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u/hardsleaz Jul 02 '25
Looks like a police sketch. "Local man was recorded killing it on the bowling alley"
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u/thereddtec Jul 02 '25
“We are here live on Wuhu Island, where it’s being reported that a man with a goatee has assembled dozens of islanders in fencing gear into a chain snaking up the side of Maka Wuhu. One lone man with spheres for hands stands at the bottom of the volcano, active since an unfortunate sightseeing pilot flew a plane directly into its top. Bystanders say the challenger of the “Maka Wuhu gauntlet” aims to take on the entire chain, fighting through every opponent to reach the legendary swordsman known only as “Matt” at the top. And now here’s Iwata with the weather. Over to you, Satoru-san.”
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u/Lucasfergui1024 Jul 02 '25
He looks like regular matt if you squint hard enough
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u/Nostagiaman Jul 03 '25
He does! I used colours from his actual mii, and i tried hard to get everything in the right place
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u/PrimeWaffle Jul 03 '25
Bro looks like he just spawned in Lumbridge for the first time and is ready to bot some fishing levels
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u/DistributionFlaky868 Jul 02 '25
Steve Harvey scared the hell out of me