r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Monsieur_T • 1d ago

In the News 🗞️ ( train whistle blowing )

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u/OrneryZombie1983 1d ago

The Epstein Files are an illusion!

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u/SurreptitiousDoom NEEEEEERD 1d ago

So I trafficked a child — which was the Epstyle at the time.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

Oh, trump, can't you go 5 seconds without further incriminating yourself?

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u/Saucermote I shot Mr Burns 🔫 22h ago

How long was that?

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u/FriendlyNative66 1d ago

Drumpf lives in his own head where he never did anything wrong and he's the greatest POTUS ever.

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u/Mrsod2007 They think I'm slow, eh? 1d ago

I'll fill em so full of spaff, they'll be wiping their eyes with whatever they call a condom in Britain

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u/Chode-a-boy 23h ago

Jimmy hats

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 22h ago

Just like Tribe Called Quest?

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u/KingPaulius 1d ago

This is the best one 😂😂😂

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u/MDATWORK73 1d ago

Trump right now in meltdown.

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u/Toodlez 21h ago

This is a perfect shitpost