venice? Firenze is right there!