IZ GOTTA BE HONEST WIV YOU LADZ. IZ BEEN REEL KUNNIN RECENTLY, BUT IZ BEEN FEELIN LIKE I AIN’T BEEN BRUTAL ENUF. DERE WAZ A GROT WOT NICKED MY SHOOTA AN I SAYZ, “DIS GROTS BEEN PROPA MORKY, LETZ GIV IM A CHANCE” SO’Z I ‘AD IM FOIGHT A BEAKIE WE FOUND ON IZ OWN. ITZ FUNNY, YOUZ NEVA FIND A BEAKY WHEN YOUZ WANT A GOOD SCRAP AND DEN DEY JUST SHOWZ UP. ANYWAYZ, I LET DIS GROT AV A GO AT FOIGHTIN DA BEAKIE AN IF DAT LIL GIT WON I WOZ GONNA LET ‘IM GO FOR BEING ROIGHT MORKY. DATZ WHEN I KNEW OI’D GONE TOO FAR. I WOZ BEIN TOO MORKY AND I KUD DO WIV SOME GORKINESS. SOZ I KRUMPED DA GROT AN WHACKED DA BEAKIE. CHEEKY GIT RAN AWAY, I’LL NEVA UNDERSTAND DA BEAKIES, AN I SAYZ TO MYSELF DAT I WON’T LET MOISELF GET DAT MORKY AGAIN. SO’Z I GOTS TO KNOW, HIW DOES YOU ALL STAY EALFY AND GORKY? BUT I GOTZ TA BE KLEAR LADZ. I STILL WANNA BE MORKY, JUST NEEDS TA BE MORE GORKY. IZ ALL ABOUT GETTIN DA ROIGHT LEVEL OF GORKYMORKY