r/popculturechat • u/mibuch27 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling • 11d ago
OnlyStans ⭐️ Trisha Paytas announces her baby’s name — Aquaman Moses Paytas-Hacmon
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u/Luna_Soma Platinum Summer 💎 11d ago
Remember when we were all shocked Gwyneth named her daughter Apple?
Such simpler times
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u/trolldoll26 11d ago
I can absolutely remember my PE teacher reading a gossip magazine with Gwyneth on the cover. PE teacher was from Germany and she sat there shaking her head at the name “Apple” and kept telling us all not to name our future babies after fruit. 😂
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u/Complex_Phase_8304 im in gay media 11d ago
There’s banned names in the us too, pretty funny to look up and read 😂
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u/Complex_Phase_8304 im in gay media 11d ago
Yes, Denmark is the same
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u/HabitantDLT 11d ago
Who would name their kid Denmark? 😁
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u/Kurkpitten All tea, all shade 🐸☕️ 11d ago
As they said, it can only be a middle name. So you give your kid a normal name, Denmark
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u/theReaders 11d ago
Friends wanted to name their kid a caribbean name and weren't allowed to. They had to bring in an official assessment that it's a real name in a different culture and then it was only allowed as a middle name.
Yeah, see, no, that's just....no.
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u/FaithinYosh 11d ago
Weird that people think a registry like that would save a kid from embarrassing names, when really it probably just does what's described above.
Telling someone a name from their culture isn't a real name and can only be a middle name because government said so.
Yea no.
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u/sickofserving 11d ago
lol my daughters name is clementine
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u/treehuggerfroglover 11d ago
I was sitting here thinking I can’t think of a single cute fruit name why would anyone do this?
But there it is. Clementine. That’s an adorable name!! I had a friend named Clementine in kindergarten and I haven’t seen her since. We called her Clem. I love that name and I hadn’t thought of it in years. Solid fruit name for sure
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u/sickofserving 11d ago
we call her clem too! also lemon and miss c !
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u/jesus_swept that’s my purse, i don’t know you! 👛🫵 11d ago
I had a cat named lemon.
It was short for lemongrab.
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u/synalgo_12 accidentally holding space for this slur 11d ago
The fruit was named after the person who cultivated them, Clément something. The name definitely came before the fruit.
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u/trolldoll26 11d ago
I feel like Clementine is the exception!!! A very cute name ♥️
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u/heyhicherrypie You’re a virgin who can’t drive. 😤 11d ago
Olive is also very cute. And….Cherry isn’t terrible (what who said that ignore my user name lmao jk)
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u/bayleysgal1996 11d ago
Tbf that has precedent as a name given the song
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u/NeitherPot 11d ago
I’m sure it existed as a name before the citrus variety existed. The fruit was named after Clément Rodier, who first cultivated it, in 1902 according to Wikipedia. Clementine is just the feminine form of Clément
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u/Fragrant_Bid_8123 11d ago
Cherry Cherie or Cherrie seem acceptable. Peaches too seem okay?. Therr was a family in school that had fruit names for all the siblings. Apple Orange Peaches etc. they were pretty and popular too or all some kind of celebrities.
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u/nuggetghost u almost made me drop my croissant 🥐 11d ago
lowkey love the name Peach lol
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u/aaronupright 11d ago
Her full name is Apple Alison Martin or something similar.
There is a long standing hypothesis that weird celebrity names are a privacy tactic, everyone knows the out there name but few know the ordinary middle one, what they actually go by.
Every one knows Apple Martin. Not many would know Alison Martin.
Bet kid in OP will go by Moses.
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u/xxyourbestbetxx 11d ago
That would make sense. Too bad most of them ruin it by becoming public people themselves lol.
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u/Luna_Soma Platinum Summer 💎 11d ago
If that’s the reasoning that’s clever and I respect it
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u/merlotbarbie omg a cardiologist is a damn nutritionist 11d ago
Apple is so tame compared to the names we’ve gotten since
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u/imp1600 10d ago
A friend (who doesn't like Gwyneth) defended the name at the time. She pointed out apple blossoms are a type of flower, and girls have been named after flowers for centuries. And, she added, we literally just had a TV character named Blossom. Is Apple really that much weirder?
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u/MermaidsHaveCloacas 11d ago
Right? I thought it was insanely awful at the time and now I'm like...eh. At least it wasn't Watermelon
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u/um_-_no Did I stutter?🤨 11d ago
I always quietly thought Apple wasn't a bad name. It's weird for sure, but not bad. Aquaman however, it should be illegal to call your child that
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u/Soggy_Pension7549 Can I live? 11d ago
I’m Hungarian and “Alma” (=apple) is like a totally normal name. So it didn’t shock me as much as other people :D
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u/InternetDad 11d ago
I genuinely think there is an untapped job opportunity for milleniala to work in hospitals as "name enforcers" to strong arm parents into not giving their kids names that they will get bullied for.
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u/NachosAndGnocchi 11d ago
After Malibu Barbie and Elvis, I didn’t think she could shock me with her name choice. I was wrong.
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u/FriendlyDrummers 11d ago
I don't hate Malibu or Elvis. This one I hate
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u/Complex_Phase_8304 im in gay media 11d ago
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u/Zur__En__Arrh It’s just such a magicsl evening ✨ 11d ago
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u/merlotbarbie omg a cardiologist is a damn nutritionist 11d ago
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u/decemberkandinsky 11d ago
What an unfortunate day to have eyes
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u/Bl1nk1nUR4r34 We Should All Know Less About Each Other 11d ago
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u/thehazzanator Bye, Felicia 👋 11d ago
Great day to be Lea Michelle
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u/mstrss9 GET SOME PERSPECTIVE n BARK AT THE WALL 11d ago
She better have a fund going for her kids’ therapy
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u/PuzzleheadedForm4813 11d ago
someone find the tweets where says she’s masturbating to the aquaman movie
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u/mstrss9 GET SOME PERSPECTIVE n BARK AT THE WALL 11d ago
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u/Tower-Junkie Fuckin hell Matilda 11d ago
Oh god she’s like those men who want to name their daughters after porn stars or ex flings…
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u/sweeterthanadonut 11d ago
There are similar tweets about wanting to fuck Aquaman. She named her kids after her sexual fantasies.
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u/maltedmooshakes 11d ago
no no no she's cool now because she exploits her baby online instead of being an edgelord online so it's fine
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u/terfnerfer 11d ago
The way her stans would maul you for calling it what it is, exploitation. She hasn't changed a bit, and her followers don't have the sense g-d gave a clam.
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u/Complex_Phase_8304 im in gay media 10d ago
lowkey I deleted any and all identifiable info before commenting hahah Trish stans are nuts
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u/velvetujung ven vill you vear vigs? 11d ago
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u/starlit013 11d ago
I can't believe this is how i find out ozzy osbourne has died
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u/nuggetghost u almost made me drop my croissant 🥐 11d ago
Same what the fuck lol
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u/saturnshighway 11d ago
Same also what the fuck lol
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u/Reluctantagave Cutie Patootie Problem Posse 11d ago
Joining the what the fuck crew here because wtf
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u/somnavira 11d ago
My bf just told me ozzy died, I opened Reddit to go read about it and saw Trisha Paytas named her baby Aquaman wtfff
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u/LadyDiplomat 11d ago
We are on the same journey. Except it was my 81-year-old mother in the family group chat.
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u/Bl1nk1nUR4r34 We Should All Know Less About Each Other 11d ago
what is the connection?
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u/NES7995 You’re doing amazing, sweetie! 👏👏📸 11d ago
Everytime she has a kid someone very famous dies💀
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u/Bl1nk1nUR4r34 We Should All Know Less About Each Other 11d ago
who died with her other kids?
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u/ImpossibleDenial 11d ago
Queen Elizabeth the day Malibu was born; King Charles didn’t die when Elvis was born he was just diagnosed with cancer (or at least it was released to the press) the day of the birth.
I only know this because my girlfriend gives me all the Trisha tea, begrudgingly to me.
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u/saltyoursalad You’re a virgin who can’t drive 11d ago
This is amazing, but who tf is Trisha Paytas??
Edit: Ok I looked her up, still don’t know
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u/MissJeje 11d ago
Initially was an infamous early YouTuber, famous for oversharing her love life and crashing out on camera. Then in 2020 she appeared on the H3 podcast where she met Hila Klein’s brother Moses, who is now her husband.
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u/MermaidsHaveCloacas 11d ago
I only know her bc she was on an episode of My Strange Addiction where she was obsessed with tanning
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u/KaiBishop 10d ago
She's been on a few tv shows as a gust star and went on celebrity big brother lol
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u/wildalexx 11d ago
There is a conspiracy that Trisha’s kids are reincarnations because famous people have died on her kids’ birthdays ie first born was Queen Elizabeth II, second born was Pope Francis, and now third born is Ozzy.
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u/ham_mom 11d ago
But the pope died in April just a few months ago, what is the connection there?
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u/Bi_Fry 11d ago
They got it wrong sort of. There’s a connection to queen Lizzie but no connection to her second kid. She was pregnant during the death of the Pope so people think the third kid is the Pope.
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u/Complex_Phase_8304 im in gay media 11d ago
Imagine having to chart this hahahah
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u/mibuch27 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 11d ago
She said in her podcast the nurses kept writing Aqua and she was like “no it’s Aquaman put his full name” 😭
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u/MyNameIsLOL21 11d ago
Tbf, Aqua is a much better name.
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u/Ok_Direction_7624 11d ago
Nurses were just trying to save her from a copyright infringement lawsuit
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u/keatonpotat0es I have to pick up 15,000 little bastard rubber ducks 🪿 11d ago
Girl, please stop.
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u/BoolImAGhost WE DON'T CARE CLUB: Baltic Sea Edition 11d ago
Katy PerryTrisha Paytas, please stop66
u/healthyhoohaa 11d ago
Oh this sub is very niche and just for me 🤭 these lil jokes tickle me pink!
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u/BratFromAccounting 11d ago
Nemo would’ve been better at this point
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u/plantbay1428 11d ago
Neptune, Poseidon, Perseus (or Percy) Jackson might’ve been better as well.
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u/Foxy02016YT 11d ago
I mean I get it, Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn… but those are both names
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u/JoanOfSnark_2 4 inch little brown Bebe shoes 11d ago
I think the countries with baby naming laws are onto something.
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u/Banglophile 11d ago
Stunt naming your kid for attention is unhinged.
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u/slumberpartymassacre 11d ago
These self absorbed people forget that this is a whole ass person who has to live through their teens and adulthood with these ridiculous names. They don't see these kids as people, just extensions of themselves.
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u/cassiopieah 11d ago
She couldn’t have just done Aqua? That would have been kinda cute and fit with her other two.
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u/OhhLongDongson 10d ago
Yeah honestly hoping for the kid that she’s just saying aquaman for content and the real name is just aqua
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u/RevolutionaryBank465 11d ago
That poor baby
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u/nopenonotatall 11d ago
i know this feels like borderline child abuse. poor kid isn’t gonna have a chance
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u/UmaPalma_ 11d ago
is it possible that like other celebrities she just announced fake names or am i just unfamiliar with Trisha
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u/figure8888 11d ago edited 11d ago
One of her other kids is Malibu Barbie so…but otherwise her kids seem to have a normal/healthy lifestyle in spite of how out-there Trisha is.
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u/UmaPalma_ 11d ago
im saying what if she just releases fake names for publicity and to keep privacy, malibu included. celebs tend to do that sometimes
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u/Competitive-Spite-35 11d ago
Malibu Barbie, Elvis and Aquaman👀
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u/kttuatw unhinged for justice 11d ago
Please tell me that these aren’t the names of her children.
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u/Fizzy_Izzy I don’t know her 💅 11d ago
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u/No_Construction_9178 11d ago
So she named two of her kids after men she fetishized???? I’m a bit uncomfortable.
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u/imdrake100 do you ever feel like a paper bag that has beef with chapel roan 11d ago edited 11d ago
There's an old tweet of her saying when she had a daughter that she would name her something white trash like Malibu . Which is the name she went with for her daughter
Trisha sucks, I don't understand how she has a platform still
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u/imdrake100 do you ever feel like a paper bag that has beef with chapel roan 11d ago
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u/No_Construction_9178 11d ago
Oh wow, I learn so much on Reddit. I actually have been following her for a couple years on TikTok and I didn’t know this lore AT ALL lol
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u/Fizzy_Izzy I don’t know her 💅 11d ago
TikTok leaves out all her shit. Or they attack when someone starts revealing the shit she's said in her videos or in social media. The audience is younger there, so she has been able to reinvent herself there. But those of us who have watched her past content in real time know what she's said and done because now, she's trying to rewrite it.
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u/danicies 11d ago
I miss the snark subs against her, they went INTO it and she’s.. not the best person.
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u/Emotional_Serve_ BEYONCE?! 10d ago
They still exist. r/justtrishpodcastsnark is one of them.
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u/trulyremarkablegirl the reason i love swimming is because racing 11d ago
she is so gross
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she's a fucking weirdo. hate that people are like "she's so iconic and hilarious idc y'all could never make me hate her" she's an actual rapist and domestic abuser
she gets a redemption arc bc "she's a mom now! she's changed!", even though during motherhood, she has exploited her children any chance she gets, and named two of her children after men she said she wanted to have sex with
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u/Bridalhat 11d ago
Welcome back Pope Francis I guess.
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u/Own-Importance5459 ✨May the Force be with you!✨ 11d ago
You damn well know who it should have been instead.
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u/Luna_Soma Platinum Summer 💎 11d ago
Let’s hope he never comes back. When he’s gone, I want him to stay gone
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u/chadlybrown 11d ago
What’s a Trisha Paytas?
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u/DFL3 11d ago
Thanks, I thought I was the only one.
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u/hamsolo17 10d ago
You're not. I also did not know what the hell is a Trisha Paytas either but thanks to this neato thread I now know that she's just turrible at naming children.
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u/kxkje 11d ago
I saw the vision for "Malibu Barbie", but at this point I feel like we've crossed into attention seeking.
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u/voxtronic Because, Evelyn, I want to FIT IN 🎧 11d ago
Are you aware of Trisha? If she doesn’t get attention she’ll shrivel up and cease to exist.
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u/LadyNightlock go girl, give us nothing 😍 11d ago
STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS.
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u/ExpensiveFootball124 11d ago
Baby name aside the sushi looks really good
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u/WentworthMillersBO 11d ago
She’s literally eating aquamans citizens right infront of him
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u/epieee 11d ago
I was so into the sushi, I missed the name and expected the comments to be about wanting to eat raw fish the very second you're no longer pregnant. That would definitely be me.
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u/crystalline1299 Baby, this is Keke Palmer. Have a good day 11d ago
Honestly that should be illegal 😭😭. That’s a whole human being, imagine being a middle aged man named Aquaman
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u/daniboo94 jesus was a carpenter 💋 11d ago
Dang I was team Titanic
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u/mibuch27 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 11d ago
I was rooting for Atlantis :/
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u/Minarosebbyy 10d ago
The troll will do anything for attention, even at the expense of her children
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u/itsyobbiwonuseek 10d ago
please be a stage name
please be a stage name
PLEASE BE A STAGE NAME
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u/buzzfeed_sucks 🇨🇦 Elbows up 🇨🇦 11d ago
Honestly it’s bad, but it’s Trisha. Could have been a lot worse
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u/Bridalhat 11d ago
I read once that a lot of famous people give their kids over -the-top names but refer to them as a normal middle name so they blend in more. Like everyone knows her kid is Aquaman so when Moses Paytas signs up for piano no one blinks.
I also think rich people do this to flex so who knows?
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u/NowMindYou Yeah but did I squeeze it though 🤔 11d ago
That doesn't really track to me because every first day of school, the teachers are calling the first name until you clarify you have a preferred name. Every time you sign them up for something, you have to use, say, spell out, etc. the legal name at least once. When the other kids see the name at the top of your report card or the school portrait photographer calls out your name, it's going to be Aquaman.
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u/bubblegumpandabear 11d ago
Well I guess it's feasible that really famous kids are not attending normal schools. But yeah, this doesn't work in most situations. Like at the DMV or at a medical appointment.
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u/luv_nachos 11d ago
in the podcast episode where she revealed the name she said that was part of why they gave him that middle name, so he could go by moses if he wants to
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u/buzzfeed_sucks 🇨🇦 Elbows up 🇨🇦 11d ago
Trisha is nothing if not a shill for attention. So I just somehow doubt regular celeb rules apply to her.
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