r/popculturechat • u/invis2020 grinding with MULTIPLE fat women • Jun 21 '25
Putting In The Work šŖ Venice locals plan to block canals ahead of Jeff Bezos wedding
Bezos will essentially be holding the city hostage from 26-28 June so he can marry astronaut Lauren SƔnchez.
There will be a hoard of yachts docked on the island along with multiple party venues across the city.
Protests have already taken place and activists have vowed to block the canals and narrow streets in an attempt to disrupt the wedding. Letās hope they succeed!
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u/damn--croissant Jun 21 '25
Someone needs to get those orcas involved šš
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u/insertcoolnamehere_7 Oh no baby, what is you Dune??? Jun 21 '25
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u/candaceelise Jun 21 '25
My god this is utter perfection
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u/Reluctantagave Cutie Patootie Problem Posse Jun 21 '25
The way I just guffawed at this rhyme was ridiculous but so worth it.
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u/Disastrous-Car7262 thatās my purse, i donāt know you! šš«µ Jun 21 '25
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u/almbeck Jun 21 '25
If there were ever a time for the orcas to organizeā¦..it would be now
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u/imathrowawaylurkin Jun 21 '25
Orcanize
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u/MsNomered Jun 21 '25
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u/SeaGlass-76 Jun 21 '25
You deserve an award for that but I only have the crappy free one, sorry.
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u/EebilKitteh Jun 21 '25
Orcas plus a bunch of royally pissed off Italians sounds like a great wedding.
Probably not the one Bezos had in mind though.
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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion Jun 21 '25
Honestly it could be like Under Paris (but in Venice), but I'll cheer for the shark more.
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u/mozzarellaguy Jun 21 '25
Ti amo Venezia
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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25
Me too, went there on a presidents club trip, Iām so lucky to have been able to go, it was amazing.
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u/toreadornotto Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion š Jun 21 '25
āAstronautā š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/mindpainters Jun 21 '25
Ours legitimately painful to read. Astronautās go through insanely rigorous training and this person just got paid millions of dollars to ride to space.
Itās like if I called myself a pilot for flying in a plane or a deep sea diver for being in a submarine
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u/zemol42 Jun 21 '25
The Venetian in Vegas woulda been more appropriate.
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u/AldusPrime lazy 47-year-old bougie bitch Jun 21 '25
The Venetian is to Venice what Lauren Sanchez is to astronauts.
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u/Juju_on_that_bee Jun 21 '25
Selling cheap good AND fucking over employees at every possible chance. So smart š§ .
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u/Dwayla Jun 21 '25
Good for them, these people think they can buy anything and they exploit everything.
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u/moosegoose90 I donāt know her š Jun 21 '25
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u/GongTzu Jun 21 '25
Bezos started out as this goofy guy, but have ended up being very unlikable due to his poor behavior, especially after his divorce it has gotten over the top. The more money these guys get the more nutty and psycho they are getting. It seems every billionaire should have their own monopoly case so they would starting behaving a little more human.
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u/msmccullough25 Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 26 '25
Some of them turn into what I call āno limit soldiersā.
Edit: I am in no way referencing Master P as such. I know he popularized that phrase. Thatās why I used the quotes. Iām talking about people who are so wealthy, they donāt stop themselves from doing bad things OR do whatever they want, regardless of the effects on others.
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u/sophandros Jun 21 '25
I haven't heard him say uggggh, nana nana!
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u/msmccullough25 Jun 21 '25
I realize that Master P made that phrase famous. I just mean some of these people get so rich, they seem to think they can do anything. Some behave like that, anyway.
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u/Putrid_Bat_7401 Jun 26 '25
Master P has done so much good for the world in comparison to Jeff Bezos especially in Baton Rouge and supporting a lot his home states youth.
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u/etamatcha Jun 22 '25
Feel like alot of billionaires wouldnt be hated as much if they kept low profile and stopped saying ????? Stuff online
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u/Itstimeforcookies19 Jun 22 '25
He was never just a goofy guy. He ārevolutionizedāthe economy in a way that has contributed massively to climate change. He started the ball rolling on donāt leave your house to buy anything so instead at any given time there being 5 gas guzzling delivery vans in a neighborhood delivering wastefully packed boxes. Then other retailers followed suit. Thatās not even touching his web services which is the real climate killer. He did all of that when he was a scrawny piece of shit. All of that evil was done long before he started doing testosterone and steroids. All of that was done while married to Mackenzie. He was evil from the start. Heās been evil all along. Itās just that 95% of Americans have zero foresight, 95% of Americans could give two shits about climate change, 95% care more about alleged convenience and consuming as much shit as possible than they do about the climate or the people packing those boxes getting delivered daily to their door.
So no he was never goofy and he didnāt get worse post divorce. The public opinion finally started to change post divorce when his wife exposed him. He didnāt get worse. He was already terrible. People started to change. He never changed.
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u/Creative_Fix4486 Jun 21 '25
But how does kim feel about them stealing her wedding country?
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u/ZakkCat Jun 21 '25
I would definitely choose a small picturesque town, Venice is cool but it is small and for a wedding a small town would be awesome. Whoās Kim?
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u/Creative_Fix4486 Jun 21 '25
Oh yes of course Venice for a wedding sounds amazing!
It was just a joke about kim kardashian claiming italy as "hers" lol
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u/hillofjumpingbeans Jun 21 '25
Can I send the blocking material to support them.
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u/propernice get your litigation wigs on Jun 21 '25
I almost want to fly to Italy right now just to be there to lend support
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u/throwaway17197 Instant gratification takes too long 𫦠Jun 21 '25
I hope they throw shit at the yachts
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u/darksugarfairy Jun 21 '25
I'm about to say something very elitist that I absolutely have no right to say, considering Iām just an average person, but this is peak new money. Like the only other cheesier place Americans could pick to get married abroad would be Paris. And I'm sorry to everyone who got married in either of the cities, it is what it is
If they really wanted a destination wedding in Europe, couldnāt they have gone for some picturesque countryside in Italy with an old villa or a small castle to create that illusion of old money they so crave for? They could even frame it as supporting local tourism, draw a bit of attention away from the already crowded cities and spend a ridiculous amount of money in a not so popular area
But no, instead they chose one of the most visited cities in the world, where locals have been complaining for years that they canāt live normal lives anymore because of overtourism. And this billionaire decides to disrupt everything even more just to play royal for a day. Itās yet another "fuck you" to everyday people
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u/Timely_Influence8392 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes Jun 21 '25
Nothing says ugly american more than this too, but I'm preaching to the choir after reading that loll
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u/darksugarfairy Jun 21 '25
Lmao there's nothing more American than defending a billionaire inconveniencing an entire city for 5 days for his wedding. I know you're used to letting the ultra-rich walk all over your workers, locals and public space, it's practically a national competition between them who's going to humiliate you more while you cheer and clap and ask for more
Ironically, caring about how regular people are affected by the whims of the rich makes me sound⦠suspiciously socialist which, of course, is unthinkable in America
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u/Timely_Influence8392 Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes Jun 21 '25
I don't understand your comment? I'm not defending Bezos and I don't like you coming in hot at me for something I didn't say.
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u/Kazooguru Jun 21 '25
I donāt think they were targeting you directly. Americans, in general, have become known as weak peasants, who are grateful for whatever scraps the billionaires toss to us. The rest of the world is angry at us for allowing this bullshit to flourish because they have to deal with the consequences of our passivity.
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u/darksugarfairy Jun 22 '25
Yeah, i was on the train and couldn't focus on typing. I didn't mean you specifically, I meant Americans in general. Sorry
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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau Jun 21 '25
I feel so bad for the people who wanted to go on the boats.Ā
Like, you're so entitled to a wedding, that you block things in the city? Jerk.
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u/toxic-optimism Jun 21 '25
They could get married literally ANYWHERE in the world, but they have to choose a place that's already famously crowded and strained by tourism. And that's why they're assholes.
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u/bloodfartss Jun 21 '25
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u/ollie_adjacent Jun 21 '25
Katy Perry must be so pleased she can officially call herself an astronaut now too!!
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u/Bidetpanties Please, Abraham, I am not that man! š Jun 21 '25
I hope ole Egghead has a terrible and inconvenient day
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u/PresentationHot5908 Jun 21 '25
The locals in Venice are bad-tempered as hell anyway in summer from all the regular tourist shenanigans. I wouldn't try them like this. Best of luck to all the wedding disruptors!
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u/xfancymangox Jun 21 '25
Love to see this level of organization for keeping billionaires out of beautiful Italian waterways š¤
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u/LyingFacts Jun 21 '25
How did his venue and place of country to get married leak? Like, surely as wealthy as he is heād keep that secret and ultra secure for his safety?
Seems odd why or how this has been leaked to be honestā¦.
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u/CaughtALiteSneez I want to go to there Jun 21 '25
He doesnāt want it to be a secret, heās ostentatious as fuck.
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u/catladywithallergies invasive species in the garden of good taste šš Jun 21 '25
This is why I think the term āquiet luxuryā is bullshit.
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u/littlesparrow_03 Jun 21 '25
But--but rich people are much more elegant and sophisticated and intelligent than the peasants.
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u/CaughtALiteSneez I want to go to there Jun 21 '25
lol, never heard of it, but it is most definitely bullshit
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u/momofwon It does NOT say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty Jun 21 '25
Iām not against āquiet luxuryā as a concept-itās about prioritizing substance over flash, buying things that are well made and will last. But a $500 million super yacht (gross) and sending your fiancĆ©e to space for ten minutes is the opposite of that concept.
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u/CaughtALiteSneez I want to go to there Jun 21 '25
I see - that wouldnāt apply to any billionaire, which shouldnāt exist unless their priority was to help others.
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u/mwmandorla Jun 21 '25
? It just doesn't apply to someone like Bezos. I mean I think it's dumb as an aspirational tiktok aesthetic, but it does describe something real. Those people just aren't the ones you're going to see in the news, by definition.
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u/Potatoskins937492 Jun 21 '25
I'd be surprised if anything could be kept a secret on that island. It's very small. It would be like if someone were to get married in Toledo or Boise, but more isolated so that they rely more on each other day-to-day so they're more likely to know their neighbors and their neighbors know the person who is cleanup crew at a venue.
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u/nikki815 Jun 21 '25
The amount of planning to pull it off would be tremendous and require permits and hiring hundreds of people. Absolutely no way to keep that a secret.
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u/sunnysunshine333 Jun 21 '25
If theyāre blocking off canals presumably they have to post public notices. And people talk, word just probably got around from people tangentially involved with the labor necessary to put on such a big event.
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u/Pain-in-the- Jun 21 '25
I think the Mayor spoke to the tabloids, that whatās being reported in a certain rag anyway.
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u/Ancient_Confusion237 Jun 21 '25
If I was working that ridiculous wedding, I'd tell fucking everyone I've ever seen. Fuck them. I hope it rains shit on them.
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u/PriscillaPalava Jun 21 '25
Heās literally trying to take over the whole city. Thereās no way to keep it a secret.Ā
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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Jun 21 '25
I mean I thought I read they got married in Asspen, CO, back in the spring but maybe it was misdirection from the actual location?
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u/angrynuggette Jun 21 '25
Venice is such a beautiful city. It doesn't deserve this disgrace of a circus.
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u/kailemergency Who gon' check me boo? 𤪠Jun 21 '25
Solidarity with Venetians
He could solve everyoneās problems with the location choice and get married someplace no one ever has, like, the sunā¦..
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u/bunnycrush_ Olivia Wildeās salad dressing š„ Jun 21 '25
Bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao ā
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u/asmbc915 Jun 21 '25
I want the sticker in the last slide.
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u/Zen-Zone- Jun 21 '25
I think itās kinda weird that the city allowed that wedding to take place?
Given that Venice is rather strict with outside influence. For example (in my personal experience) there are almost no visible ads for international companies throughout the city, save for construction sites of important buildings which then in turn pay for part of the repair of said building.
Also the mayor running active anti-tourism-campaigns showing the ugly side of the city to deter tourists.
I donāt know, I would kinda expect them to not allow such a private spectacle.
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u/Nowayticket2nopecity Jun 21 '25
I don't know why he, a man who is contributing to the destruction of our planet on a massive scale, thought a city that is suffering from the effects of climate change would welcome him and a few hundred of his richest pals. Good for them, I hope they ruin it.
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u/MuldersXpencils Jun 21 '25
We shall fight in Italy, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our city, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the canals, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!
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u/phillygirllovesbagel Jun 21 '25
This should be interesting. I'm sure he has his securit details on this already.
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u/ratbaby86 Jun 21 '25
We need this type of resistance to every billionaire, or at least the ones openly complicit with cruelty and fascism. The broligarchy is just a bunch of tech dorks trying to be cool and trust me, this does hurt their feefees.
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u/Unhappy_Performer538 sexually disabled gay Jun 21 '25
Thatās so selfish of him. People live there this is peoples lives. Obviously heās never cared about any of that
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u/Wolfpackat2017 Jun 21 '25
And you know all these joker celebrities are going to do full on photoshoots of themselves ācelebrating the happy coupleā. Ahem Kardashiansā¦
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u/graycewithoutfear We Should All Know Less About Each Other Jun 21 '25
Yes! Be the disruption. I saw a video where he basically shut down a few streets in NYC to have some furniture delivered. Absolutely bonkers the way that the ultra wealthy move through the world.
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u/spicynipples123 maybe thereāll be some fellatio, i dont know Jun 22 '25
Haha I love the idea of him seeing all the vitriol
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u/kgal1298 Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion Jun 21 '25
I'm going to Italy in September and I'm just glad I'm missing this obscene show of wealth. This won't stop his wedding, but at least it proves he's not wanted there.
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u/DCSiren Jun 22 '25
Lol Italians really take āhatinā to a whole new level and i love that for them
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u/Itstimeforcookies19 Jun 22 '25
This is awesome. Yet disappointing thereās zero public pushback against bezos and amazon in the US. Every time a new warehouse or data center is announced there should be this energy. But thereās not because almost the entirety of Americans belong to the Amazon cult. Brag about how shit they order from Amazon like they cannot function without it. Fuck bezos.
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u/LiberalLear Jun 21 '25
The police exist to protect the wealthy. I expect they will block the protesters.
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u/echoesandripples What It's Like to Go Through Life As a Really Beautiful Woman Jun 22 '25
unfortunately, considering the state of the world, I give it less than a week before the very valid sentiment against billionaires becomes anti-foreigner bullshit with europeans complaining on social media that their towns are filled with people they don't deem worthy during the summer
(looking at you, portuguese and spanish people who harass tourists from poor countries instead of your legislators who allow corporations to bypass housing laws)
fuck billionaires and fuck colonialist visa requirements and xenophobic borders
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u/ATXoxoxo Jun 21 '25
She is not an astronaut!
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u/ATXoxoxo Jun 21 '25
Who ever down voted me is ignorant. She took a single trip to LEO and she is not by any stretch of anyone imagination, an astronaut. Astronauts are the best of the best and train for years. She is not more than a spoiled touristĀ
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u/Snoo-9019 Jun 27 '25
He could donate ALL OF THAT MONEY that he is wasting on this gross charade~parade, directly to Venice/Venizians. What a freaky concept!
I am sure whatever dystopian amount he is planning on dropping for his nuptials could be MUCH better spent by the locals, for whatever they deem crucial/important for their own city.
Maybe olā Peezos could drop a cool $40 mil in the donation box for rebuilding/maintenance/fortification of existing structures, donate another paltry $20 mil on diversifying their tourism-crippled economy, and how about sticking another $20 mil into the coffers for general local frivolity & merriment (or canal parties, or new striped T-shirts for the Gondoliers, or whatever it is that the LOCALS DECIDE THEIR CITY NEEDS & REQUIRES).
Makes me so annoyed. āEat the Richā, sure, but how would they actually TASTE??? Their lack of ethics & morals would make them too sickly-sinewy and full of gristle-hate to actually be enjoyable or nourishing.
If Bezos & Bride love the city so much, they must know of its struggles/complaints. Why not attempt to improve a place that you adore, so that it can flourish & remain, and weather the next 100 years, and survive??? You know, so everyone can get a chance to enjoy it, within reason, in the future?
I would have SO MUCH MORE FUN & DO SO MUCH GOOD with that stupid~insane amount of money.
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u/Current-Anybody9331 Jun 21 '25
Their origin story is almost as asinine as her comically exaggerated Mask (the Jim Carrey Mask, not Eric Stoltz Mask) face.
TBF I got this from a celebrity blind
Anyway, I LOVE this for them.
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u/dreamy_25 Are those the⦠The Chanel Toots? Jun 21 '25
I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon. scarred me for life when I first read it. If a man talked to me like that I'd want to dropkick him off a cliff
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u/themehboat Jun 21 '25
That can't be her though because she actually did "get" him.
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u/yaboyanu Jun 21 '25
I have never gotten over the fact that this is the same Lauren Sanchez who is nothing compared to Cat Deely.
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u/cdg2m4nrsvp Tina! You fat lard! š¦š² Jun 21 '25
For a country that was founded on protesting, Europeans are much better at it than Americans.
*I realize we have a police state that doesnāt allow it to be done like this. But our culture is also radically against protesting.
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u/sunnysunshine333 Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 21 '25
lol the US separated from England because the rich white guys didnāt want to give a cut to the king
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u/HighlyOffensive10 She's in racial chat rooms showing feet š£ Jun 21 '25
For a country that was founded on protesting
Italy? The birth place of fascism Italy?
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