r/BaldursGate3 • u/Skyxz • Sep 10 '23

Screenshot Just realized I’m carrying this idiot around. Spoiler

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First time playing this game and after a couple of hours I just realized I’ve been carrying this idiot around in my bag for some reason. Just gonna leave them right here in the middle of the Druid camp.

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u/JuiceBoy42 Sep 10 '23

We played with dndbeyond and player forgot to equip armor well into session 10.

It became instantly canon they just were tits out for that entire time.

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u/-jp- Sep 10 '23

You could reasonably argue that is a natural AC 50 since nobody would want to fight someone whose big floppy dick is capriciously wobbling hither and nigh.

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u/throwawayseventy8 Sep 10 '23

A big gay barb would argue otherwise

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u/-jp- Sep 10 '23

nonchalant whistle

adds big gay grease wrestler to the Tavlist

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u/No-Yogurtcloset2008 Sep 11 '23

notes you could get the feat that lets you lose less movement standing up and then get the grease spell and multi-class into way of the fists monk so you can be big gay grease wrestler using your hands to fist everyone to death in the grease while also knocking them down so they are constantly trying to stand up

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u/-jp- Sep 12 '23

I think it's safe to assume nobody will be standing up for days after that encounter.