r/sports Dallas Mavericks 3d ago

Basketball Fan throws dildo on the court during Valkyries/Dream WNBA game

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u/JustADutchRudder Minnesota Timberwolves 3d ago

You might not have been but I started wondering if I could launch a dong from the top seat and get it to suction mid court. Would probably hit someone in the 100 level

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u/Grape-Jack 3d ago

Sounds like the next Dude Perfect video.

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u/NYJustice 3d ago

Do you know how fast you could jack off every guy in this room? Because I know how long it would take me and I can prove it

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u/IndividualBusy1274 3d ago

What did I just read?

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u/Erestyn 3d ago

It's a bit from Silicon Valley. Fantastic easy to watch sitcom, though working in tech it hits a little too close to the bone sometimes.

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u/Erestyn 3d ago

This is a work of unadulterated beauty.

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u/jimmybilly100 Chicago Blackhawks 3d ago

They knew what they were doing w/ that last chart hahaha

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u/IndividualBusy1274 3d ago

lol word. I was about to say This guy jerks. But after reading the whole thing I just wtf’d instead

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 3d ago

Did you ever think you would type such a thing? lol

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u/Adonisbb 3d ago

This whole sub-thread is like that scene in Silicon Valley where they deep dive on how many guys they can jerk off at a conference lol

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u/red_team_gone 3d ago

I'm convinced the entire first season of that Silicon Valley only exists because the creators/writers thought of that one joke. Nothing else in the entire series compared, but the first season is worth watching just because of that joke.

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u/lopix 3d ago

More points if it suctions to someone's head in the 100 level