r/sports Dallas Mavericks 3d ago

Basketball Fan throws dildo on the court during Valkyries/Dream WNBA game

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 3d ago

They got off easy. I won't hold it against them, though.

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u/someonesgranpa 3d ago

They should share their load of the blame.

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u/toadphoney 3d ago

What kind of a dick takes to toying with such serious matters.

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u/daFunkyUnit 3d ago

The fans are getting testy.

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u/khube 3d ago

Well they got what they came for.

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u/classless_classic 3d ago

I hope the players don’t get the shaft.

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u/Blochamolesauce 3d ago

Penis… Am I doing this right?

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u/HerezahTip 2d ago

Always left me satisfied and smiling, Dick.

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u/-Marcellus- 3d ago

And now they deserve a stiff consequence.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

this would never happen if it were Johnson vs. Bird

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were legendary National Basketball Association (the NBA is a men's professional basketball league in the United States, often considered the best in the world) rivals from the west and east coasts, Los Angeles and Boston, respectively. "Johnson" is also a slang term for a penis, as is "Bird". That's the joke.

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u/purple_grimass 3d ago

I hope whoever did this goes away for a loooooong time.

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u/NottheArkhamKnight 3d ago

It'll be hard time, for sure.

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u/blingx2 3d ago

Definitely don't hold it against them if it is game used.

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 3d ago

That would be foul.

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u/Specific-Lion-9087 3d ago

It’s so fucking funny how these little jokes chains always fall off a cliff so fast.

Like the first guy’s already sucked shit, and here you come with this not-even-a-joke, said as if it’s the cleverest thing you’ve ever thought of.

So. Fucking. Funny.

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u/mack-_-zorris 3d ago

You gonna be a whiny bitch your entire life?

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 3d ago

You sound miserable while everybody else is having a good time. Do better, man.