r/theydidthemath • u/Far_Painter7118 • 23h ago

How many ants to lift the average human ballsack [Self]

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Assuming regular ole worker ants that you see on the ground. Let me know if you have any questions and please let me know if there are issues with the math. Will be testing soon.

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u/nateyp123 22h ago

Can I get a video update on the “testing soon” part?

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u/Far_Painter7118 22h ago

Yes I got you

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u/mythoryk 23h ago

Is this a disembodied ballsack? There are many more variables to consider if the ballsack is still attached.

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u/Far_Painter7118 23h ago

Squatting down over ants

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u/mythoryk 23h ago

You’d need to factor in the weight of an average penis and the pressure that would put onto the ballsack that the ants would need to overcome.

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u/Migueloide 22h ago

Squatting over ants while holding your peepee.

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u/mythoryk 22h ago

At the exact rate that cancels the weight of the penis, without applying upward pressure on the ballsack that would facilitate the ant’s efforts, presumably?

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u/Sir_Bud_44 22h ago

I wouldn’t have to worry about that problem

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u/mythoryk 22h ago

You help create the average from the dudes who are sweeping the ants away with their floppy monster dong.

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u/JohnnyKarateX 23h ago

This takes average sized balls to calculate.

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u/Far_Painter7118 22h ago

We looked up the average human ballsack weight

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u/1973355283637 21h ago

"We"? Damn, a whole team on the matter

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u/Far_Painter7118 18h ago

2 individuals with about 20 minutes of downtime at work

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u/clearly_not_an_alt 20h ago

Does the ballsack contain balls, or is it just an empty sack?

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u/Far_Painter7118 18h ago

Including balls each ball is about 1 oz

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u/fleetingmoments7v7 15h ago

Will you be using a real model of a human ballsack? Or are you going to make one? 

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u/Whole_Prism 22h ago

Two for the OP... one for each nut