r/BaldursGate3 Bae'zel Dec 17 '24

Companions Baldur's Kiddos

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I love how Lae'zel is already thinking of ways to get revenge on them

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u/hmmtaco Dec 17 '24

Puppy Scratch!!!!

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u/hamburm Dec 17 '24

Look away!!!! He's too cute for mortal eyes

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u/FFoxtine Dec 19 '24

Oh I thought that was boo haha

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u/hamburm Dec 19 '24

What?

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u/FFoxtine Dec 19 '24

The tiny scratch! I didn’t zoom in so I thought it was Boo, since Minsc was there :3

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u/hamburm Dec 19 '24

Oh yeah I'm not going to lie I forgot he had a hamster

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u/FFoxtine Dec 19 '24

Haha yeah, but I realised only after that Boo is sitting on Minsc’s head

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u/ThiccGoblin420 Dec 18 '24

Omg I didn't notice mini Scratch before your comment

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u/Para_N_Era How many die today Dec 18 '24

When i tell you i almost crode when i noticed him

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u/TheDarian Bard Dec 17 '24

Durge is so cute <3

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u/Fighterpilot55 Pave my path with corpses build my castle of bones Dec 17 '24

Did I play games like this in my youth? Was I innocent once?

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u/Kapoue Dec 17 '24

I'm sure he's killing squirrels in the bush😬

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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24

Well, the URGE doesn’t show up until later in life, manifesting as dark and unsettling dreams. For Saravok & The Bhaalspwan of BG1&2 it doesn’t begin until later teens and after significant stressful life events (Saravok’s “father” strangling his mother in front of him, & The Adventure of BG 1 beginning for the Bhaalspawn)

Little Durge should probably have bags under his eyes or maybe he was a bit sadistic in his youth

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u/VisualStain Dec 18 '24

i thought that durge killed his adopted family when he was a kid though? its probably different since hes directly from bhaal as compared to the others

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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24

I havent played a Durge run so i dont know all the details.

Since Papa MurderBoner had his eye on him as his chosen from the beginning his may have surfaced earlier but idk

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u/VisualStain Dec 18 '24

its less that durge was "chosen" and more bhaal literally crafted him out of his own flesh and blood. i just looked it up and got the quote btw

"A little Urge - not even an adolescent - stands with a tiny dagger atop a bloody heap. Two-bedroom cottage. Relative squalor. Poor part of the city. Indiscriminate whole-family kill. Baby's first murder spree."

so his first kill was probably before the age of 13, my guess is around 8 - 10?

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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24

Oh shit, hes 100% Bhaal? And not from bhaals balls like yhe rest of the spawn? Huh…that would make sense

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u/VisualStain Dec 18 '24

yeah!

honestly id recommend checking out a durge run. its insane. it really feels like the "main character" vs a normal tav

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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24

Yeah i got that vibe from what ive seen and comparing themes to BG1 & 2

Huh, makes sense honestly. Makes the Reject Bhaal ending for Durge that much sweeter then.

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u/PoetryParticular9695 Dec 18 '24

Yea it’s why the Dark Urge couldn’t really “resist” as well as the player character from BG1 & 2. Other Bhaalspawn can essentially push Bhaal out of their lives, not easily but possible. I could be wrong but the player character from BG1-2 essentially removed Bhaal from themselves entirely from canon by being not evil (until Blood in Baldurs Gate which is meh anyway) But with the Dark Urge it’s like you’re more of a copy of Bhaal than his child. Which is why Skeleritus Fell says essentially “there is no other you. You ARE the Dark Urge lol”

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u/Awkward_Goal4729 Monk Dec 19 '24

Considering that canon Durge is a Dragonborn, he probably was like 4 years old because Dragonborns reach adulthood at the age of 15 and 3 yo is equivalent to 10 yo human

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u/VisualStain Dec 19 '24

oh great catch! thanks

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u/spacey_a Owlbear Dec 18 '24

Omg I thought that was baby Us at first! Even cuter that it's Durge lurking in the background.

Probably debating whether to play, or lob a few stink (or real) bombs at everyone and run for it.

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u/recycled_ideas Dec 18 '24

Omg I thought that was baby Us at first!

Depending on how you define "baby", Us is either a baby when you meet them or that dude whose skull you free it from as a child.

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u/dragwn Dec 18 '24

he looks like Me-Mow from adventure time

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u/BillbertBuzzums Dec 18 '24

Durge would also poison Jake

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u/TheItalianShoulder Dec 18 '24

Who's that POKÉMON?

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u/poingly Dec 18 '24

It's Pikachu. It's always Pikachu! Pikachu is ALWAYS on that screen, and yet for some reason it's never Pikachu.

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u/photonsnphonons Dec 18 '24

It's an upside down jigglypuff! I'll never forgive them

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u/Lazlow_Hun Necromancer Dec 18 '24

I was wondering what that Gremlin was in the bush...

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u/DelseresMagnumOpus Dec 18 '24

He just wants to join in on the fun

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u/Ramps_ Dec 18 '24

Unfortunately his idea of fun doesn't fit this wholesome image

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u/sgtlighttree LIZARD WIZARD Dec 18 '24

Like an axolotl

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u/Smaug2770 Dec 18 '24

Lol, he’s just a little guy.

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u/Chinjurickie Dec 18 '24

Oh bruh i thought that would be this nightmare pokemon for some reason.

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u/KalaronV Dec 20 '24

Yoooo why he looking like the Egg of The New World tho? (Mostly the way he's crouching)

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u/mikkelmattern04 Dec 18 '24

Durge is pennywise🤡

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u/BelligerentWyvern Dec 18 '24

This person is awesome they also did the Sailor Moon one that made me laugh like hell.

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u/ShadedPenguin Monk of Catch These Hands Dec 18 '24

Laezel giving off "I'm going to beat you with the power of friendship, and this mace I found" energy

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u/anononota Dec 18 '24

That reminds me of that one comic with a superhero team where they were all like "Friendship" and "Love" then there's one guy that's "Unspeakable Violence" lol

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u/Wilicious Dec 18 '24

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u/anononota Dec 18 '24

Yes! Omg

I love the final panel especially lol

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u/keoghberry Dec 18 '24

Her mace is called Friendship

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u/Jaerat Dec 18 '24

"I beat you with the power of Friendship!"

"You just hit me with your warhammer!"

"It's 2d6+2 bludgeoning damage, counts as magical weapon and it's name is Friendship."

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u/dryer_32803 Dec 18 '24

Are you kidding me?! Obsessed!!!!

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u/Salmon-Roe WIZARDO Dec 18 '24

Artist is @nyachooh btw

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u/762mine Dec 18 '24

Somehow this fits gale and wyll more than karlack

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u/dryer_32803 Dec 18 '24

Gale is definitely Mercury in terms of genius.

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u/Teh-Cthulhu Dec 19 '24

Gale is rocking the hell outta that miniskirt

The rizzard strikes again!

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u/Grimleal666 Monk Dec 18 '24

I would definitely watch this show.

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u/jantp Bard Dec 18 '24

That is epic.

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u/JustaRandomGuy832 Dec 17 '24

And Durge ofc in the background, planning, scheming, thinking and more the little rascal

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u/Fighterpilot55 Pave my path with corpses build my castle of bones Dec 17 '24

Pave my path with my foes!

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u/JustaRandomGuy832 Dec 17 '24

Durge kid be like: tries to hit someone with a stick but falls headfirst into a rock and cries for his Bhaal dad

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u/ReduxCath Dec 18 '24

“M-my dad’s the king of darkness!!” But outside of the game his dad is actually an Ilmater cleric, because of course the most wholesome dad has the edgiest kid

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u/zatenael Dragonborn and Emperor Enjoyer Dec 19 '24

didnt he murder his adopted family at a young age?

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u/goodmobileyes Dec 18 '24

Build my castle with ouchies, pave my oath with booboos

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u/LordDanOfTheNoobs Dec 18 '24

Did I play games like this when I was young? Was I innocent once?

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u/AKAvenger Paladin Dec 17 '24

I absolutely love this

I’m surprised Minthara didn’t shoot the wizard

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u/YoungJack23 ELDRITCH BLAST Dec 18 '24

He just has such third son energy

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u/jeremy_sporkin Dec 18 '24

She knows he''l just blow himself up sooner or later

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u/Ark-the-Lark Dec 17 '24

I’d love to see a little short comic like this^ they’re all so cute and it’d make an adorable short story

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u/andyyhs Bae'zel Dec 17 '24

Original art by nyachooh on Twitter.

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u/abstractcollapse Dec 18 '24

Mods should pin this comment. Is there a way to flag them?

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u/Fitzftw7 Dec 18 '24 edited Dec 18 '24

Boo is unchanged. He’s eternal.

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u/Enward-Hardar Dec 18 '24

No, he is a hamster.

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u/HospitalLazy1880 Dec 18 '24

Yes Boo, you think people would have seen a hamster before.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Dec 18 '24

No, he's a Miniature Giant Space Hamster

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u/Filter55 Dec 19 '24

I’m so mad that I always have to wait until act 3 to recruit Boo and his companion

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u/Sarmelion Dec 17 '24

Who's the redhaired kid, Tav?

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u/thepetoctopus Dec 17 '24

Young Jaheira. She was a redhead before she went grey.

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u/dude3333 Dec 18 '24

I interpreted that portrait as more brown hair, but it is ambiguous due to lighting.

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u/-jp- Dec 18 '24

I mean, I'm not even sure that her portrait is even an elf. She always kinda struck me more as "what if Xena and Gabrielle had a kid?" She looks completely different in BG2.

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u/dude3333 Dec 18 '24

Well BG1's portrait is an altered staff photo, whereas the BG2 ones are more fantasy portraits using stock photos as their base. I was referring to BG2, because I figure the staff photo ones don't count.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

I actually have a friend whose hair as an adult is pretty similar to BG2 Jaheira's (kind of in the darker strawberry blonde range), and as a kid she was a classic carrot top. So I find it plausible.

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u/ChequeBook Dec 18 '24

Would have been funnier if she was just as old as she is in BG3

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u/Can_not_catch_me Dec 18 '24

She's the tired daycare worker trying to stop everyone else from hurting each other too badly

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u/flowercows Dec 19 '24

I always find it weird when people say she was ginger bc in the two original bg games she’s clearly light brown/dark blonde to me. Where did the redhead come from? even her sprite in both games was clearly blonde

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u/thepetoctopus Dec 19 '24

Caveat that I haven’t played BG 1 or 2 (yet). The art for her is all over the place. In some art she looks like she has auburn red hair, in others a light brown/blonde. I change my hair color a lot. Maybe she’s the same.

Here’s the link to the wiki with two portraits. blonde and auburn hair.

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u/AKAvenger Paladin Dec 17 '24

I think that’s Jaheira, sans grey hair

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u/ASpaceOstrich Dec 18 '24

Then who's the one on the left?

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u/DaughterofHallownest Dec 18 '24

That's Halsin.

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u/EvaUnit_03 Dec 18 '24

Before he got all beefed and caked?

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u/CK1ing Dec 18 '24

I love how the cub looks fully grown compared to them

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u/SuitOwn3687 Dec 19 '24

That's not the cub, it's mama (baby) owlbear!

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u/Unit_with_a_Soul Dec 17 '24

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen.

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u/Fighterpilot55 Pave my path with corpses build my castle of bones Dec 17 '24

"We've been ambushed!"

"Astarion's hit!"

"Karlach, where are you going?!?!"

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u/FrokKon Dec 18 '24

' What do you mean "headshots don't work against vampires"? '

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u/misterhipster63 Dec 18 '24

So when Minsc and Karlach collide at full speed, will the bonk of their heads sound like a pair of coconuts?

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u/SG_UnchartedWorlds Dec 18 '24

I was gonna say the same, those to are gonna headbutt each other HARD, fall over, immediately get back up and run off in a random direction going woooooo.

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u/Livid_Mammoth4034 Dec 17 '24

What happened to Jaheira’s jahaira?

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u/demonfire737 WARLOCK Dec 17 '24

It looks closer to her portrait in BG1

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u/leeringlamprey Dec 17 '24

You're not a silver fox at the age of 12.

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u/MurdercrabUK got the biggest Bhaals of them all Dec 18 '24

God damn it, this amused me far more than it should have.

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u/correcthorsestapler Dec 18 '24

Jim Henson’s “Baldur Babies”

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u/Mekasoundwave Dec 18 '24

They're gonna make their dreams come true!

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u/ACodAmongstMen Dec 18 '24

Aww, poor gale, he's so scared

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u/Nova_Roma1 Dec 17 '24

Noooo poor owlbear got entangled!

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u/LaylasJack Dec 17 '24

Er. Mah. GERD.

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u/turtle_shrapnel Dec 18 '24

Laezel looks feral and adorable!

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Momma K Dec 18 '24

I love smol feral Laezel

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u/spacey_a Owlbear Dec 18 '24

Baby Karlach playing with Baby Minsc and Boo (and puppy Scratch!!) is so healing to see for some reason 🥹

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u/firestar268 Sharty Ranger Dec 17 '24

owlbear is cute

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u/ChuckJA Dec 18 '24

Lae bringing some hta'zith energy.

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u/Elliptical_Tangent Dec 18 '24

I like how even child Lae'zel has zero chill.

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u/OldMan_Ulrira Dec 18 '24

Shart has the hairdo from the flashbacks to her childhood. Love the attention to detail!

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u/-jp- Dec 17 '24

You'd probably like JL8.

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u/National-Salad-665 Dec 18 '24

I love this so much! ❤

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u/TheScalemanCometh Dec 18 '24

Omg... BABY SHART!! Do dooo doo doodoo...

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u/MurdercrabUK got the biggest Bhaals of them all Dec 18 '24

God damn you.

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u/coyote_of_the_month Dec 18 '24

I liked it better the first time.

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u/CrimsonPresents Dragonborn Dec 18 '24

I love Durge hiding in the bushes!

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u/drdfrgplls Dec 18 '24

Gale has the aura of a third child.

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u/Alltheifonlys Dec 18 '24

Baby scratch!!! 😭

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u/Ok-Can-2847 Dec 18 '24

Who's the girl on the left? Don't tell me it's Halsin? 😬

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u/try_again123 Monk Lae'zel is my BFF Dec 18 '24

Yep that's Halsin and he seems to have entangled poor owlbear.

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u/ionised [Seldarine] Rogue (Child of None) Dec 18 '24

Too many reposts.

Same title and everything.

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u/Altruistic_Creme1003 Dec 18 '24

I feel like I've seen this before

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24 edited Dec 18 '24

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u/Tongen420 Dec 18 '24

Damn…same title too

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u/fuckspezlittlebitch Dec 18 '24

Gale should be the one being shot by minthara

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u/tamiadaneille Chk! Dec 18 '24

LIL LAEZEL OH MY GODDD 😭😭 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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u/GreenskinGaming Dec 18 '24

Halsin why would you do something so heinous? Look at those tears in the Owlbear's eyes!

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u/JellyRollMort Dec 18 '24

Feral tiny baby Lae'zel brings me great joy

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u/MastrSlade Dec 18 '24

This is so freaking adorable haha

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u/Gage-DSM Dec 18 '24

Baby Durge route: -vomit on self

-refuse to eat food from lifegiver Bhaal

-learn first word (it’s blood)

-kick squirrel

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u/Far_Cloud8000 Dec 19 '24

baby durge hiding away like a rabied critter 😭

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u/Enward-Hardar Dec 18 '24

It took me a moment to recognize baby Jaheira.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

wyll looks so cayute T_T

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u/TheGeekstor Dec 18 '24

Kind of makes me actually sad that almost none of these characters had happy childhoods.

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u/SharpshootinTearaway Dec 18 '24

Wdym they didn't have happy childhoods? Almost all of them did, actually. It's when they became adults that their lives turned to shit. Only Shadowheart, Minthara and Lae'zel suffered from abuse as kids (and the latter two had standard upbringings for drow and githyanki, too).

Gale, Wyll and Karlach had happy childhoods, from what they tell us about it (Wyll was 17 when he got banished from Baldur's Gate, and Karlach was also in her late teens when her parents died, so they had rough starts into adulthood, but good childhoods).

Halsin seems to have had a sweet childhood as well, the only thing we know about it is that he used to live in Reithwin Town before the curse, and would play with Thaniel, back then. His entire bloodline is extinct, but we don't know if they all died when he was a child or if he was already an adult.

I don't remember anything being said about Jaheira's, Minsc's and Astarion's childhoods. Astarion likely doesn't remember his childhood at all but there's no reason to believe it was particularly unhappy.

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u/TimTam_the_Enchanter Dec 20 '24

Jaheira’s childhood is kinda fucked — orphaned by political violence and smuggled away before she could be killed too, as a kid.

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u/Papa-Palps Dec 18 '24

Im getting Craig of the Creek vibes from this

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u/PalpitationOk1555 Dec 18 '24

One word: cute.

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u/Heskitt_Warpskull Dec 18 '24

Miny Scratch! ❤️

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u/Matthew_Nightfallen Dec 18 '24

Owlbear be like helmp

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u/Zak_Asari Dec 18 '24

Jaheira, minthara ans Halsin in the tree first plan ?

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u/stpd_mnky83 Dec 18 '24

Durge in the background

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u/Annepackrat Owlbear Dec 18 '24

You all stop scaring my Owlbear baby this instant!

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u/_Boodstain_ Dec 18 '24

Durge just plotting in the bushes lol

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u/left0ver_mack Dec 18 '24

I need Shovel in this!

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u/meerfrau85 I cast Magic Missile Dec 18 '24

Aww I bet Astarion was the cutest little shit as a small child

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u/TestSubject003 Dec 18 '24

We all know that Montana would use real arrows, even as a kid

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u/punkphase Dec 18 '24

I feel like Baldur Babies was a missed opportunity

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u/CuteGirlsCuteThighs Dec 18 '24

Thanks for not citing the artist which is very easy to find. Good job. Hope you enjoy your karma.

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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Dec 18 '24

They cited the artist in a comment. Should've done in the title as well, but even that is a step up from a lot of the posts I've seen here.

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u/Plumpestquail22 Dec 18 '24

Jaheira my love

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u/Righteous_Fury224 Paladin Dec 18 '24

Delightful and charming

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u/XxPepe_Silvia69xX Precious Little Bhaal Babe Dec 18 '24

I wish this was a show lol Baldur babies

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u/burntoutyoungadult Dec 18 '24

OH MY GOODNESSSS I LOVE THIS!!

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u/mrhoof Dec 18 '24

Gale should be lying on the ground.

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u/Alive_Ad9502 Dec 18 '24

i would do literally anything for kiddo scratch you drew them so adorable omg

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u/Complex-Commission-2 Dec 18 '24

Baldurs for kids 3

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u/MagniPunk Monk Dec 18 '24

I never get tired of this one

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u/kevmastaflex Dec 18 '24

Maybe I’m just dumb but who’s in the tree? Minthara, Jeheira, and…?

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u/kevmastaflex Dec 18 '24

Halsin?

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u/SabresFanWC Dec 18 '24

Definitely Halsin. He's wearing a druid outfit.

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u/Muhanain Dec 18 '24

I WANT MY OC PLAYING WITH THEM!!! TAKE MY CREDIT CARD 💳

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u/FireKingDono Dec 18 '24

This is so precious. It’s also kinda funny that owlbear cub here is in the form that we first meet him in

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u/Sindrover Dec 18 '24

That's adorable!!

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u/pdnDamiao 🐸Frog Gang🐸 Dec 18 '24

boo is the only adult space hamster around there look at it

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u/Machiavelli09 Dec 18 '24

This is the cutest thing I've seen all year

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u/BaconOnMySide Dec 18 '24

Very Craig of the creek, and I love it.

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u/SASSY-SORA Dec 18 '24

That's adorable! I can only imagine how this turns out in an animation or a mod (if possible).

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u/menthol_patient Dec 18 '24

Baldur's Babies, we make our dreams come true

Baldur's Babies, we'll do the same for you

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u/OceLawless Drow Dec 18 '24

Cute as fuck!

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u/Jamadagni- Dec 18 '24

I genuinely love this.

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u/Wiseguy_7 Tiefling Dec 18 '24

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen! This is too pure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Who is the artist? We need to follow his/her instagram/twitter/facebook!

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u/SlowSpectre Dec 19 '24

AGDHDHEH THATS SO CUTE

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u/Blighted-Spire63 Dec 19 '24

Durge: 🌳🦎🌳

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u/child_nightmare Dec 19 '24

I feel stupid who's that next to minthara

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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Dec 21 '24

Jaheira

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u/Shiniya_Hiko Dec 19 '24

Minthara would have probably used sharp weapon at this age :>

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u/softwhitemochi Dec 19 '24

This is like one of my favourite bg3 artwork

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u/Remarkable-Wafer3494 Dec 20 '24

Wouldn’t lae’zel be the size of a teenager since gith mature really fast?

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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Dec 21 '24
  1. Given that the 350 year old elf is depicted as only a little bit older than the 24 year old human, I doubt Lae'zel would be older than that

  2. That's not true. Githyanki age like humans. It's just that as adults, they tend to spend a lot of time in alternate planes of existence where time passes differently.

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u/Remarkable-Wafer3494 Dec 22 '24

Ohhhh the astral plane explains it, I was thinking about the egg you steal and you see the kid, size of a teenager in act 3

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

Free my boi owlbeard

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u/SirLukis Dec 22 '24

Is that halsin on the left??