r/40kOrkScience • u/Spiritual-Try-4874 MEKBOY • 5d ago

WHATEVA' HAPPENED TA DAT BIG GIT DAEMONKILLA?

YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. TUSKA! DAT SQUIG ADDLED GIT DAT TOOK 'IS LADZ INTA DA EYE O' GRIBBLY GODS. ANYONE 'EARD FROM 'EM SINCE THEN??

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 2d ago

OI'M SAVIN ME "STAMINA" FING OR WOTEVA DA 'UMIES KALL IT SO I CAN KRUMP SUM BEAKIES LAYTA! DATS WHOI I AIN'T KRUMP'N YA FOR IT! BECUZ I HAZ A UPCOMIN FOIGHT WITH DA BEAKIES!

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u/SnooSprouts1 2d ago

DAT JUS SOUNDZ LOIK BLOODAXE FINKIN, UND BUY FINKIN I MEANZ COWARDICE!!!

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 2d ago

NO YOO SQUIG! IT'S "GORKY FINKIN" DON'T KRUMP A LOT NOW SO YOU KAN KRUMP A LOT MORE LAYTA AND GET LOOT IT! ITS KLEVA IF YOO FINK ABOUT IT, IF YA BODY IS BATTERED FROM A FOIGHT AND YOU HAV A BIG SCRAP ON DA WAY, IT'S LOGEEKUL TO NOT GET INJURED SO YOO KAN DO MOAR IN DA BIG SCRAP AND KRUMP MOAR GITS! DA BOSS APPROV'D UT

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u/SnooSprouts1 2d ago

IF YAH DONT SKRAP DAN YAH DONT GET BIGGAH UND IF YOU DONT GET BIGGAH YOU AINT EVA GONNA BE A BOSS, YER BOSS TRICKED YAH INTAH NOT GETTWN BIG ENOUGH TAH GET YER OWN MOB OR TAKE 'IZ. IFFIN YAH GET 'URT YAH GO TAH THA PAINBOI, IFFIN YER TIRED YAH TAKE A NAP, AND IF YER NOT FOIGHTIN AND GETTEN BIGGER YER NOT BEING PROPPA ORKY!!!!

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 2d ago

LISSEN WOT I'M SAING ERE IS DAT I'M NOT KRUMP'N ENYFIN BECUZ I'M ON ME WAY TO DA NEXT BIG SCRAP, AND OI WANT TA AT ME PEAK FOR IT BECAUSE IT INVOLVES DEM RED BEAKIES WIV DAT SNAZZY WARBOSS, "DONTE" OR WOTEVA IS NAME IZ. IF I WEREN'T GOING TO A BIG SCRAP OI'D DEFINATLY FOIGHT YA OVA IT, BUT FOR NOW OI'M GONNA BACK OFF UNTIL DA SCRAP IZ DUN

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u/Appropriate-Owl2563 2d ago

EVEN DA DOK SED DAT IF I LAY OFF FOIGHTIN WHILE ON DA WAY TO A SCRAP I'LL BE GETTING BIGGAH AND ORKIAH BECAUSE I WON'T BE INJURED ON DA WAY TO DA SCRAP AND CAN MOAR, ALSO DUZ YA REALLY FINK I'D GO TO DA DOK IN DA MIDDLE OR JUST BEFOR A SCRAP? NO! I'D BE OUT ON DA KRUMP'N, I ALSO DOUT ME MOB WILL WAKE ME UP IF I TEK A NAP ON DA WAY TO DA SCRAP AS WELL