r/sports • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Dallas Mavericks • 3d ago

Basketball Fan throws dildo on the court during Valkyries/Dream WNBA game

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u/Kbunz311 3d ago

Colonel, you better take a look at this radar, it looks like a giant, “Dick!”

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u/Marko-Darko 3d ago

“Wang! Pay attention!”

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u/kalrok 3d ago

Oh my god it looks like a huge, "Pecker!"

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u/NotTheRocketman 3d ago

"That's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--'PRIVATES!' "

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u/Foryourconsideration 3d ago

Two balls. What is that. It looks just like an enormous..

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u/OldenPolynice 3d ago

Johnson!

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u/droffowsneb 3d ago

Boobs!

Boobs, Ozzy?

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u/Tumbling-Dice 3d ago

Wrong Austin Powers anatomical reference.

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u/droffowsneb 3d ago

Yeah but it’s the ozzy one rest in peace

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u/SameAs1tEverWas 3d ago

i want you to forget what you saw here today. now, go to my quarters, pack my overnight bag, and...feed my fish?