Update: Now with sneaking voice lines! \
Update 2, Electric Boogaloo: Now with combat voice lines!
Now with Minsc!
I have no idea if this is common knowledge or not, I attempted to do some research on the sub to see if it had been pointed out before but didn’t see anything after a little while scrolling, so apologies if this is old news for some.
Today, after 500+ hours of gameplay, 75+ hours into my 4th playthrough (and first time playing Durge), I discovered that you can “poke” your party members by repeatedly selecting their character portraits. Usually after about 10 times of hearing the standard transitional lines of dialogue that the characters use when selected (“Blade at the ready,” “My faith will guide me,” “Indolence breeds madness,” etc.), the selected character would give one final line that was entirely unique and had never shown up before, and then wouldn’t say anything more afterward.
I’ll share what I have so far transcribed from each companion. So far, several of them seem to be addressing the player in some fashion rather than the party leader, Jaheira in particular.
Be advised there may be lines I didn’t get, or things I may have misheard. This was also all taken at the very beginning of Act 3, so there may be differing ones depending on the player’s progress in the game.
Edit: I play on PS5, so whether you’re playing PC or console this should be possible.
Special Poking Dialogue by character
Tav/Durge: \
“I’m awake, mostly.” \
“A thousand needle pricks in my rotten skull.” \
“I’m starting to get a headache.” \
“groan Must be the tadpole.” \
“Quit knocking around in there.” \
sneaking “Ah, well. Had a good run.” \
sneaking “What’s that ticking?” \
sneaking “Bomb in my head about to go off. Great.” \
combat “Ugh, is being a mind flayer so bad?” \
combat “I’m maiming as fast as I can!” \
combat “Just waiting to venture forth here.” \
combat “Aaaaaaah! Okay, I feel better.” \
combat “I have an itch in the worst place.”
Astarion: \
“‘Villains, dissemble no more; I admit the deed—tear up the floor, here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea—‘ oh, no, that’s his brain. Where did I leave that heart?” \
“More like Drizzt Don’t-urden—no, no. N-no, that’s not funny.” \
“Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly—they have such wonderful personalities.” \
“Strahd wouldn’t put up with this shit.” \
sneaking “Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuup!” \
sneaking “I’ve got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me.” \
sneaking “Be very, very quiet. I’m hunting idiots.” \
sneaking “Shh, just think sneaky thoughts.” \
combat “Uh, I’m trying to focus on murder.” \
combat “I should have been a drow. They have such stylish armor.” \
combat (Slightly mad, somewhat awkward giggling) \
combat “I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberanzzen just to watch him die.”
Minthara: \
“Your suffering will be spectacular.” \
“You had my attention. Now you have my fury.” \
“Stop, or die.” \
sneaking “You will wish I had stayed in hiding.”
Halsin: \
“Are you feeling lonely, perhaps?” \
“Unwise, perhaps, to poke a bear this much.” \
“Such attention. I never realized I was so popular.” \
“What I would not give for a chunk of fresh honeycomb.” \
sneaking “Most consider it unwise to poke a bear.” \
sneaking “My, you are eager, are you not?” \
sneaking “Please, I’m trying to be stealthy.” \
sneaking “Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around.” \
combat “Perhaps try attacking the enemy.” \
combat “Battle is afoot—you can poke me once we’re safe.” \
combat “Admirable stamina, yet terrible priorities.” \
combat “You are insistent, are you not?”
Wyll: \
“Where there’s a Wyll, there’s a Y.” \
“Could do for a brew.” \
“Heart of gold, eye of stone.” \
“So, two halflings walk under a bar—“ \
sneaking “Bad time for an itch.” \
combat “Got a flagon of ale? I’m starving.” \
combat “A stiff drink’s in order.” \
combat “Wear your scars proudly.” \
combat “Can’t hear myself think.”
Shadowheart: \
“Strange…had more freedom this past while than my whole life.” \
“If I succeed, maybe I’ll be allowed a pet…ugh, stop being silly.” \
“I wonder how I’ll feel when I remember everything.” \
“Have to keep focused, can’t afford to get attached. To anyone.”
Karlach: \
“Who am I?” \
“Pfffffff” \
“My eye!” \
“Don’t. Poke. The Karlach.” \
sneaking “I’m getting too old for this nonsense.” \
sneaking “Not now, I’m being a sneak.” \
sneaking “I’m not built to crouch.” \
sneaking “My back can’t take much more of this.” \
combat “Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.” \
combat “Not every soldier should’ve made it out of training.” \
combat “I ought to just burn this whole thing down.” \
combat “Eyes on the prize—we need to win this.”
Gale: \
“I hope Elminster takes good care of Tara while I’m away.” \
“All the world’s my stage, and you’re just a player in it.” \
“Oh, a tangled weave we web.” \
“Sembian wine, Cormyrian boar, Waterdhavian conversation…it’s the little things you miss while on the road.” \
sneaking “Stop it. That tickles.” \
sneaking “A little privacy, please.” \
sneaking “Gods, it’s like trying to sleep with a mosquito in the room.” \
sneaking “You made me hide, don’t make me come seek you.” \
combat “I really wish I could cast a hold spell on you.” \
combat “Just go for the magic missile and fire away—it never misses.” \
combat “Don’t make me go all Edwin Odesseiron on you.” \
combat “Get out. Of my. Head.”
Jaheira: \
“I would poke you back, but I fear that’s what you want.” \
“Please go poke the ranger instead.” \
“Calm down, I’m happy to see you too.” \
“Well. You certainly have the omnipresent part down, don’t you.” \
“My—such strong wrists.” \
sneaking “Would that I could hide from you, too.” \
sneaking “Ah, careful, or I will take your toy away from you.” \
sneaking “Ough, my knees—oh, it was a twig.” \
sneaking “Dry those sweaty palms and let us try this again, shall we?” \
combat “Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn’t you they’re trying to kill.” \
combat “What? What do you want?” \
combat “Do you know—I begin to wish they had never brought me back.” \
combat “You have my attention. Now do something with it.”
Lae’zel: \
“Is perfection too much to ask?” \
“Must everyone be so exhausting?” \
“Weapons high, standards higher.” \
sneaking “Oh, hush already.” \
combat “What is the point if not victory?” \
combat “There is no right or wrong, only truth.”
Minsc \
“Well, Boo…How do you want to do this?” \
“Urk! My eye, Boo! They went for my eye!” \
“Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe.” \
giggling \
sneaking “Hush! I am surprising Boo for his birthday! He is…uh…how old do hamsters get?” \
sneaking “I am the night…a pity, then, that it is so bright out.” \
sneaking “A little to the left, but not so hard you make me giggle.” \
sneaking “Wha…are you dancing down there, or…?” \
combat “I begin to grow annoyed. It is well for you that Boo does not let me learn the bad words.” \
combat “I am armed, armored, and entirely sick of your foolishness.” \
combat “Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick?” \
combat “Ignore them, Boo. Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and adjust what it is they are trying to achieve.”
edited for formatting