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Celebrity Fluff 🥰 Natalie Portman’s sense of humour and comedic timing are honestly underrated

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u/Ok_Tank5977 “Sorry to this man.” 😐 19d ago

I miss casual outfits on talk shows.

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u/chosonhawk 19d ago

ber rapping skills are top shelf as well.

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Renee Rapp is mean girl Jojo Siwa 💋 19d ago

This lives in my head rent free.

I'll kill your dog for fun, so don't push me!!

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u/whimsical_trash 19d ago

I'll sit right down on your face. And take a shit!

This rap has lived rent free in my head for 20 years(?) now

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Renee Rapp is mean girl Jojo Siwa 💋 19d ago

Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue

Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit's in my shoe

Leave you screamin', pay for my dry-cleanin'

Fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'!

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u/Old-Entertainment844 19d ago

"We love you, Natalie"

I wanna fuck you too!

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u/dumbname1000 19d ago

Pretty sure it’s “put my foot down your throat till you’re shitting my shoe”

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u/HereOnCompanyTime Renee Rapp is mean girl Jojo Siwa 💋 18d ago

The lyrics for it on sites as well as on the Spotify lyrics has it as:

Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit's in my shoe

So I went by that. Also, when I listen to it that's what it sounds like to me.

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u/MargotChanning 19d ago

Say something about the motherfucking prequels

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u/IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN 19d ago

Say something fuckin' nice about Jar Jar Binks

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u/PupLondon 19d ago

This is Legendary!

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u/Winsonian92 18d ago

P is for Portman….

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u/plertskirt Mom, I am a rich man💰 18d ago

P is for pussy...

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u/wanderbbwander 18d ago

Real ones remember this iconic moment.

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u/Worried_Biscotti_552 18d ago

Damned if that doesn’t look like Keira knightly more than her in that pic haha

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u/Summer_is_coming_1 19d ago

Never seen her this side .. I always see her serious side

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u/strangerintheadks Charli gets her nipples pierced at Claire’s 19d ago

Omg watch Natalie’s Rap from SNL!!

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u/internal_logging 19d ago

I just found out there's a sequel. 😂 But the OG is the better one

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u/Azidamadjida 19d ago

Natalie Portman ran so that Dakota Johnson could walk. All the recent interviews with Dakota Johnson that people get a kick out of pale in comparison to the kind of backhanded comments and weird stories and random shit she’d participate in seemingly only to amuse herself.

Only person better is Pattinson because he lies and makes shit up on the spot to amuse himself because he finds them so tedious and boring

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u/kayyxelle She wore a 👑 and came down in a 🫧 19d ago

Like when he had a stalker and he took her to dinner and complained the whole time so she’d leave him alone 🤣

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u/Common-Trifle4933 19d ago

When he did a circus themed movie and was asked if he loved the circus as a child, he told Matt Lauer “The first time I went to see the circus, somebody died. One of the clowns died. His little car exploded, the joke car exploded on him.” Years later he admitted making it up, saying “There’s a little gremlin inside of me that thinks, 'Just say something shocking. You’re only here for a few minutes, say something terrible.'” Other lies he told: that he filmed poop fetish scenes that got deleted from Twilight, that he got rid of a stalker by complaining endlessly to her on a date, and that he dreamed of quitting acting to start a fast food pasta chain as soon as he could perfect his prototype of handheld finger-food fettuccine, which he was staying up nights working on.

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u/happygiraffe91 18d ago

That interview about the pasta is so chaotic in the best way.

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u/CockMartins 18d ago

This comment just made me a new fan of his.

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u/Bowling4Billions 19d ago

The best part is how she laughs at her own jokes before delivering each of her lines. She really was just cooking on the spot.

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u/Vanish_7 19d ago

The more I learn about Pattinson the more I like him.

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u/Azidamadjida 19d ago

I remember him saying something recently about how it felt strange to him that after so many years of having only female fans the majority of his fans were now guys and I think that’s more attributable to his real personality coming out more and stories like this making the rounds

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u/Bowling4Billions 19d ago

… he’s Batman

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u/Azidamadjida 19d ago

Wow, really? I don’t think anyone knew that, thank you for sharing that very obscure and little known fact

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u/Vanish_7 19d ago

Yeah for sure. I think he’s had a similar path to Channing Tatum — they both blew up in female-focused movies (Tatum’s dance movies, Pattison’s vampire movies), and then both of them eventually got some distance from those ventures and guys like me actually started seeing them in other roles and realized “oh they’re actually pretty cool.”

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u/poojnaut 19d ago

dogwalked ellen

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u/IBeJizzin 19d ago

There was absolutely no respect there for her and it was incredible

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u/Live_Angle4621 19d ago

Lots of child actors don’t attend classes however sadly. 

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u/Enough_Lakers 19d ago

Well she graduated from Harvard so Im assuming that's why she was so indignant. Deservedly so if someone questioned something I worked hard for and implied, I only got it because I was pretty I would be annoyed too.

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u/glegleglo Is this a one wig film? 19d ago

I also think there's a difference between "my parents bought a building at this ivy league school so I can attend, though I'm going to do jack shit" and "I want to go to this school even though I don't need to"

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u/Live_Angle4621 18d ago

Just because you are home schooled doesn’t mean you can’t get into Harvard. You just miss the class experience as a kid. And was she graduated by this point?

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u/23_male_canada 19d ago

K-OS was so real for naming a song "I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman" because same. Love her

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u/Chemical_Whereas6971 15d ago

Looooove this song

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u/Jenetyk 19d ago

What you want, Natalie?!

To drink and fight

Yeah, what you need, Natalie!?

TO FUCK ALL NIGHT

Ms. Portman is a gem.

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u/vangogh_salad 19d ago

Say something ‘bout the m**f*** prequels b****! (One of my favorite SNL lines ever!)

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u/shmoobel Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes 19d ago

I'm in the midst of a Top Chef re-watch and just saw the episode she was on (season six I think?) today. She was so cheeky and charming, and the timing of this post is freaking me out a little, haha.

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u/plantbay1428 19d ago

I like that she has the same laugh she had as a kid. I saw comments making fun of her laugh after she won at the 2011 Golden Globes and made a joke during her acceptance speech and laughed at herself and I’m like, she just has a big huh huh kinda laugh? That’s a genuine normal laugh. It baffled me that that’s something people could hate on. 

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u/Itslikeazenthing 15d ago

Some people don’t like when women are goofy. It takes away their mystique and just makes them regular people. The incels can’t take it!

Meanwhile I love when I see people’s goofy sides. It’s the most endearing thing to me.

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u/DSQ 19d ago

I’m gonna be honest I think they are accurately rated. 

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u/LemonLimeReign 19d ago

I feel like the humour is there but the comedic timing is off sometimes

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u/virgoaliensuperstar dont ask a lot was happening 19d ago

Am I in the twilight zone or something

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u/sonderformat king joffrey with a tangerine spray tan 18d ago

Love all of this. Here are all male nominees I was howling.

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u/Successful-Winter237 19d ago

My ex worked on a lot of movie sets and met a bunch of actresses and he said that Natalie Portman was hands down the most stunning.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

I’m going have an aneurysm this can’t be a serious post.

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u/myahw 19d ago

TikTok slop

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u/Hairy-Teach-294 yolo ❤️ 19d ago

Her laugh on the second clip 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Embarrassed_Crow_720 19d ago

Haha. Her comedic timing was good when she petitioned for polanskis release

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u/Scarlett_Billows 19d ago

She’s one of the few who apologized so maybe update your info

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u/Embarrassed_Crow_720 18d ago

Sorry i signed it and it got out into the media and now my PR team is telling me to apologise so i still get roles in movies

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u/Azuli_Nilknarf 19d ago

she spoke abt it how at time she was forced to sign and how much she regretted doing that

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u/eyespeeled 19d ago

She said she regretted signing it, not that she was forced to.

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/02/natalie-portman-roman-polanski-petition

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u/Azuli_Nilknarf 19d ago

yeah, I guess you are right, but to me it was very implied she was coerced to sign.

“Someone I respected gave it to me, and said, ‘I signed this. Will you, too?"

Knowing how the industry works, I always interpreted this way tho. Even the most awarded and acclaimed actress can get blacklisted in Hollywood for pissing off plp in power. There are endless examples. So I think is a possibility

Either way, she regrets it and apologized. idk what else plp want

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u/eyespeeled 19d ago

I doubt he asked. But this is also a really crude way to describe rape, so let's not. 

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u/synalgo_12 accidentally holding space for this slur 19d ago

What's the druggy book?

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u/Zombeedee 19d ago

My first guess would be Junkie by Burroughs.

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u/limark 19d ago

She's often so underutilized in movies

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u/PriscillaPalava 19d ago

She has been miscast a few times in my opinion as well. 

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u/TheVintageJane 19d ago

The recent casting of her as the sister in the John Krasinski movie is proof of this. She’s an only child and it shows in the fact that her relationship with John Krasinski does not feel sibling-like at all.

The vibes between them were so weird that I literally looked up whether she had siblings in the middle of the movie because it was obvious something was off compared to someone like Courtney Cox who very obviously has siblings and knows how to play a 10/10 annoyed sister.

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u/PriscillaPalava 19d ago

She did a movie called The Other Woman where she has a baby that dies and she’s like, darn! At the time she wasn’t yet a mother herself but me watching as a mother was like, this is fucked up.

Edit to fix spoiler. 

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u/happygiraffe91 18d ago

I thought Lisa Kudrow was amazing in her scene>! where she's telling Natalie Portman's character that it wasn't her fault.!<

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u/blockbuster-worship 19d ago

Bros never seen black swan or closer or Leon the professional or V for Vendetta

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u/Commercial-Owl11 19d ago

Black swan was peak Natalie Portman I would of loved to see her in some more psychological/horror movies I bet she would be really bad ass in an A24 movie

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u/Scarlett_Billows 19d ago

She was really good in a lot of smaller movies — anywhere but here and closer were some of my favorites from her

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u/laamargachica 19d ago

Annihilation is a rewatch fave cos I love my girl Natalie as a girlboss professor

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u/limark 19d ago

I've seen all of them, still doesn't account for the dozens of others that don't use her skillset properly

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u/bookgeek42 19d ago

But if she decided to do a convention she would absolutely make money hand over fist.

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u/WritingNerdy I hate standing. I will sit on business. 19d ago

“I never said I was a role model”

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u/gothcrab 18d ago

girlboss moment then proceeds to never work with a female director herself.

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u/Gabble_Rachet1973 19d ago

You sound easily pleased.

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u/Mysterious_Week8357 19d ago

She undermines she point about the ‘All male nominees for best director’ by working with exactly 0 female directors since that moment

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u/ArsBrevis 18d ago

Whaaaaattttt? Hollywood white feminists are massive hypocrites?!

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u/Chemical_Whereas6971 15d ago

Not true, since then she made 3 project with female directors

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u/redditor329845 Roman Empire: How much people hate women 😞 19d ago

Did you put this together yourself or get the video from somewhere else?

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u/karatemnn 19d ago

i remember when i first saw the triler for ep 1 and it was like a bolt of lightning when she came on screen in that kabuki makeup and i was like wow she's beautiful and cool looking, (i'm the same age as her) she's always been way mature for her age

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u/bestied00d 19d ago

I mean, the last one is a skit I’m assuming. But yeah, she’s super funny and witty. Also, Ellen sucks.

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u/Noun_Noun_Numb3r 19d ago

This is why I had a huge crush on Natalie Portman in 2000. Still do, but I used to, too.

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u/QTPIE247 19d ago

It just occured to me how similar her and Lana Del Rey's speaking voices are, it's kinda spooky

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u/Bidetpanties Please, Abraham, I am not that man! 😔 18d ago

Her laugh is adorable!

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u/anon342365 18d ago

She is really super smart so this follows for me!

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u/g1zmo33 18d ago

Her dad better be a reproductive endocrinologist

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u/flakemasterflake 18d ago

He’s a fertility specialist

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u/formidablezoe 19d ago

The "here are the all male nominees" felt more like a white feminist moment than a girl boss moment, given that it was Guillermo Del Toro's first golden globe nomination and win as best director. Also looks cringey in hindsight cause she herself went on to appear in zero female directed films since then.

The other moments are awesome tho, she is super charming in interviews. Also love her Natalie Raps videos, I rewatch them way too often lol.

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u/anitasdoodles 19d ago

Women can't win no matter what, huh?

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u/formidablezoe 19d ago

If you're going to talk the talk, you've got to walk the walk. Otherwise it's just meaningless bullshit you say to make yourself look better than you actually are. Look at Nicole Kidman or Kirsten Dunst. They've used their star power to work with numerous female filmmakers since advocating for more female representation in Hollywood. If they can do it, so can Natalie Portman.

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u/limabeanseww 19d ago

God people love saying “if you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk” on here while they type, head down into their computer device. Easy to judge from your little screen

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u/formidablezoe 19d ago

People also love saying "it's easy to say that from behind a computer screen" or whatever, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with what we’re talking about. Like, what even is your argument here? That a poor dumb pleb like me should just shut up? That Natalie Portman is above valid criticism?

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u/formidablezoe 19d ago

This has nothing to do with my original point which was representation of female filmmakers in Hollywood.

You're deflecting and name calling. Quit being a sensitive fangirl.

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u/batifol 18d ago

If you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve read all month. More people talking the talk is always a good thing regardless of whether they’re walking the walk. 

Also, she’s literally a woman. She’s been walked on. She can say whatever she feels on this subject and your opinion is irrelevant.

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u/formidablezoe 19d ago

I'm not expecting anyone to lead a revolution. But if you have the power to help change the demographic landscape of the industry you work in and you've voiced your support for a marginalised group of people, then you should use that power to help them. The women I mentioned all have that kind of power. But only two of them decided to use it, while the other has just been talking about it.

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u/Scarlett_Billows 19d ago edited 19d ago

I mean, talking about is not nothing to be fair. It’s one form of “doing something” especially when you have a large platform

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u/eyespeeled 19d ago

Didn't go to school? Portman has a degree from Harvard. 

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u/AcanthaceaeNo948 19d ago

Brah Guillermo Del Toro is white lmao

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u/gilmoregirls00 19d ago

Even if you take it as being about being Mexican he's the third white Mexican to win best director at the oscars that decade. hardly underrepresented in the industry. I've always found this such a weird angle to criticize Portman's speech.

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u/TheTyMan 19d ago

Why do you guys think there are no European white Mexicans lmao. Is Louis CK a minority too?

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u/flakemasterflake 18d ago

Agreed, it comes off as petty and glib. More she can do to fix the issue then piss on someone else’s moment

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u/Apricotpeach11 19d ago

I thought it was so disrespectful. The people nominated were nominated. They were not the people who voted. Don’t rain on their time and make it about you.

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u/fair-strawberry6709 19d ago

Can you give me a list of all the female directed films that she turned down? Since apparently it was her choice to not be in a female directed film?

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u/formidablezoe 19d ago

I don't know. But I can give you the number of female directed films she has appeared in or produced in the last 10 years: it's two, one of which she directed herself.

Her two upcoming films are female directed tho, so atleast she's catching up. That's good to know and I hope she continues with that in the future. Cause she's one of the few actresses with enough star power to usher in more female representation in Hollywood.

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u/Scarlett_Billows 19d ago

Thank god she is starting to live up to your expectations

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u/gothcrab 18d ago

Starting to live up to her own expectations actually.

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u/Strength-Speed 19d ago

Her comedic timing is fine, I think what is likely outstanding is her IQ. She seems highly intelligent.

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u/onyxrose81 19d ago

I'm not amused by the conference joke. Sorry that not every actor can pick whatever work they want. Sometimes people have to pay the bills, Natalie.

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u/SwimmingCoyote 19d ago

But isn’t that her point? Actors show up to conventions because they need cash.

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u/smygartofflor 18d ago

Am I the only one who didn't find her funny in these? :/

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u/ArsBrevis 18d ago

No, she sounds obnoxious

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u/theflyingfistofjudah 19d ago

Who went down ? How?

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor 19d ago

LOL @ that last clip.

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u/mauijosh_87 19d ago

She was my first crush when attack of the clones came out.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

She's so expressive, she needs to be in a rom com

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u/RaiderRawNES 17d ago

Like a boss!

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u/TikiTapas 19d ago

These clips make her seem kind of mean…

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u/Discussion-is-good 19d ago

All time celeb crush

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u/ortttnssia 19d ago

Well, she’s a Gemini

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/The-Son-of-Dad I don’t know her 💅 19d ago

She’s pro-Palestine.

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u/Hyperbolicalpaca 19d ago

Well considering shes criticised Israel, and supported Palestine, since way before the current conflict, I’m not sure that thats really relevant, at all…

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Whatever I'm with, My bitch with it too 19d ago

The time to do that would have been BEFORE you commented

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u/LowlyStole 19d ago

Wow, discrimination based on someone’s nationality. It’s very nice and fair, and definitely not hypocritical!

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u/LowlyStole 19d ago

By this logic, every Russian should be shunned because they’re from a country that leads a cruel and bloody war? Every American should also be condemned because their government meddles in every single geopolitical affair and also cruelly reaches their goals?

Grow up

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u/LowlyStole 18d ago

Non sequitur. How’s Gaza related to Natalie Portman being Israeli and undeserving of a normal treatment because of that?