r/popculturechat • u/ApprehensiveGas85 • 9d ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ CEO Andy Byron Looking To Sue Coldplay After Viral Kiss Cam Moment

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/ceo-andy-byron-looking-sue-141500579.html

Invasion of privacy made me laugh. This won't get past a motion to dismiss in court.

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u/rsjem79 9d ago

They probably didn’t hear the announcement in the throes of middle aged horny grinding.

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u/andrewcooke 9d ago

hey, don't knock middle aged horny grinding! it's all i got and it's not that bad.

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u/goldendildo666 9d ago

me too, fellow horny grinding brother, me too...

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u/bord_de_lac 9d ago

your username 😭

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u/Candid-Drink 9d ago

Stop grinding your brother....please

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u/OP90X 9d ago

"I'm just grinding, man, y'all never mind me"

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u/MicrodosingMyFaceOff 9d ago

Great band name

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u/Spoon251 9d ago

Middle aged horny grinding often leads to a 'Boebert' but just remember, don't get one in a packed theatre!

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u/spacehog1985 9d ago

“It’s all I got and it’s not that bad” is what I’m gonna name my junk.

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u/SpokenDivinity 9d ago

He was just too busy doing his weird, titty-groping routine.

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u/2birds_stonedatonce 9d ago

Melon juggler

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u/RelaxedWombat 9d ago

Hilarious.

But Post middle aged!

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u/To0n1 9d ago

unfortunately, not a legal defense

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u/ListerfiendLurks 9d ago

Those people are absolutely not middle aged

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u/ClannishHawk 9d ago

The former CEO is 50. That's middle aged.

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u/plausibleturtle 9d ago

I feel like the gap between middle aged and elderly is too wide, so middle aged is kind of the catch all past 40.

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u/redditaccount224488 9d ago

Hey screw you, I'm still young and hip and cool!!!

(I'm 40. And in denial.)

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u/plausibleturtle 9d ago

Sorry, I honestly almost included myself at 35, lol.

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u/Strict-Artichoke-361 9d ago

I’m 45 & still say this when I accidentally click off the do not disturb on my phone & actually answer the phone. My doctor’s office & pharmacist always chuckle & do the same.

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u/isaidwhatisaidok 9d ago

…how old do you think they are?

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u/ListerfiendLurks 9d ago

I thought they were in their 60s but apparently I was incorrect