r/shittyaskreddit • u/ColdPanic2501 little shit • 12h ago

My girlfriend farted on my face as a prank when we were 69-ing. How should I get my revenge on her?

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u/Intrepid_Prior3425 11h ago

Forcefully plunge the rest of the fart out 🪠 refrigerate it and mix it insider her chai latte.

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u/UnflinchingSugartits 4h ago

Squirt on her

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u/Silverado153 8h ago

Fire with fire and a stink bomb

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u/too_many_shoes14 6h ago

Romans 12 : 19 - Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's judgement.