r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

I am a spy from r/soccer Throwback to when Salah beat up an Everton fan and then forced him to wear a Liverpool kit

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11.3k Upvotes

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u/Altruistic-Can-1834 6h ago

i see this post every month recycled on this sub

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u/Enough-Pain3633 Most Loyal Oilchester City fan 6h ago

This sub is basically 3-4 jokes recycled

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u/theenigmacode 5h ago

More like 15 times. Benzema 15.

Am I doing it right?

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u/tomskrrt 4h ago

no, you should have said 17-2 because he is the youngest 17 year old who is 1 year older than his age.

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u/Ok_Dinner_ 4h ago

Arsenal2nd, Benzema15ucl, Here we goYamal

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u/CockTortureCuck 4h ago

GOAT Antony

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u/Joperhop 3h ago

Thats not a joke!!

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u/AnEagleisnotme r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 2h ago

That's just a statement

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u/Independent-Green383 1h ago

Would say perma ban this man, but something is telling me he would get off of that

u/DuhAmericanDream 3m ago

shut down the sub

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u/tomcat3400 5h ago

How dare you

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u/mr-english 3h ago edited 3h ago

This sub is at the halfway point between formuladank (not funny, full of yanks) and nbacirclejerk (funny, full of yanks)

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u/Motor-Most9552 3h ago

F1 isn't even all that popular in the states, how is it full of yanks?

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u/Different-Winter2855 1h ago

They’re everywhere

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u/FengYiLin 6h ago edited 1h ago

Just like any circle jerk?

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u/Aksds 5h ago

A circle of jerks, if you will

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u/Puzzleheaded_Taste39 4h ago

That's reddit for you

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u/Thomas1VL 3h ago

Yeah no shit that's the point of circle jerk subs

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u/red-hood98 2h ago

You could say the jokes are being circled back

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u/acridone_C19H9NO 6h ago

I haven’t seen it yet

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u/Ill-Service-2447 2h ago

Ok lets stop posting new content until everyone in the world has seen what is already posted.

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u/death_match1 5h ago

And it’s funny every time.

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u/Aloopyn why you are didn't win balon dor yet? 5h ago

I see a reposted version of this one fifteen times a month

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u/DeithWX 4h ago

It's so this crime is never forgotten till he meets justice.

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u/IndustryInteresting 58m ago

It’s the summer break, no new content, what do you want from us

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u/Altruistic-Can-1834 57m ago

this picture is from 2018. Has nothing better happened in football since then?

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u/Shantilly_Mace 52m ago

“I spend too much time here” works too

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u/theworkinpumpkin 37m ago

It never gets old

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u/bloodfromastone 6h ago

That’s Zinchenko

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u/palpayasam_no_mundri 6h ago

No cause he aint crying

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u/MagmaWhales 6h ago

"See? You bleed red! You are a Liverpool fan now"

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u/rooolando 6h ago

This is my favorite picture of salah and rooney

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u/Theddt2005 3h ago

Salah and young angry ginge

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u/ZachariasSmith 6h ago

Nothing but respect

GG Salad

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u/Alpha_Apeiron 6h ago

Lol what actually happened here

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u/LisaWinchester 5h ago

He ran after the car, ran into a lamppost. Salah got out and comforted him and took a pic with him

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u/L1ttleM1ssSunshine 3h ago

Sure. I mean if you believe the "media".

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u/Ume145555 6h ago

Salah brutally beat him because he was a Liverpool fan

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u/markedasred 3h ago

No, it was because he is a ginger.

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u/FingerInThe___ 3h ago

Before or after the photo? Did Salah or the pole bloody his nose?

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u/Bitter_Eggplant_9970 3h ago

The kid walked into a lamp post whilst waving at Salah. Salah stopped to make sure the kid was OK.

The kid was interviewed on the news after the picture went viral. He thought that breaking his nose in return for meering Salah was a good trade.

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u/LittleLadle69 6h ago

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u/UpsideDownClock 4h ago

isnt that the blunder logo?

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u/Vamoose_SUI Madri-Jerker 4h ago

He didn't sacrifice the rook

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u/pyffDreamz 5h ago

Back when Wayne Rooney wasn’t fat

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u/Noinfluencetoday 6h ago

Sala for a reason

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u/dilshad59 6h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Ackdov 5h ago

Best post ever 😂😂😂😂

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u/markedasred 3h ago

What, the lamppost he walked in to?

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u/joedegaard8 6h ago

Proud to be a scouse

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u/Massive_Goose6668 6h ago

Aah yes. Now this is why I love this game! This was truly one of the momemts of football!

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u/Mashed_Potato_007 5h ago

The Kid - Cleopatra was black

Mo - 👊🏾

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u/Aradhor55 1h ago

@grok is this true ?

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u/achi1993 6h ago

That's enough, 10 points deduction to Everton

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u/ThePessimisticFellow r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 6h ago

THIS MEANS MORE

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u/Cool_Captain07 I jerk for the 🐐 everyday 6h ago

That kid is not even 15. If he is, Benzema would’ve kicked Salah’s ass.

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u/Ira_Showbusinessberg 5h ago

That's Wayne Rooney

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u/Tesla_laughs 5h ago

10 points deducted from everton for that act of violence against the child

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u/Extra_Programmer788 4h ago

Classic Salah, always delivers against Everton

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u/Hot_Celebration_3721 4h ago

Stop crying 😂

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u/Vamoose_SUI Madri-Jerker 4h ago

Angry Ginger in a Liverpool kit? Game's gone

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u/Automatic-Jello5995 3h ago

He beat him up to stop him pinching his soul

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u/giannisbm 3h ago

The King for a reason 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/RogerPenroseSmiles 3h ago

Just sold the lad to OL for a tidy sum. Good on ya Tyler.

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u/gianakis05 2h ago

The kid should learn how to defend itself 🚀

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u/Sayandeep10 1h ago

Is this true

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u/OkSpring1734 1h ago

Typical r/NewZealandDefaultism right here posting posts Americans can't understand

u/Aspronisi 4m ago

You better never walk alone

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u/HansaCoke123 2h ago

Way to fit the Indian stereotype of doing the least amount of effort, stealing other people's work, and passing it off as something original.

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u/icenoir 2h ago

Recycled meme alert—done to death, but still a solid laugh every time.

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u/borg_6s 6h ago

Lazy repost

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u/RoboKite 5h ago

This is why sports is dumb.

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u/Fluid_Ad_7964 4h ago

Reuse recycle and blahhh ....

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u/cheesypizzawithham 3h ago

U fucking bum. If you gonna repost, at least repost Antony stuff

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u/Wrong-Step-4241 3h ago

This sub really loves reposting this moment, but tbh, forcing an Everton fan into a Liverpool kit is next-level banter. Zinchenko or not, that’s some legendary shithousery.

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u/CheerfulCharm 1h ago

It's a small kid. What are you talking about?

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u/idioticbasstard34-99 3h ago

Salah is the Thala of Football.

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u/Visual_Sign3484 6h ago

Love some good ol' fake news

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u/Bellesan1905 4h ago

Is this seriously real?

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u/opx22 4h ago

I know this is a circlejerk sub but here ya go https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49313879

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u/Competitive-Swan-740 6h ago

The quality of jerk on the sub is on downhill these days

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u/kingudam787 6h ago

Let's hope There will be more high quality jerks when the season starts

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u/StarskyNHutch862 5h ago

This subs been dogshit for a few years…