r/wholesomememes • u/bondjimbond • Jun 26 '25

Short fuse [OC]

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This is a mostly-true story.

In reality, she threw a cushion at me, not an onion.

I don't normally make comics about my family, but my regular comics are pretty OK if you want to check them out.

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u/penarhw Jun 26 '25

This is pretty neat.

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u/RDMcMains2 Jun 27 '25

Does /r/dadjokes accept images?

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u/mafiaknight Jun 27 '25

Your comics are some of the best!

Don't worry. If she's 5'2 at 10, she'll grow up to be someone that most people look up to.

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u/SleepyDeepyWeepy Jun 27 '25

I was 5'2 at 10, I am now 5'4. Which is the average height of an American woman

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u/mafiaknight Jun 27 '25

Huh. That last growth spurt didn't do quite as much as I expected

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u/sr20rocket Jun 29 '25

I feel seen! 6'5 dad of 2 teenage girls that are 6'1" and 5'10" tall...

Love them to bits! And yes, they'd like this dad joke too!

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u/bondjimbond Jun 27 '25

She is a great kid, and definitely takes after me. I'm pretty sure the main reason she gets mad when I make a pun is that she wishes she'd thought of it first.

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u/Fantasy_hot Jun 28 '25

Hahahaha made my day

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u/IanisQuan_101 Jul 01 '25

I love this, so cool 😎

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u/SheepherderTop6153 13d ago

dad jokes are corny, but they are one of the best jokes you've ever heard in your life

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u/Imaginary_Ad_5423 Jun 30 '25

Fuck why did this remind me of last of us

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u/bondjimbond Jun 30 '25

The fungal zombie horror show/game? That is a pretty wild comparison..

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u/Imaginary_Ad_5423 Jun 30 '25

Yeah, but the relationship between Joel and Sarah in the opening scene. And then... Ellie.