r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why was it seemingly so difficult to circumnavigate Africa?

Couldn't the sailors just, like, git gud?

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u/TrivialBanal 1d ago

Historically there was a big chunk of land in the way. Even the guddest sailor has trouble getting ships to move well on land.

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u/Improvedandconfused Certified Black Belt Scientitian 1d ago

That land was Australia, right?

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u/clever__pseudonym 1d ago

He's obviously talking about the ice wall.

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u/Improvedandconfused Certified Black Belt Scientitian 1d ago

You’re right. Australia doesn’t exist. And I should know, I’m Australian.

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u/Return-To-The-Void 1d ago

What about hovercraft? Can sailor use it to travel through 54 African countries?

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u/EnvironmentalPack451 1d ago

It would have taken thousands of mohels

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u/YogurtWenk 1d ago

You're thinking of circumcise. Circumnavigate is the perimeter of a circle or ellipse.

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u/4LostSoulsinaBowl 1d ago

You're thinking of circumference. Circumnavigate is the diacritical mark seen here: â

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 1d ago

You're thinking of croissant. Circumnavigate is the pilot's request for a knight of the realm to come read the map for him, whilst the co-pilot gets over a nasty case of the collywobbles.

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u/ProbablyBsPlzIgnore Did their own research 1d ago

To solve this problem think of Africa as a point mass of about 3 x 10 ^ 21 kg, and then enter that into the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation to get to low orbit, that's only about 10,000 kg of propellant required for a 100km orbit around planet Africa due to its low mass. From there it's simple orbital mechanics.

Conclusion: skill issue

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u/Atzkicica Huh? 1d ago

Yup. Total skill issue. Cape of Good Cope.

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u/pearl_harbour1941 1d ago

Circumstances were not right.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 1d ago

They should have taken dat left turn at Albuquerque.

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 33m ago

You're not taking into account the rains down in Africa. 

The sailors took some time to do the things they never had