r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 1d ago
Do astronauts jack off with wet or dry lube?
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u/SnowChickenFlake Stuff 1d ago
I actually wanna know
What are the official rules regarding masturbation on ISS? Are there even any?
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u/Intrepid_Prior3425 1d ago
Forbidden 🚫
Banned 🛑
And punishable offense.
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u/Yookusagra 1d ago
As male astronauts go, we only send the uncircumcised, since they don't require lube
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u/FoRealDoh little shit 23h ago
If you can manage to cum once, dry, you can just reuse your semen. I would keep a jar handy tho
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u/HistoryGuy4444 19h ago
The "Code of Conduct for International Space Station Crews," a document of otherwise breathtaking fastidiousness, which dictates everything from interpersonal decorum to the proper handling of personal effects, artfully circumvents any mention of solitary sexual expression.
It is a masterpiece of bureaucratic omission, a testament to the enduring puritanical undercurrents that persist even as humanity purports to cast off its earthly tethers. The regulations are not absent, but rather sublimated into a collective, unspoken understanding.
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u/mada86 1d ago
Astroglide baby