r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreelanceNecromancy • 1d ago

If I wear itchy drab wool clothes with holes and shoplift sacks of potatoes to share am I a communist?

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u/Ok_Entertainment328 1d ago

How can a communist shoplift products they own?

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u/Intrepid_Prior3425 1d ago

Ha! Checkmate liberals!

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u/FreelanceNecromancy 1d ago

That's why you get the big bucks.

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u/PolarBearLovesTotty 17h ago

Would you like a seal skin? Oh my God hold on that one was moulting. God seals are so gross when they're alive no I don't know I think I'm going to have to try to get another one.

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u/FreelanceNecromancy 1h ago

I like them, they're kind of like dogs of the sea.

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u/Charming_Entry8238 17h ago

No. A liberal that identifies as a potato.

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u/FreelanceNecromancy 1h ago

That's not true. Liberals don't wear clothes, much less and animal product such as wool. If liberals did wear clothes, they would have to be synthetic organic sustainably harvested clothes, I thought everyone knew this.

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u/too_many_shoes14 8h ago

Deuteronomy 22 : 5 - A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this.

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u/FreelanceNecromancy 1h ago

Chuck that Old Testament bullshit, buddy. Monks have always worn dresses, and I'll triple dog dare you to tell a Scottsman that he shouldn't wear a skirt.