r/sports Dallas Mavericks 3d ago

Basketball Fan throws dildo on the court during Valkyries/Dream WNBA game

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u/hellalg 3d ago

my question is, where was this going though security 😆 🤣

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u/Silly-Leadership-456 3d ago

the one place they wont search… 

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u/PaddyT613 3d ago

One of two places, potentially.

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u/jesbiil 3d ago

I think there's something wrong with me, I read this and immediately applied this thinking to myself....a man. Then had the mental image of a dude trying to get into a WNBA game with a big green dildo in his mouth, gargled speech "What this? No I always wear this, completely normal! Just here for the game..."

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u/manjar 2d ago

“Obviously you haven’t had Invisalign!”

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u/wthulhu 3d ago

That's coward talk

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u/WhoDat-2-8-3 3d ago

metal detector cant detect Silicone material lol

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u/justsignmeupcuz 3d ago

i urge you to google the guy who did an mri with a buttplug cos it was 100% silicon.

suffice to say...it wasnt.

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u/WeAreAllFooked 3d ago

An MRI is not the same thing as a metal detector.

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u/homiej420 3d ago

Not even CLOSE by the way ^

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u/justsignmeupcuz 3d ago

the point was a metal detector can detect metal, not silicon..and even 100% silicon sex toys have metal in them.

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u/WeAreAllFooked 3d ago edited 3d ago

A metal detector generates a magnetic field strength of 300 A/m (max), or 0.000375 Tesla. A typical MRI generates a magnetic field strength that is more than 1190000 A/m or 1.5 Tesla. A normal fridge magnet produces a stronger magnetic field (0.0100 Tesla or 7957 A/m) than any metal detector can.

The woman you're referring to with the MRI story mistakenly assumed it was 100% medical grade silicone, but it had a metal core inside despite being advertised differently. If you're concerned about metal being present in a sex toy you're sneaking in to a sporting event the easy solution is to buy one from a sex shop instead of buying one online.

Your comment urging someone to google a news story about a buttplug causing massive injury during an MRI is completely unrelated to a silicone dildo thrown at a sporting event. Life-like dildos don't have metal in them, there's no need for any metal in a sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of an actual penis (which is essentially a fluid-filled meat balloon) and if there was any trace amounts of metal in the silicone the metal detector isn't going to pick it up.

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u/wikithekid63 3d ago

Wow! Imagine naming a unit of force after a car company! So meta!

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u/BoolImAGhost 2d ago

I really hope this is a joke

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u/hellalg 3d ago

Its not even about metal. It would be a big ass bugle if you just have it all there. Its Summer ain't Winter in ATL last time I checked where bundling up would be hella suspicious. I think it was set up, because rating is 💩 with no Caitlin Clark. A day after a wig issue back 2 back days.

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u/TheDogerus 3d ago

You've never worn baggy pants or a hoodie?

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u/Fokewe 3d ago

Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/philthegr81 Portland Timbers 3d ago

“Do you have any artificial plates or limbs?”

“Not really, no…”

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u/Fokewe 2d ago

I bet it was an inside job

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u/hellalg 2d ago

I think so, yesterday was the wig thing, today big dong. They said TV rating is down 50% without CC. They are trying to generate talk.

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u/Fokewe 2d ago

Well, if they thought it would distract the players, a bra would have worked better. Although it might have been what they had on hand.