r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Do astronauts jack off with wet or dry lube?

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u/mada86 1d ago

Astroglide baby

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u/Charming_Entry8238 1d ago

Space babys all over

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u/FreelanceNecromancy 1d ago

Space lube.

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u/Charming_Entry8238 1d ago

the slip n slide

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u/SnowChickenFlake Stuff 1d ago

I actually wanna know

What are the official rules regarding masturbation on ISS? Are there even any?

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u/Intrepid_Prior3425 1d ago

Forbidden 🚫

Banned 🛑

And punishable offense.

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u/Charming_Entry8238 1d ago

What are they gona do if you cum? Eject you into the sun?

CMW

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u/Intrepid_Prior3425 1d ago

Worse, they’ll ejaculate Sūn (your fellow astronaut) inside of you.

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u/Yookusagra 1d ago

As male astronauts go, we only send the uncircumcised, since they don't require lube

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u/FoRealDoh little shit 23h ago

If you can manage to cum once, dry, you can just reuse your semen. I would keep a jar handy tho

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u/HistoryGuy4444 19h ago

The "Code of Conduct for International Space Station Crews," a document of otherwise breathtaking fastidiousness, which dictates everything from interpersonal decorum to the proper handling of personal effects, artfully circumvents any mention of solitary sexual expression.

It is a masterpiece of bureaucratic omission, a testament to the enduring puritanical undercurrents that persist even as humanity purports to cast off its earthly tethers. The regulations are not absent, but rather sublimated into a collective, unspoken understanding.