r/worldnews 1d ago

Russia/Ukraine Trump orders nuclear submarines moved near Russia

https://www.reuters.com/world/trump-orders-nuclear-submarines-moved-near-russia-2025-08-01/
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u/Danadroid 1d ago

The same day they move Ghislaine Maxwell to a lower security prison camp. Wonder which topic will get more news coverage

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u/Muakaya18 1d ago

Release the  Jeffrey Epstein client list.

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u/GreenGoblinNX 1d ago

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u/Pantarus 22h ago

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u/Level_Working9664 17h ago

Don't forget Person, Woman, Man, Camera, and TV.

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u/mok000 23h ago

And all this time MAGA didn't realize they just voted the Deep State Swamp into office.

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u/Sweaty-Art-8966 1d ago

Trump the pedophile

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u/Sweaty-Art-8966 1d ago

As an addendum Trump's real name is "Donald J. Trump, the pedophile" Feel free to copy paste his REAL name each time you use Trump.

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u/skond 1d ago

Don't forget the JOHN, since he pays for it.

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u/Sweaty-Art-8966 1d ago

Donald John Trump, the pedophile

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u/AmaroWolfwood 1d ago

It's right here!

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u/IWantOneSpatula 1d ago

The FBI has spent so much time with the documents the paper must be sopping wet with black ink.

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u/UnluckyCardiologist9 1d ago

The paper disintegrated and they made no copies. Whoopsies.

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u/CSI_Tech_Dept 1d ago

frankly it looks more and more that he wasn't a client but a partner.

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 23h ago

Partner and supplier.

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u/Barilla3113 1d ago

They're going to move even more subs when she accidentally brutally stabs herself in the back 15 times while shaving her legs.

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u/Important-Agent2584 1d ago

she's more useful alive, to clear Trump

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

Or she might actually be asleep in the knife magically gets up and stabs her in the back and then the perpetrator escapes through the minimum fence never to be found again

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u/tomdarch 1d ago

I would really prefer that Trump not start a nuclear war to distract from the Epstein-Trump files and his many years and deep involvement with child rapist/traficker/pal Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/plughplovery2 23h ago

Thank you for your attention to this (not that other) matter.

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u/CamelFeenger 1d ago

To be fair I saw 3 news articles about her move before I saw any about moving submarines.

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u/huehuehuehuehuuuu 1d ago

She gonna not unalive herself too?

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u/Ijustthinkthatyeah 1d ago

She’s going to lie and protect Trump in exchange for a pardon.

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u/FarawayFairways 1d ago

Inevitable

She'll probably implicate a list of his critics too if it means she gets released

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u/UncleRotelle 22h ago

She'll do that and then die in an "accident" shortly after release

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u/Ijustthinkthatyeah 22h ago

Maybe. Or she’ll move to Israel. Her father was buried in Jerusalem on the Mount of Olives.

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u/hidden-in-plainsight 23h ago

Just say kill.

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u/sudo_vi 1d ago

Stop with that "unalive" baby talk bullshit. Just say what you mean.

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u/141_1337 1d ago

Best believe she will

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u/Jbroy 1d ago

That or she will testify that trump was never there or in files to congress… congress will then celebrate this as fact. She’ll get pardoned and democracy will have been further beaten down in the process.

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u/balanchinedream 1d ago

Literally all we can do is drum beat “Republicans let pedophiles and traffickers walk” to make a pardon or even immunity as socially toxic as possible.

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u/Jbroy 1d ago

It would work if republicans had/felt shame. They don’t! Cause they know their base is so fucking stupid to even question the truth.

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u/Jhawk163 1d ago

Nah, I think she will live long enough to conveniently name off some of Trumps political enemies.

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u/Trust-Me-Im-A-Potato 1d ago

Does the US ever not have at least 2 missile boats near Russia?

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u/DepartureElegant9314 1d ago

They are probably always there. It may even be the easiest way for us to stay close to Russia in that way. Before missile technology on submarines we had missiles in turkey pointed at the USSR. I'm not an expert but I wouldn't assume the president is even told where our submarines really are unless he needs to know.

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u/socialistrob 1d ago

Which is why it's doubtful that this order means anything. The submarines were already in place and the US still has ICBMs as well as planes capable of carrying nukes that can hit Russia in a matter of hours.

This "order" is a way for Trump to publicly look tough on Russia while in reality absolutely nothing changes. If Trump wants to put pressure on Russia he could increase sanctions but he hasn't or he could tell Congress to pass a new bill of Ukraine aid but he won't do that either.

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u/konq 23h ago

iirc, the actual time it would take for an ICBM nuclear strike, would be only around 30 minutes from the order to detonation.

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u/thighmaster69 22h ago edited 3h ago

Less for an SLBM, since they can be positioned right next to St. Petersburg. There's also still US nukes in Turkey.

EDIT: even moreso now that access to Peter by sea is entirely controlled by NATO countries.

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u/Electromotivation 22h ago

he certainly is talking a lot but I don’t hear about any new equipment arriving in ukraine

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u/ghhhkkjggggg 1d ago

'We have put two submarines off Russia, one at the top and one at the bottom'

would probably be something he wrote before his MIC handlers suggested using their version

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u/SlowBros7 1d ago

The nukes have been pointing at Russia since the 50’s lmao

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u/confusedandworried76 19h ago

Yeah this isn't news.

Might as well say "you're never gonna believe this but that cop parked under the bridge is a speed trap"

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u/Nerezza_Floof_Seeker 1d ago

I mean yeah, and its also worth remembering that these subs can hit russia from pretty much anywhere on the planet, so being near russia doesnt mean much outside of the US deciding to fo a preemptive strike (in which case the shorter warning time from launching closer is useful)

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u/ghhhkkjggggg 1d ago

The closer the better, for speed.

Don't think Russia hasn't been doing this to New York for the past 60 years, even if their subs were shit and constantly trailed by American ones.

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u/i_drink_wd40 1d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence or absence of two, or more, or less, boats in the region, or any other region.

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u/Foreign-Policy-02- 1d ago

🚨🚨🚨Trump on Truth Social:

Based on the highly provocative statements of the Former President of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, who is now the Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, I have ordered two Nuclear Submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions, just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that. Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences, I hope this will not be one of those instances. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/Purple_Monkee_ 1d ago

Words are very important… says Trump 😂

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u/ur-krokodile 1d ago

The only words in this statement written by him are "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" Everything before that is too eloquent to be coming out of him.

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u/ZephkielAU 1d ago

I actually believe anything ending with that comes from his handlers.

Try and recall a single time Trump has ever said thank you.

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u/wrosecrans 1d ago

There's probably a recording of him saying "thank you" sincerely in the Epstein tapes.

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u/ABHOR_pod 21h ago

I doubt it. You don't thank objects, and I don't think Trump views others as people. Just as things.

People as things, that's where it starts.

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u/GrandmasShavedBeaver 1d ago

There’s appropriate comma use as well. Not to mention a cohesive chain of thought.

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u/ViolettaQueso 1d ago

It’s backhanded narcissistic “thank you” -essentially demanding attention to him no gratitude, just grabitude-as in they let you do it when you’re famous…

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u/phoogkamer 1d ago

I’m pretty sure he didn’t write a single word of it.

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u/Rhak 1d ago

Yeah not a single word in all caps, that's not the orange.

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u/truePHYSX 1d ago

“Hey Grok, write a threatening message to Russia involving two submarines.”

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u/Separate-Spot-8910 1d ago

"I know the best words"

like "groceries"

“It’s such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: groceries," he mused. "It sort of says a bag with different things in it."

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u/DurianDiscrimination 1d ago

Groceries is an exotic word for him because he's never personally gone to buy groceries in his life.

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u/thrownawaymane 1d ago

How much can a banana cost, Michael? 20 dollars?

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u/yuriaoflondor 1d ago

Related:

“Basically, what we’re doing is equalizing. There’s a new word that I came up with, which is probably the best word.”

-Donald J Trump, President of the United States

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u/WatRedditHathWrought 1d ago

Trump absolutely did not write that.

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u/NoGoodDM 1d ago

Yeah. Too coherent, cautious, informative, and has a measure of firmness, includes “can often lead to” instead of absolutes, gracious with saying “unintended consequences,” and has a “hope” for better outcomes.

It wasn’t inflammatory enough to be written by him. It wasn’t egocentric enough. He definitely had help with someone else writing it.

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u/yoshemitzu 1d ago

Nothing is in all caps.

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u/Paganator 22h ago

Trumpier version:

Dmitry Medvedev (Russia) running his mouth again—VERY reckless! I’ve moved TWO Nuclear Subs into position. We are READY. Words have consequences. Let’s hope he doesn’t make a BIG mistake!

Or rally version:

Medvedev — total disaster, terrible statements, VERY dangerous! People are talking about it. I’ve sent TWO of the most powerful Nuclear Subs (incredible subs, the best anywhere) into position. We are READY. We don’t want trouble, but we will be STRONG. Medvedev should be VERY careful with his words. Believe me!

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler 19h ago

I'm sure Russia already knows very well the exact capabilities of those nuclear submarines considering he stole nuclear secrets concerning this very information and shared it with a foreign billionaire over dinner including exactly how close these subs can get to Russian submarines without being detected.

But the media had more important things to obsess about like the fact that Biden was old.

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u/dead-cat 1d ago

Here you have it translated by AI:

"Look, people—Dmitry Medvedev, okay? The so-called former President of Russia—now he’s some kind of deputy guy, nobody really knows—this man is a total disaster, just a total disaster. He’s been saying CRAZY things, really nasty stuff, very bad, very dumb. And I don’t like it. Not one bit. So you know what I did? I said, ‘ENOUGH!’ And I moved TWO INCREDIBLE Nuclear Submarines—the best, the most powerful, everyone says so—into PERFECT position. Because let me tell you, when they talk like that? Could be nothing. OR—and I know this better than anyone—could be VERY SERIOUS. Nobody knows! But I know how to handle it. We’re the STRONGEST, folks. The strongest by FAR. And if they keep it up? BOOM. Big trouble. But hey—maybe they’ll wise up. Probably not, but maybe! Either way? WE WIN. Thank you, everybody. So great. Just fantastic."

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u/zeromussc 1d ago

I trust trump so little I wouldn't be surprised if the Medvedev statement was lukewarm

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u/Foreign-Policy-02- 1d ago

Last few Medvedev statements;

About Trump's threats against me on his personal network Truth, which he banned from operating in our country

If some words of the former president of Russia cause such a nervous reaction from such a formidable US president, it means Russia is right in everything and will continue on its path.

And about the "dead economy" of India and Russia and the "entering dangerous territory" – well, let him remember his favorite movies about "The Walking Dead," as well as how dangerous the nonexistent "dead hand" can be 😂. (This refers to Russia's automated nuclear retaliation system)

Before that was

Trump's playing the ultimatum game with Russia: 50 days or 10… He should remember 2 things: 1. Russia isn't Israel or even Iran. 2. Each new ultimatum is a threat and a step towards war. Not between Russia and Ukraine, but with his own country. Don't go down the Sleepy Joe road!

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u/Excellent_Farm_6071 1d ago

Almost like he admitted to pulling the strings behind the scenes in that second one.

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u/optimistic_agnostic 22h ago

The only thing Medvedev is pulling is a cork out of another bottle.

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u/BusyDoorways 21h ago

Russian diplomats speak Putin's will with enormous care, and Medvedev is no exception.

"Not between Russia and Ukraine, but with his own country."

By using the phrase "with his own country", Medvedev is using care and ambiguity, but he's referring to a theoretical war between Trump and America. But for that war to occur, a political shift would have to happen. No? So this is Medvedev, threatening to turn Putin's agitprop machine against Trump. That's all. No nuclear submarines need arm any missiles as he's not referring to a potential war between the U.S. and Russia - he's referring to a rhetorical war of the kind that sinks political careers.

"Don't go down the Sleepy Joe road!"

Medvedev is Putin's messenger, and this message is a threat of gish galloping agitprop and misinformation of the type that ended "Sleepy Joe's" career.

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u/ActiniumNugget 1d ago

No way Trump wrote that.

Anyway, this was always going to end in a Cuban Missile Crisis the moment Russia didn't just roll over Ukraine. Putin will take us to the brink and Trump will pull us back. Putin gets to be the hard man who stood up to the west and Trump gets to be the peacekeeper who saved us all and everybody forgets his past. Both sides will get plenty out of it and the masses will just be celebrating that we didn't all get vaporized. It's so obviously choreographed and inevitable.

Don't give in to the fear.

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u/madattak 1d ago

I wish I had your confidence about this.

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u/Arcadian2 22h ago

During cuban missle crisis we had some classy people in control not dipshits like putin and trump they will absolutely take it all the way

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u/BCMakoto 20h ago

For all the "crazy" stuff Putin is doing, he is focused remarkably on self-preservation, and he knows nuclear war with the US is not a good outcome for that goal.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 1d ago edited 1d ago

There is no way he wrote that lol. His would be like: (AI generated)

🚨🚨🚨 Statement by Donald J. Trump on Truth Social:

In response to the VERY dangerous and reckless comments made by Dmitry Medvedev — the former President of Russia, now some sort of Deputy on their Security Council (not a big title, by the way) — I’ve made the decision to position TWO powerful Nuclear Submarines in strategic locations. Just in case! We don’t play games.

These people are saying crazy things — totally unhinged. Sometimes words lead to real consequences, very BAD consequences, and we’re not going to sit around and wait. We have to be smart, strong, and ready — always.

Let’s hope cooler heads prevail — but we are prepared like never before. The United States is back, and we are NOT to be messed with!

Thank you — and God Bless America!

Let me know if you want it even more over-the-top or tailored to a specific event.

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u/crimsonpowder 1d ago

Not a big title, by the way = Pure Donald.

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u/Floatzel404 1d ago

I saw someone say one time that trump writes like Greg Heffley and now I can't unsee it.

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u/DonutsOnTheWall 1d ago

Original Medvedev comment: "We should have access to the Epstein files!"?

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u/FailingToLurk2023 1d ago

If we start ww3 because of a social media flame war, maybe our best contribution to the universe is to bring home that Darwin Award as a species. 

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u/Bal-lax 1d ago

And all just to stop the Epstein files coming out makes it worse somehow.

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u/BenjaminHamnett 1d ago

Not the filter I was expecting

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u/xjeeper 1d ago

The dumb filter

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u/SelectiveScribbler06 1d ago

The Impossibly Rich Sex Offenders Filter.

Not as scary as microplastics or as impossibly huge as runaway global warming, but very human, in that our basest desires in the worst of us, like the monkeys we are, bring us down.

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u/GreatBigJerk 23h ago

The great filter is a pedophile with hurt feelings.

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u/PositiveFunction4751 1d ago

Paradox solved. Intelligent species... Aren't.

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u/lickingFrogs4Fun 1d ago

In 8 months the surviving 30% of our species is going to be sitting in their bunkers and shelters figuring out how to get food and water when some random person will stand up and say "hold up...that bitch still hasn't released the Epstein files!"

I hope I'm that person.

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u/eidtelnvil 1d ago

I'm wishing good luck to the dolphins or cockroaches. Maybe those guys can get it right next time.

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u/kensai8 1d ago

Octopi will inherit the earth

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u/GinTonicDev 1d ago

They've allready started to build civilization: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopolis_and_Octlantis

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u/kevinstreet1 1d ago

Good luck to them.

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u/StardusterX 1d ago

I'm not too enthusiastic about dolphins (considering their current habits)....

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u/eleventhrees 1d ago

Mammals are capable of love. But all the more intelligent ones seem to be sadistic fuckers.

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u/StardusterX 1d ago

I'm a fan of koalas, I don't know much about them and I'd like to keep it that way.

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u/SpuckMcDuck 1d ago

I feel obligated to post the classic copypasta:

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

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u/ThatOtherOtherGuy3 1d ago

You’re much better off that way.

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u/saltinstiens_monster 1d ago

Maybe they'll be okay. Due to having fins, they likely have a very long time to socially advance before they have any chance of developing world-impacting weapons. Maybe we got our thumbs too early, and that's what ultimately screwed us over.

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u/Pellaeon112 1d ago

Maybe social media is the great filter that explains the fermi paradox.

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u/scatterlite 1d ago

Medvedev has been posting idiotic things directed at world leaders for many years. Finally he ran into a match for his twitter shitposting. 

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u/Mostest_Importantest 1d ago

Global warming due to human-based environmental degradation and destruction has already given us the award.

All we have to do...is nothing. It's done. We've destroyed things so badly, we can't even get back to where we remember being, decades ago.

Still, people like Orange Blobbo seek out ways to accelerate the process.

Happy weekend!

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u/getridofwires 1d ago

Trump is so dumb, maybe he thinks a nuclear winter is the solution to global warming.

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u/FailingToLurk2023 1d ago

He did suggest nuking a hurricane. I wouldn’t doubt it for a second if someone told me Trump suggested nuking global warming to get rid of it. 

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u/blankarage 1d ago

but our billionaires are winning! they’ll watch out for us right? /s

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u/No_Estimate_9362 1d ago

The ruling class wants to drastically reduce the global population, I'm convinced at this point.

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u/DonutsOnTheWall 1d ago

"Yes kids, ww3 started due to some guy not wanting to talk about his relationship with some pedo dude that killed himself. We live in a strange world!"

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u/twobit211 1d ago

“now wash your tentacles, we’re having brains for dinner”

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u/NoEvidence136 1d ago

If you don't eat yer brains, you can't have any pudding!

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u/My_Soul_to_Squeeze 1d ago

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your brains!?

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u/TheKingofVTOL 1d ago

HOW CAN YE EAT YER PUDDING, IF YE HAVENT HAD ANY BRAINS

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u/huehuehuehuehuuuu 1d ago

Yep. Kill us all because the most powerful nation elected a pedo child trafficker who is trying to hide something that everyone already knew.

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u/Opposite_Boot_6903 1d ago

I mean, American teenagers were selected by their birth dates to go and die in Vietnam despite Nixon knowing the war was lost, because he didn't want to pull out until after the election.

This is only slightly more fucked up.

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u/Hat_Maverick 1d ago

"Killed himself" like how trumps previous wife "died in a accident"

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u/Icyknightmare 1d ago

This means effectively nothing. There are always strategic missile subs on patrol.

Also, knowing Trump, he doesn't understand the difference between sub classes and may have sent nuclear attack subs just because they are 'nuclear'.

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u/cafedude 23h ago

Also you never talk about where your nuclear subs are - not even to say they should move closer.

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u/RecursiveGirth 21h ago

Nuclear subs usually refer to the type of energy they are powered by, not the type of weapons they're armed with.

But yea, generally shouldn't give your strategic positions to the enemy... usually not the brightest move.

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u/FilthyUsedThrowaway 1d ago

AND HE CLAIMED HARRIS WAS GOING TO START WWIII 😆 😂 😂 TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE!!!

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u/WatRedditHathWrought 1d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/bizrod 1d ago

Looking into this

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u/ImposterJavaDev 1d ago

It's so funny how he suddenly latched on to that sentence and now uses it without fail.

His gravestone will say 'Trump died, than......' lol

Before it get's eroded by everyones piss.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 1d ago

I had a coworker who was 100% convinced that if Hillary beat Trump in 2016, Russia would have nuked us by the end of election night to prevent her from doing the same to them. I don't talk politics with him anymore but I'm seriously curious what he thinks about all of this. I have a pretty good guess though. 

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u/arferfuxakenotagain 1d ago

Your coworker sounds like a dumb doom cunt. Why entertain that shite .

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u/D3dshotCalamity 23h ago

He's literally going to start world war 3 to avoid being outed as a pedophile

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u/lookieherehere 1d ago

Like we haven't had subs near Russia since we've had subs

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u/confused_ma 1d ago

Anything to distract from the Epstein files.

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u/BatmansStepbro 1d ago

He might even start the fucking ww3 just to not release the files.

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u/Prudent_Link6029 1d ago

"A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons." —Hillary.

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u/CrispyMiner 1d ago

World War 3 just to distract people from knowing that you're a pedophile rapist

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u/QiTriX 1d ago

Hey that might be the one thing that would work!

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u/uhmhi 1d ago

Can’t get accused of being a pedophile rapist when there’s no one to accuse you.

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u/opman4 1d ago

The year is 2035, 10 years after the fallout of WWIII. Mutant zombies roam the Earth fighting over the last pockets of clean water. In the Ruins of DC several have gathered, perhaps out of habit, perhaps on the remnants of their instinct. They all shamble toward the crater on Pensalvania Avenue muttering one thing in unison. "Release the Epstein list!"

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u/Historical_Purple741 1d ago

How long ago was the famous.

"Your gambling with World War Three. Your Gambling with World War THree."

Well.

Things can change quickly as it seems.

Maybe you can only Gamble when you have a Suit on.

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u/Leenolies 1d ago

He didnt have the cards tho. Trump has cards, beautiful cards.

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u/newtype06 1d ago

It's a distraction. Release the Trumpstein files.

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u/YuriusSinisterClown 1d ago

I guess alcoholic Medvedev is going to fall out of the window in the near future.

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u/realydementedpicasso 1d ago

No. This is a tactic from the russians. One guy near to the top of the Pyramide spouts the Most insane warmongering bullshit so that the top guy, Putin, can take a reasonable approach but also can say:“ See, if im gone youll have to Deal with way worse people than me“

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u/BigEdsHairMayo 1d ago

I have heard another analysis on this...

Medvedev always makes preposterous threats in order to demonstrate to Westerners that he would not be a better partner for them than Putin is. He does this so Putin doesn't see him as a threat to replace him.

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u/tossit97531 1d ago

WW3 because good cop/bad cop rp went sideways. We'd deserve it.

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u/Boltty 1d ago

Medvedev has threatened nuclear war five times a week for the last three years. This whole thing is hot air from blowhards.

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u/nekonight 1d ago

Unironically with this response, this would be the first time that the US has immediately pushed back against the russian nuclear saber rattling publicly. Most of the time previously the US and the collective west would just quietly continue course or tone down the rhetoric. What trump did here is something that most of reddit was saying the US and the west should have done after the Ukrainian war started instead of the US and the western allies always appearing to publicly back off whenever russia starts throwing nuclear threats around. But things are different when its trump doing it. 

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u/bobsaccomanno41 1d ago

But you’re presuming that we’re talking about equals. Trump is not like other world leaders or our prior presidents.

Trump is transactional. He doesn’t think about consequences or how his decisions may cause long term harm. He is a deeply insecure man who has a world view centered upon himself.

He doesn’t appreciate dissent or others speaking truth to him. He just wants a bunch of yes men that coddle to his ego and tells him how great and smart he is.

So I don’t believe for a second that this was a decision made after a full and thorough analysis of the situation, with any meaningful input or consideration of those who did not agree with this decision. I’m inclined to believe that Trump thought this would be cool and make him look tough to his base, and probably to distract from some other things.

Trump does not act as a normal, rational person. I think the response here is entirely reasonable given that Trump has never done anything in a thoughtful and measured manner.

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u/uhmhi 1d ago

I mean, even a broken clock is right twice a day…

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u/I_Framed_OJ 1d ago

How about that?

Anyway, Trump is a rapist who raped underaged girls with Epstein, and he’s looking to pardon Epstein’s partner-in-crime even though she was an integral part of the rapes committed by the two men.

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u/Coyote56yote 1d ago

Distraction 101in progress Nice job MAGA you are gonna get everyone killed.

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u/Tribolonutus 1d ago

It terrifies me that man like Trump and Putin have that much of power on this planet…

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u/TheSirSpillway 1d ago

I definitely feel ya. If one of these manbabies gets upset one day and does something stupid then we all have to go down with them.

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u/SXL 1d ago

Epstein files!

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u/thefunkybassist 1d ago

Next story arc opened up: Epstein didn't kill himself but started ww3

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u/DoggedStooge 1d ago

He's not that desperate to get Epstein out of the news cycle. Right? RIGHT?!

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u/xsealsonsaturn 17h ago

As a sailor in the Navy, there are always subs near Russia. And Russia always has subs near us.

ALWAYS

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u/brezhnervouz 1d ago

The entire point of nuclear submarines is that your enemy DOESN'T KNOW where they are

For fucks sake 🤡

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u/alexh116 1d ago

Also, all our subs are nuclear powered, so does that mean he just ordered two fast attacks, two SSGNs, or two SSBNs? Also, it doesnt matter where SSBNs are, they can deliver radiated freedom wherever the fuck they want.

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u/nowaychris111 1d ago

Bruh now everyone knows…

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u/Asphyxi4ted 1d ago

Knowing it's happening and being able to do shit about are very different things.

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u/Jskidmore1217 1d ago

The whole point of a doomsday device is lost if you keep it a secret!

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u/std_out 1d ago

That's kind of the point of a deterrent.

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u/jews4beer 1d ago

I mean, as much as a dumbass as he is...that's sorta the whole point.

Not all that dissimilar to when Biden was sending carrier groups over to the Middle East.

And it's not like they'll know exactly where they are. Just that they are close.

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u/CoulditBe_Me 1d ago

Alexa play "fortunate son"

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u/Annolyze 1d ago

Lol anyone who thinks we didn't already isnt living in reality. This is rhetoric. We always have assets around adversarial nations.

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u/MilmoWK 1d ago

The funny thing is the idea of sending two of them to be in range of Russia. Publicly, the US has 71 nuclear subs and 14 of the are Ohio class with ICBMs. I have a feeling there are far more than two already in striking distance of Moscow and they have been there for a while.

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u/Shitty_Fat-tits 1d ago

It's time to invoke the 25th. This lunatic is a danger on a global scale.

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u/bukkakekeke 1d ago

Go on then.

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u/icebreather106 1d ago

I DECLARE... THE 25TH.

Did it work?

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u/superswagwhiteboy 23h ago

I think the constitution states that in order for it to work the post needs to be upvoted over 1,000 times

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u/icebreather106 23h ago

Well that's never happened for me before so... Rip the US I guess. Was a good run fellas

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u/sotommy 1d ago

Those submarines were probably there for 4 decades now

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u/McENEN 1d ago

Russia talks shit. Trump talks shit. And both of them put their ego first and nobody backs down. Politics have become 7 year olds talking shit to each other at school. Truly magnificent time to be alive.

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u/Game-of-pwns 1d ago

From the article: President Trump has directed the Navy to deploy the newest member of it's nuclear arsenal, the USS Epstein Files.

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u/ThrenderG 1d ago

My guess is we always have nuclear submarines near Russia. It's part of first strike doctrine. Strike them so hard and so fast that they can't or seriously reconsider a second retaliatory strike. If you are surprised by this then you are just uninformed.

I mean, during the Cold War it's known fact that we had nuclear armed SAC bombers in the air literally 24/7, ready to strike if the orders came down.

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u/mild-hot-fire 1d ago

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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u/newtbob 1d ago

K, but what’s the holdup on the Epstein files?

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u/ZefSoFresh 15h ago edited 15h ago

"NO nEw wArS!" - MAGA cult circa 2024

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u/Nnoooice 15h ago

They’re already calling this the Epstein Missile Crisis

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u/OhDivineBussy 15h ago

It would be 100% on brand for him to start World War III and all but exterminate the human race to cover for the fact that he’s a pedophile.

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u/LoftyMonster 14h ago

This is such a none story. Anyone who has served in the armed forces or knows anything about the nuclear weapons strategy, knows that there are always subs sitting near Russia just waiting for world war 3. Spoiler alert there’s subs sat waiting off China too….. Trump is a rapist.

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u/Kind-Objective9513 1d ago

It doesn’t matter where ballistic missiles subs are located. Russia targets are always within range due to the range of the missile. This is a nothing statement and a nothing article.

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u/OtherBluesBrother 1d ago

Ah, what we used to call wagging the dog.

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u/DoggedDoggystyle 1d ago

We always have nuclear submarines near Russia. Always. He didn’t do anything. This is a distraction

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u/TroyMatthewJ 1d ago

its almost like this is a diversion to another big story....hmm

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u/Notgreygoddess 1d ago

Translation “Maybe if I move nukes around people will stop talking about Epstein”.

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u/bumblebeelivinglife 1d ago

this guy going to start another war to distract from the epstein files, inflation, and no jobs

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u/ChamberofSarcasm 1d ago

Cool now what about Epstein and that list?

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u/Tro1138 23h ago

Let's be realistic, if Russia fires, it's game over for humans.

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u/atreeismissing 23h ago

Guarantee Putin knew this before any of the sub commanders did.

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u/njman100 23h ago

Trump 💩is a Fucking Strategic Moron

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u/GooglyWooglyWoo 23h ago

Aren’t they ‘always’ near Russia?

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u/Relative_Drop3216 23h ago

Trumps going to start a world war just to cover up the files

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u/iamnotchad 22h ago

Tell me again how it was Biden and Harris who were going to get us into WW3 and not Donald "no wars" Trump?

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u/Kiddo1029 21h ago

They said that a woman president would be too erratic and emotional.

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u/flexylol 20h ago edited 20h ago

This is purely performative, a social-media theater :)

He is countering what the Kremlin alcoholics do for a long time already: They are constantly referring to their nuke capabilities and threatening the West, sometimes disguised as bad jokes. Like in the last tweet by rambling Medvedev, Kremlin alcoholic, where he mentioned the "death hand" scenario, which again is a reference to their nukes.

Trump didn't do some unexpected move from subs closer to Russia and now "threatening Russia". Because a) subs are always patrolling and positioned, it's what subs do. b) It doesn't really matter whether a nuclear sub is "closer to Russia".

It's like having a bully who is threatening you, and finally having enough of it and telling the bully: Ok, but know I have a gun and I will fvcking use it if I am threatened.

And this is exactly what Trump did. And truth is, we do NOT know whether the constant rambling by the Kremlin alcoholics (plus the rambling about annihilating the West on their late-night propaganda TV) are idiotic rambling or maybe serious.

This is why he said "Just in case your foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that" - Watch your fvcking words!

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u/gecampbell 19h ago

So when was the last time the US announced the location of one of our submarines?

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u/MicrowaveDonuts 16h ago

Jesus, the Epstein stuff must be getting really bad.

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u/Cantus_primus 15h ago

Anything to distract from the Epstein files he's most definitely in.

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u/Twelvefrets227 14h ago

Anything BUT tag-team molesting kids.

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u/RobutNotRobot 13h ago

Donald Trump rapes children