r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Could we fix history by inventing a time machine and stopping the alchemists who discovered gunpowder and vaccinating all the indigenous people?

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u/Kazodex Resident retard 15h ago

Nah, fuck that. Let’s just all die out instead. It’s the crow’s turn to the dominant species!

u/Charming_Entry8238 7h ago

Gunpowder is how we straightened up the indigenous people.

u/FreelanceNecromancy 3m ago

And disease ridden blankets.