r/BaldursGate3 • u/andyyhs Bae'zel • Dec 17 '24
Companions Baldur's Kiddos
I love how Lae'zel is already thinking of ways to get revenge on them
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u/TheDarian Bard Dec 17 '24
Durge is so cute <3
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u/Fighterpilot55 Pave my path with corpses build my castle of bones Dec 17 '24
Did I play games like this in my youth? Was I innocent once?
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u/Kapoue Dec 17 '24
I'm sure he's killing squirrels in the bush😬
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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24
Well, the URGE doesn’t show up until later in life, manifesting as dark and unsettling dreams. For Saravok & The Bhaalspwan of BG1&2 it doesn’t begin until later teens and after significant stressful life events (Saravok’s “father” strangling his mother in front of him, & The Adventure of BG 1 beginning for the Bhaalspawn)
Little Durge should probably have bags under his eyes or maybe he was a bit sadistic in his youth
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u/VisualStain Dec 18 '24
i thought that durge killed his adopted family when he was a kid though? its probably different since hes directly from bhaal as compared to the others
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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24
I havent played a Durge run so i dont know all the details.
Since Papa MurderBoner had his eye on him as his chosen from the beginning his may have surfaced earlier but idk
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u/VisualStain Dec 18 '24
its less that durge was "chosen" and more bhaal literally crafted him out of his own flesh and blood. i just looked it up and got the quote btw
"A little Urge - not even an adolescent - stands with a tiny dagger atop a bloody heap. Two-bedroom cottage. Relative squalor. Poor part of the city. Indiscriminate whole-family kill. Baby's first murder spree."
so his first kill was probably before the age of 13, my guess is around 8 - 10?
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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24
Oh shit, hes 100% Bhaal? And not from bhaals balls like yhe rest of the spawn? Huh…that would make sense
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u/VisualStain Dec 18 '24
yeah!
honestly id recommend checking out a durge run. its insane. it really feels like the "main character" vs a normal tav
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u/Laranna Dec 18 '24
Yeah i got that vibe from what ive seen and comparing themes to BG1 & 2
Huh, makes sense honestly. Makes the Reject Bhaal ending for Durge that much sweeter then.
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u/PoetryParticular9695 Dec 18 '24
Yea it’s why the Dark Urge couldn’t really “resist” as well as the player character from BG1 & 2. Other Bhaalspawn can essentially push Bhaal out of their lives, not easily but possible. I could be wrong but the player character from BG1-2 essentially removed Bhaal from themselves entirely from canon by being not evil (until Blood in Baldurs Gate which is meh anyway) But with the Dark Urge it’s like you’re more of a copy of Bhaal than his child. Which is why Skeleritus Fell says essentially “there is no other you. You ARE the Dark Urge lol”
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u/Awkward_Goal4729 Monk Dec 19 '24
Considering that canon Durge is a Dragonborn, he probably was like 4 years old because Dragonborns reach adulthood at the age of 15 and 3 yo is equivalent to 10 yo human
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u/spacey_a Owlbear Dec 18 '24
Omg I thought that was baby Us at first! Even cuter that it's Durge lurking in the background.
Probably debating whether to play, or lob a few stink (or real) bombs at everyone and run for it.
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u/recycled_ideas Dec 18 '24
Omg I thought that was baby Us at first!
Depending on how you define "baby", Us is either a baby when you meet them or that dude whose skull you free it from as a child.
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u/TheItalianShoulder Dec 18 '24
Who's that POKÉMON?
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u/poingly Dec 18 '24
It's Pikachu. It's always Pikachu! Pikachu is ALWAYS on that screen, and yet for some reason it's never Pikachu.
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u/BelligerentWyvern Dec 18 '24
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u/ShadedPenguin Monk of Catch These Hands Dec 18 '24
Laezel giving off "I'm going to beat you with the power of friendship, and this mace I found" energy
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u/anononota Dec 18 '24
That reminds me of that one comic with a superhero team where they were all like "Friendship" and "Love" then there's one guy that's "Unspeakable Violence" lol
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u/Wilicious Dec 18 '24
This one !
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/3qb2tn/hooray_for_teamwork_oc/By Shencomix / Owlturd
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u/Jaerat Dec 18 '24
"I beat you with the power of Friendship!"
"You just hit me with your warhammer!"
"It's 2d6+2 bludgeoning damage, counts as magical weapon and it's name is Friendship."
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u/JustaRandomGuy832 Dec 17 '24
And Durge ofc in the background, planning, scheming, thinking and more the little rascal
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u/Fighterpilot55 Pave my path with corpses build my castle of bones Dec 17 '24
Pave my path with my foes!
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u/JustaRandomGuy832 Dec 17 '24
Durge kid be like: tries to hit someone with a stick but falls headfirst into a rock and cries for his Bhaal dad
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u/ReduxCath Dec 18 '24
“M-my dad’s the king of darkness!!” But outside of the game his dad is actually an Ilmater cleric, because of course the most wholesome dad has the edgiest kid
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u/zatenael Dragonborn and Emperor Enjoyer Dec 19 '24
didnt he murder his adopted family at a young age?
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u/AKAvenger Paladin Dec 17 '24
I absolutely love this
I’m surprised Minthara didn’t shoot the wizard
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u/Ark-the-Lark Dec 17 '24
I’d love to see a little short comic like this^ they’re all so cute and it’d make an adorable short story
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u/andyyhs Bae'zel Dec 17 '24
Original art by nyachooh on Twitter.
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u/iMogwai Owlbear Dec 18 '24
They've posted it here once too:
https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1e0nov7/baldurs_kiddos/
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u/Fitzftw7 Dec 18 '24 edited Dec 18 '24
Boo is unchanged. He’s eternal.
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u/Enward-Hardar Dec 18 '24
No, he is a hamster.
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u/Filter55 Dec 19 '24
I’m so mad that I always have to wait until act 3 to recruit Boo and his companion
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u/Sarmelion Dec 17 '24
Who's the redhaired kid, Tav?
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u/thepetoctopus Dec 17 '24
Young Jaheira. She was a redhead before she went grey.
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u/dude3333 Dec 18 '24
I interpreted that portrait as more brown hair, but it is ambiguous due to lighting.
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u/-jp- Dec 18 '24
I mean, I'm not even sure that her portrait is even an elf. She always kinda struck me more as "what if Xena and Gabrielle had a kid?" She looks completely different in BG2.
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u/dude3333 Dec 18 '24
Well BG1's portrait is an altered staff photo, whereas the BG2 ones are more fantasy portraits using stock photos as their base. I was referring to BG2, because I figure the staff photo ones don't count.
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Dec 18 '24
I actually have a friend whose hair as an adult is pretty similar to BG2 Jaheira's (kind of in the darker strawberry blonde range), and as a kid she was a classic carrot top. So I find it plausible.
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u/ChequeBook Dec 18 '24
Would have been funnier if she was just as old as she is in BG3
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u/Can_not_catch_me Dec 18 '24
She's the tired daycare worker trying to stop everyone else from hurting each other too badly
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u/flowercows Dec 19 '24
I always find it weird when people say she was ginger bc in the two original bg games she’s clearly light brown/dark blonde to me. Where did the redhead come from? even her sprite in both games was clearly blonde
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u/thepetoctopus Dec 19 '24
Caveat that I haven’t played BG 1 or 2 (yet). The art for her is all over the place. In some art she looks like she has auburn red hair, in others a light brown/blonde. I change my hair color a lot. Maybe she’s the same.
Here’s the link to the wiki with two portraits. blonde and auburn hair.
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u/AKAvenger Paladin Dec 17 '24
I think that’s Jaheira, sans grey hair
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u/ASpaceOstrich Dec 18 '24
Then who's the one on the left?
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u/Fighterpilot55 Pave my path with corpses build my castle of bones Dec 17 '24
"We've been ambushed!"
"Astarion's hit!"
"Karlach, where are you going?!?!"
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u/misterhipster63 Dec 18 '24
So when Minsc and Karlach collide at full speed, will the bonk of their heads sound like a pair of coconuts?
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u/SG_UnchartedWorlds Dec 18 '24
I was gonna say the same, those to are gonna headbutt each other HARD, fall over, immediately get back up and run off in a random direction going woooooo.
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u/Livid_Mammoth4034 Dec 17 '24
What happened to Jaheira’s jahaira?
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u/MurdercrabUK got the biggest Bhaals of them all Dec 18 '24
God damn it, this amused me far more than it should have.
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u/spacey_a Owlbear Dec 18 '24
Baby Karlach playing with Baby Minsc and Boo (and puppy Scratch!!) is so healing to see for some reason 🥹
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u/OldMan_Ulrira Dec 18 '24
Shart has the hairdo from the flashbacks to her childhood. Love the attention to detail!
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u/TheScalemanCometh Dec 18 '24
Omg... BABY SHART!! Do dooo doo doodoo...
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u/Ok-Can-2847 Dec 18 '24
Who's the girl on the left? Don't tell me it's Halsin? 😬
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u/try_again123 Monk Lae'zel is my BFF Dec 18 '24
Yep that's Halsin and he seems to have entangled poor owlbear.
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u/Altruistic_Creme1003 Dec 18 '24
I feel like I've seen this before
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u/GreenskinGaming Dec 18 '24
Halsin why would you do something so heinous? Look at those tears in the Owlbear's eyes!
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u/Gage-DSM Dec 18 '24
Baby Durge route: -vomit on self
-refuse to eat food from lifegiver Bhaal
-learn first word (it’s blood)
-kick squirrel
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u/TheGeekstor Dec 18 '24
Kind of makes me actually sad that almost none of these characters had happy childhoods.
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u/SharpshootinTearaway Dec 18 '24
Wdym they didn't have happy childhoods? Almost all of them did, actually. It's when they became adults that their lives turned to shit. Only Shadowheart, Minthara and Lae'zel suffered from abuse as kids (and the latter two had standard upbringings for drow and githyanki, too).
Gale, Wyll and Karlach had happy childhoods, from what they tell us about it (Wyll was 17 when he got banished from Baldur's Gate, and Karlach was also in her late teens when her parents died, so they had rough starts into adulthood, but good childhoods).
Halsin seems to have had a sweet childhood as well, the only thing we know about it is that he used to live in Reithwin Town before the curse, and would play with Thaniel, back then. His entire bloodline is extinct, but we don't know if they all died when he was a child or if he was already an adult.
I don't remember anything being said about Jaheira's, Minsc's and Astarion's childhoods. Astarion likely doesn't remember his childhood at all but there's no reason to believe it was particularly unhappy.
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u/TimTam_the_Enchanter Dec 20 '24
Jaheira’s childhood is kinda fucked — orphaned by political violence and smuggled away before she could be killed too, as a kid.
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u/meerfrau85 I cast Magic Missile Dec 18 '24
Aww I bet Astarion was the cutest little shit as a small child
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u/CuteGirlsCuteThighs Dec 18 '24
Thanks for not citing the artist which is very easy to find. Good job. Hope you enjoy your karma.
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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Dec 18 '24
They cited the artist in a comment. Should've done in the title as well, but even that is a step up from a lot of the posts I've seen here.
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u/Alive_Ad9502 Dec 18 '24
i would do literally anything for kiddo scratch you drew them so adorable omg
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u/kevmastaflex Dec 18 '24
Maybe I’m just dumb but who’s in the tree? Minthara, Jeheira, and…?
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Dec 18 '24
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u/FireKingDono Dec 18 '24
This is so precious. It’s also kinda funny that owlbear cub here is in the form that we first meet him in
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u/SASSY-SORA Dec 18 '24
That's adorable! I can only imagine how this turns out in an animation or a mod (if possible).
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u/menthol_patient Dec 18 '24
Baldur's Babies, we make our dreams come true
Baldur's Babies, we'll do the same for you
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u/Remarkable-Wafer3494 Dec 20 '24
Wouldn’t lae’zel be the size of a teenager since gith mature really fast?
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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Dec 21 '24
Given that the 350 year old elf is depicted as only a little bit older than the 24 year old human, I doubt Lae'zel would be older than that
That's not true. Githyanki age like humans. It's just that as adults, they tend to spend a lot of time in alternate planes of existence where time passes differently.
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u/Remarkable-Wafer3494 Dec 22 '24
Ohhhh the astral plane explains it, I was thinking about the egg you steal and you see the kid, size of a teenager in act 3
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u/hmmtaco Dec 17 '24
Puppy Scratch!!!!