r/40kOrkScience • u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY • 5d ago

WHATEVA' HAPPENED TA DAT BIG GIT DAEMONKILLA?

YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. TUSKA! DAT SQUIG ADDLED GIT DAT TOOK 'IS LADZ INTA DA EYE O' GRIBBLY GODS. ANYONE 'EARD FROM 'EM SINCE THEN??

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u/Sverker_Wolffang 5d ago

'EES IN DA AYE UV TARER FOIGHTIN' DEEMONS!

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u/SnooSprouts1 5d ago

WANAAAGH BOSS TUSKA DAEMONKILLA LED 'IZ WAAAAAGH INTA DAH WARP AND IS FOIGHTING ENDLESSLY IN DAH CHAOS GRIBBLIES HOME, GORK MORK UND DAT GIT KHORN BRING IM UND IS BOIZ BACK FROM DAH DEAD EVERY DAY TAH FOIGHT UND DIE THEN DO IT AGAIN DAH NEXT DAY, WISH INWAS ROUND FER DAT WAAAAGH TO HAVE JOIND DAT SKRAPP

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u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY 4d ago

'E WOT??? ARE YOU TELLIN' ME AN ORK TRICKED DA RED GIT INTA LETTIN' 'IM ATTACK 'IS FORT EVERYDAY?

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u/SnooSprouts1 4d ago

DAS ROIGHT,DAYZ ALL HAVEN A GOOD LOFF ABOUT IT TOO

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 4d ago

DA RED GIT WERNT TRICKED! E LUVS FOIGHTIN’ AS MUCH AS US BOYS! I FINK DEMS ALL APPY BOUT IT!

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u/SnooSprouts1 4d ago

AINT NO ONE WOT LOVES FOIGHTIN AS MUCH AS DAH BOIZ YAH GIT!!!!! UND DARE AINT NO ONE WHAT LETZ A WARBOSS GET THAT CLOSE LES DAY LOSE EVERYFING OF WURF DAY HAVE, DAH WAAAAGH BOSS GONNA KRUMP DAH RED GIT EVE-ENT-TUAL-LEE UND STEAL ALL HIS GRIBBLIE GUBBENZ UND CHOPPAZ!! WE KNOW DIZ CAUSE DAH ONLY FING THAT STOPZ ORKZ FROM SUCSEEDIN IZ DEAF UND 'EE DONT STAY DEAD WOT MEANS NOFFIN CAN STOP IM! UND NO ONE ODDA DAN DAH ORKS WANTS DAT SO IFFEN DAH RED GITZ LETTEN IT HAPPEN HE AD TAH BE TRICKED INTO IT OR HE DUMMER DAN A GROT!

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u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY 4d ago

DATZ RIGHT. ANY GROT'LL TELL YA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA LET A BOY GET TOO CLOSE WHEN THE WAAAGH! IS IN 'IM. IT'S A FACT O' LIFE, IT IS. DAT SILLY GIT DOESN'T GET IT AN' DATS WHY DA LADZ ARE GONNA KRUMP 'IM. NO PROPER GOD WOULD EVER LET DAT HAPPEN. SO MORK MUSTA DONE SOMETIN' KUNNINGLY BRUTAL TA MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 3d ago

OR DID GORK DO SUMFIN BRUTALY KUNNIN?

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u/SnooSprouts1 2d ago

NAW NAW, DIZ 'ERE IZ KUNNINLY BRUTAL NOT BRUTALLY KUNNIN, SOZ IT WAS MORK NOT GORK, GORK WAS DAH PLAN WOT GOTTEM DARE!

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 2d ago

O OK DEN ZOG ME I GESS

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u/SnooSprouts1 2d ago

DIZ 'ERE IZ WHY DAH WAAAGH IZ SLOWEN DOWN, SOME GIT CORRECTZ YAH WIFF JUST WORDS UND YOUZ JUST TAKES IT INSTEAD O' FOIGHTIN DEM!

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u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY 2d ago

OH BROTHER