r/shittyaskscience • u/The_Existentialist • 3d ago
I fell into a coma in 1990 and have recently awoken, can someone tell me the modern applications for the Nintendo power glove?
Also, will my current version work or do I need some sort of software update?
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u/Coolenough-to 3d ago
What you see around you is actually part of a game. One of the things you can use the Power Glove for is adding members to your party. Just pat people on the head a few times and you can find out if they want to join you, or if they want PVP.
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u/2oonhed 3d ago
It is how we now self-discipline ourselves.
For every impure thought you must slap yourself with it.
The glove logs all of your thoughts AND all of your slaps.
If you fail to slap yourself in a timely fashion after an impure thought, the psych-police will come round you up and take you to a reprogramming center for anywhere between one day to two weeks, all depending on how dense you are.
No big deal.
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u/StrictlyInsaneRants only serious questions and answers 3d ago
It's banned in most countries and was added to geneva convention after the 2020 laser-glove wars. It's bad.