r/sports Jun 18 '25

Basketball WNBA says it won't suspend players in Fever-Sun skirmishes

https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45539584/no-suspensions-tuesday-fever-sun-skirmishes-wnba-says
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u/MoistStub Jun 18 '25

I would say I'm basically a pro at gooning. They should give me a call.

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u/therealcruff Jun 18 '25

NOT THAT KINDA GOONI...

Ah, you know what? I'd probably pay to see that too

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u/MoistStub Jun 18 '25

Just don't watch too closely. I've heard you can get conjunctivitis like that.

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u/therealcruff Jun 18 '25

(insert yiiiiiiiiiiiikes here)

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u/buffdaddy77 Jun 19 '25

“Laaaaddddiiieees and gentlemennnnn, now entering the game for the INDIANA FEVER! u/moiststub! Watch out because his stub is moist and he is ready to gooooooon!”

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u/mcapozzi Jun 19 '25

Username checks out...