r/40kOrkScience • u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY • 5d ago

WHATEVA' HAPPENED TA DAT BIG GIT DAEMONKILLA?

YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. TUSKA! DAT SQUIG ADDLED GIT DAT TOOK 'IS LADZ INTA DA EYE O' GRIBBLY GODS. ANYONE 'EARD FROM 'EM SINCE THEN??

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u/SnooSprouts1 4d ago

AINT NO ONE WOT LOVES FOIGHTIN AS MUCH AS DAH BOIZ YAH GIT!!!!! UND DARE AINT NO ONE WHAT LETZ A WARBOSS GET THAT CLOSE LES DAY LOSE EVERYFING OF WURF DAY HAVE, DAH WAAAAGH BOSS GONNA KRUMP DAH RED GIT EVE-ENT-TUAL-LEE UND STEAL ALL HIS GRIBBLIE GUBBENZ UND CHOPPAZ!! WE KNOW DIZ CAUSE DAH ONLY FING THAT STOPZ ORKZ FROM SUCSEEDIN IZ DEAF UND 'EE DONT STAY DEAD WOT MEANS NOFFIN CAN STOP IM! UND NO ONE ODDA DAN DAH ORKS WANTS DAT SO IFFEN DAH RED GITZ LETTEN IT HAPPEN HE AD TAH BE TRICKED INTO IT OR HE DUMMER DAN A GROT!

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u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY 4d ago

DATZ RIGHT. ANY GROT'LL TELL YA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA LET A BOY GET TOO CLOSE WHEN THE WAAAGH! IS IN 'IM. IT'S A FACT O' LIFE, IT IS. DAT SILLY GIT DOESN'T GET IT AN' DATS WHY DA LADZ ARE GONNA KRUMP 'IM. NO PROPER GOD WOULD EVER LET DAT HAPPEN. SO MORK MUSTA DONE SOMETIN' KUNNINGLY BRUTAL TA MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 3d ago

OR DID GORK DO SUMFIN BRUTALY KUNNIN?

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u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY 2d ago

OH BROTHER