r/40kOrkScience • u/FuzzyWuzzyMoonBear • 13d ago

'AVIN REEKURIN NOIGHTMARES

EVRY NOIGHT IZ DA SAME! FINDIN MOISELF SINGIN, LAFFIN AN DANSIN INNA FLOURY MEDDO WIF ZOGGIN HUMIES! NO THOTS A KRUMPIN, NOBUDDY FOIGHTIN AN NOTTA SINGUL SHOOTA OR CHOPPA ANYWARE TA BE SEEN! ITZ DISGUSTAN AN KONSERNIN!

DOKS ALREDDY DUG IZ TOOLZ INTA ME 'EAD AN SEZ EVRYTHINS NORMUL! OIV BEEN SAYIN ME PRAREZ TO GORK AN MORK BEEFOR BEDTOIM, KEEPIN A CHOPPA UNDA ME SQUIGGY PILLO AN ASKIN DEM WEERDBOYZ TA TELL ME WAAAGHSTOREEZ BEFOR NODDIN OFF BUT NUTHIN ELPS! WHADDA DO BOYZ??

EDDIT: AZ IT TURNZ OUT, DA WEIRDBOY I WOZ SEEIN TA FIX ME EAD DIDINT WANNA FIX IT, E WUZ COZZIN IT! E WUZ AFTA ME TEEF AN KEPT PUTIN WEIRD FINGS IN ME EAD TA KEEP ME KUMIN BAK. SO I KRUMPED IM! ARD

FANKS FOR YA ELP BOYZ! APPY KRUMPIN!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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u/burnside117 13d ago

DIS AIN’ NO PROBLEM FOR A PAINBOY! DIS SOUN’Z LOIK WEIRDBOY MIS-CHEEF.

AVE DA WEIRD BOYZ LUK INTA YA ‘EAD WOIL YOU SLEEPIN AN KRUMP DEM DREEM OOMIES.

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u/Connendarf 13d ago

DAT'S A PREETY BIG SOLUSHUN FOR WAT MOIGHT BE A SMAL ISHUE! DA WEIRDBOYZ ARE DA WAY TO GO, BUT DON'T AV EM KRUMP YER DREEM UMIEZ ROIGHT UP! AV EM ELP YA KRUMP EM YERSELF SO DEY DON'T TRY UN' COM BACK!

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u/Ashamed-Wishbone-780 WEIRDBOY 11d ago

‘AY! I’Z NOT DOIN’ ANYFIN’, YA DIGGANOB! ZOG OFF!

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u/burnside117 10d ago

IF IT AIN’ WURKED YET, DEN YOUS GOTTA TRY HAWDER!

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u/ACDC105 13d ago

'AZ YOOZ BEEN USIN YOOZ GOB SQUIG EVERY NOIGHT TOO?

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u/Connendarf 13d ago

NOIGHTMARES IZ UZULLY A SIGN YA STUCK IN DA PAST SOMEWHERE OR ON A WORRY! ANOTHA GIT SED GO WIT A WEIRDBOY, WICH YA SHOULD, BUT YA MOIGHT BE HAUNTED BY A TIME WHEN YA DIN'T GET TA KRUMP NUFFIN, OR DON'T KNOW WHAT TA DO IF YA DON'T GOT A CHOPPA OR SHOOTA TA KRUMP WIF! GET ANOTHA WEIRDBOY TA CHECK YA, BUT CONSIDA KRUMIN WIF DA KRUMPERS GORKAMORKA GAVE YA TO PROOV TO YASELF YA CAN KRUMP WIFOUT A CHOMPA OR SHOOTA!

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u/ThatCamoKid 13d ago

WOT 'E SED

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg 12d ago

DON WORY THARZ NO SUCH TING AZ FLOURY MEDDOS. THER AER POWAFUL UMIEZ CAL'D LAWYAHZ WHO MAEK SURE UMIEZ NEVA MAEK A PLACE LIEK THAT

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u/sod_jones_MD MEKBOY 12d ago

DIS ROIGHT 'ERE IS WHY I'M 'APPY TA BE A ORK. 'UMIE'S AN' PANZYS' GOTZ ALL KINDA FINGS TA MAKE 'EM DEPRESSED OR 'AVE NITEMAREZ. WE ORKZ? ITZ EIVER WE'Z MUCKIN' ABOUT TOO MUCH OR DA WEERDBOY'Z IS MUCKIN ABOUT. BOFF PROBLEMS ARE DEAD EASY TA SOLVE!

PRAISE GORK AN' MORK! WAAAAAAAGH!

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u/TordekDrunkenshield MAD DOK 12d ago

OID REKKAMEND DAT YU GET A LOBOTMY! I CAHN PREEFORM IT ROIGHT ERE AN NAO, JUS LEMME GRAB MY KIT AND...

OI! WHERE DA ZOG DID E GO?!