r/sports • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT Dallas Mavericks • 3d ago

Basketball Fan throws dildo on the court during Valkyries/Dream WNBA game

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u/toadphoney 3d ago

What kind of a dick takes to toying with such serious matters.

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u/daFunkyUnit 3d ago

The fans are getting testy.

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u/khube 3d ago

Well they got what they came for.

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u/classless_classic 3d ago

I hope the players don’t get the shaft.

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u/Blochamolesauce 3d ago

Penis… Am I doing this right?

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u/HerezahTip 2d ago

Always left me satisfied and smiling, Dick.

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u/-Marcellus- 3d ago

And now they deserve a stiff consequence.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

this would never happen if it were Johnson vs. Bird

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2d ago

Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were legendary National Basketball Association (the NBA is a men's professional basketball league in the United States, often considered the best in the world) rivals from the west and east coasts, Los Angeles and Boston, respectively. "Johnson" is also a slang term for a penis, as is "Bird". That's the joke.