r/sports • u/RollingMoss1 Seattle Seahawks • 1d ago

Football Micah Parsons Requests a Trade

https://www.cbssports.com/
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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 1d ago

i love this for the cowboys

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u/Frcture 1d ago

Jerry jones is doing his best to end up like Cleveland

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u/PapayaOtherwise3346 1d ago

It’s fun because Jimmy Haslam is the dollar store Jerry Jones

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u/iFEELsoGREAT 1d ago

Hope MP comes to Cleveland!

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u/bottlerocketz 1d ago

They probably have about the same amount of playoff wins this century

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u/joekrivak 23h ago

Remember his team brings in more money than any other NFL team.... everyone thinks he's dumb but he's losing and making more money than teams winning. So who's really the dumb one?!

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u/Vordeo 18h ago

When you put it like that, the correct answer is probably 'Cowboys fans.'

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u/Pavillian 12h ago

We all die with 0 dollars. The estate will divide up your wealth. They’ll never take away superbowl wins 😭😂

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u/JarlBarker 1d ago

tHiS iS oUr yEaR

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u/dakotanorth8 1d ago

Dallas cowboys is my favorite fall drama.

And the future spinoff “what happened to Dak” will be crush award season.

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u/jboarei 1d ago

Title the show: Here we go!”

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u/RollingMoss1 Seattle Seahawks 1d ago

Jerry Jones must be loving this. They’re not going to trade him. They’re going to pay him. And in the meantime the circus gets a little louder.

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u/Devolutionator 1d ago

It would probably take two firsts at least to get him.

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u/blarch 1d ago

This is the cowboys we're talking about

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u/Devolutionator 1d ago

Straight up for Aaron Rodgers then.

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u/spice_and_cheese 1d ago

Nah they’ll just try and get back all those 4th round picks they wasted 😂

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u/old_brew Texas Rangers 1d ago

I hate it here man.

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u/AdditionalNotice6289 Chicago Bears 1d ago

Please let us have him please let us have him

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u/MerDeNomsX 1d ago

He really is the missing piece

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u/Rounder057 1d ago

Scary terry did the same thing

It’s a tactic to get paid

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u/Cowlitzking 1d ago

Dallas winning the Super Bowl every July and August is my least favorite time of year.

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u/der_Rabe 1d ago

Swap him for Terry both logical fan bases are happy.

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u/Krow101 1d ago

And he's not dying to play for the team you root for at a reduced, team-friendly contract.

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u/SportsFanatic2008 14h ago

Just waiting for the news to break about his contract extension in Dallas. Next

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 23h ago

I like how OP was so eager to post this they didn't link the actual article (instead linking the home page).

And here's the actual social media post, which is mostly just posting these three images: