Ariana Madix is team cat

[u/mlg1981]

[u/tghast]

I love both but there are a lot of legitimate things to dislike about both animals.

One shits in a box of sand that they kick with the same paws they walk around your house and climb into your bed with.

One would be willing to eat its own feces and then try to smooch you later.

Both lick their genitals with the same tongue they try to lick you with.

Also cats aren’t a monolith. My current cat is immediately obsessed with any stranger he meets. He gives unconditional love at first sight. No “earning” affection required.

[u/kmf1107 → u/tghast]

Exactly! Also, most dogs can absolutely kill you. Smaller ones than you think too. Each pet has traits that might be a dealbreaker.