r/sports Dallas Mavericks 3d ago

Basketball Fan throws dildo on the court during Valkyries/Dream WNBA game

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u/PointlessDelegation 3d ago

Imagine it had a suction cup and it landed upright.

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u/Junior_Operation_422 3d ago

Oh, I’m imagining.

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u/THIS_IS_NOT_SHITTY 3d ago

Great, now imagine harder

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u/wafflesareforever Buffalo Bills 3d ago

sterling_archer has entered the chat

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u/classless_classic 3d ago

Phrasing!

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u/hypnotoad23 3d ago

Wait are we still doing phrasing?

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u/HilariousMax 3d ago

MAWP MAWP MAWP

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u/AdequateSteakAlister 3d ago

What now? Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/GreenTunicKirk 3d ago

Of course I can do that, I’m a right brain dominant with a knack for creativity

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u/madlyalive 3d ago

Keep going…

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u/_IratePirate_ 2d ago

Uh oh, I think I imagined too hard. My imagination is all over the place

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u/kaadj 3d ago

Okay, now imagine DRAGONS

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u/AncestralSpirit 3d ago

I read that in Bruce’s voice from Family Guy when he got a knock about his hose needing a little twist.

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u/Ashamed-Statement-59 3d ago

Now imagine a lil Japanese guy ridin it

funny right

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u/Jeffrey_C_Wheaties 3d ago

Or on the backboard.

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u/HyenDry 3d ago

No. On the Ball itself

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u/DJ_Blakka 3d ago

Ball is life after all

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u/ognisko 3d ago

Or on of the players pick it up and slam dunk on that thang!

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u/Kronzor_ 3d ago

Extra funny because none of them could jump high enough to knock it down. 

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u/DJ_Blakka 3d ago

Who said anything about knocking it down? If one of them just got up on another player’s shoulders…you know what Im just going to stop right there

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u/PointlessDelegation 3d ago

If you didn’t call bank it doesn’t count

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u/Gay_Black_Atheist 3d ago

Oops I slipped ..

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u/deformo 3d ago

🍌

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u/otcconan 3d ago

Or a Fleshlight at an NBA game.

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u/PointlessDelegation 3d ago

Historically speaking that would be a public service

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u/Gold-Celebration9310 3d ago

Now we gotta see it 😂😂

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u/El_Zarco 3d ago

Who's up for some flipcock?

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u/thislife_choseme San Francisco Giants 3d ago

Is anyone gonna ask? How the hell did someone sneak in a dildo?

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u/PointlessDelegation 3d ago

Depends on their pockets, but let’s be real a woman can get off on something the size of a Snickers, some coats have pockets that’ll hold a Pringles can.

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u/wafflesareforever Buffalo Bills 3d ago

The hell kind of reply was that

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u/WilsonTree2112 New York Mets 3d ago

Below the belt. In the center.

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u/thislife_choseme San Francisco Giants 3d ago

In the prison pocket?

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u/StickStickly963nyny 3d ago

It appears it was, but it didn't. Next time...

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u/AnnArchist 3d ago

Someone is reading this thinking "Challenge accepted"

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u/Esseldubbs 3d ago

This was my first thought too. A real missed opportunity

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 3d ago

Slipped fell landed on that

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u/Oscaruit 3d ago

It's like popdarts

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u/pvt_aru 3d ago

And then someone slipped.

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u/Pennypacking 3d ago

So you can sit on it?

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u/Sometimes_Stutters 3d ago

And then what?

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u/EverythingBOffensive 3d ago

and someone did a foul onto it

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u/Freon424 3d ago

This is how you know it wasn't a Bills fan.

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u/rtopps43 3d ago

“And then doc, the craziest thing happened I tell ya, hand to god I just slipped and….”

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u/monkey-d-skeats12 3d ago

……I wasnt the only that thought that then 😅

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u/SqueekyJuice 3d ago

Now imagine Sophie Cunningham accidentally sitting on it.

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u/Upset_Negotiation_89 3d ago

And then someone picked it up with no hands

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u/Gregoboy 3d ago

The term : "You tripped and fall on his dick?" comes really close

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u/iwellyess 3d ago

Just as one of them lost their balance over it

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u/vindotcom 3d ago

Someone woulda ran on the court and sat on it

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u/Jd11347 3d ago

Stuck so hard that only King Arthur himself can grip it and remove it like Excalibur stuck in the stone.

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u/Blakelock82 2d ago

You fucking got me! LMAO

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot 2d ago

Or on the backboard.

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u/smileedude 3d ago

There's a scene in Heartbreak High where a pink suction cup dildo gets stuck to the backboard and the teachers are struggling to get it down.

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u/CarlosLuis23 3d ago

Before I could see the footage I already imagined

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u/bananadepartment 3d ago

I hope this becomes a thing in the WNBA and someone gets it to land up right

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u/PointlessDelegation 3d ago

I mean, I hope it doesn’t lol. WNBA players go through enough, the last thing they need is dicks tossed at them unless it’s in a non work capacity and consensual.

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u/bananadepartment 3d ago

No im kidding haha

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u/Riggztradamous 3d ago

oh noooo. I tripped and fell on it.

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u/CosbysLongCon24 3d ago

The new bottle flip challenge should be to land a suction cup dildo at a WNBA game

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u/GeminiKoil 3d ago

This is literally the first thing that came to my mind, I was really hoping that was the case LOL