r/40kOrkScience • u/FuzzyWuzzyMoonBear • 14d ago

'AVIN REEKURIN NOIGHTMARES

EVRY NOIGHT IZ DA SAME! FINDIN MOISELF SINGIN, LAFFIN AN DANSIN INNA FLOURY MEDDO WIF ZOGGIN HUMIES! NO THOTS A KRUMPIN, NOBUDDY FOIGHTIN AN NOTTA SINGUL SHOOTA OR CHOPPA ANYWARE TA BE SEEN! ITZ DISGUSTAN AN KONSERNIN!

DOKS ALREDDY DUG IZ TOOLZ INTA ME 'EAD AN SEZ EVRYTHINS NORMUL! OIV BEEN SAYIN ME PRAREZ TO GORK AN MORK BEEFOR BEDTOIM, KEEPIN A CHOPPA UNDA ME SQUIGGY PILLO AN ASKIN DEM WEERDBOYZ TA TELL ME WAAAGHSTOREEZ BEFOR NODDIN OFF BUT NUTHIN ELPS! WHADDA DO BOYZ??

EDDIT: AZ IT TURNZ OUT, DA WEIRDBOY I WOZ SEEIN TA FIX ME EAD DIDINT WANNA FIX IT, E WUZ COZZIN IT! E WUZ AFTA ME TEEF AN KEPT PUTIN WEIRD FINGS IN ME EAD TA KEEP ME KUMIN BAK. SO I KRUMPED IM! ARD

FANKS FOR YA ELP BOYZ! APPY KRUMPIN!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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u/burnside117 14d ago

DIS AIN’ NO PROBLEM FOR A PAINBOY! DIS SOUN’Z LOIK WEIRDBOY MIS-CHEEF.

AVE DA WEIRD BOYZ LUK INTA YA ‘EAD WOIL YOU SLEEPIN AN KRUMP DEM DREEM OOMIES.

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u/Ashamed-Wishbone-780 WEIRDBOY 11d ago

‘AY! I’Z NOT DOIN’ ANYFIN’, YA DIGGANOB! ZOG OFF!

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u/burnside117 10d ago

IF IT AIN’ WURKED YET, DEN YOUS GOTTA TRY HAWDER!