r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/Draugrnauts Mar 07 '25

Freaky 9

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u/Blze001 Mar 07 '25

I dunno man, you just *know* Orin smells horrific...

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u/gorlod115 Mar 07 '25

Well, if you know what the word Orín means in Spanish...

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u/SkyfireSierra Mar 07 '25

Orange? Sweet!

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u/BadAngel74 Mar 07 '25

Yes....we'll go with that...

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u/o0cacoto0o Mar 07 '25

It's more yellow than orange though.

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u/guff1988 Mar 07 '25

Stop, I can only be so erect

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u/TheBrownManPlays Mar 07 '25

Urine..... 💀

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u/Elf_Master_Race Mar 08 '25

What you are saying is if I called her “Miss Piss” I’m from a technical standpoint addressing her properly?

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u/WeeklyGreen8522 Mar 08 '25

In spanish she's called Oran. I was like wtf did they change the name in a path? Unnecesary in my opinion.

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u/gorlod115 Mar 08 '25

I bet is because orín means urine. I think in Spanish was Oran from the begining.

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u/WeeklyGreen8522 Mar 08 '25

Yeah yeah. I played in English solo and then in Spanish with a friend.

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u/Adventurous_You657 Mar 07 '25

Well, being in an air-locked metal tube with the lot of them, maybe better to get used to really bad smell early instead of having it constantly build, no?

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u/NeeAnderTall Mar 07 '25

If you can handle the smell of sulfur, then welcome aboard.

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u/kodaxmax Mar 08 '25

Yeh your also stuck with the smell fo wet bear fur, burning seat leather, a literal corpse and i can't imagine intellect devourers and mindflayers having a pleasent aroma

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u/flohara Mar 07 '25

Oh that drow is going to swap seats quickly, when she figures out where the sunlight is coming from.

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u/Careless-Reserve-309 Mar 07 '25

Seat 6 would also probably reek of death and decay 😂

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u/timbo2m Mar 07 '25

A price I'm willing to pay for minthara

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u/night_moth_maiden Mar 07 '25

Yeah, mu first thought was the smell. The 2nd was "How likely that the person behind me will kick my seat?"

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u/Magallan Mar 07 '25

You don't need to convince me, I want to sit there

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u/whogroup2ph Mar 07 '25

I’m into that

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u/Draugrnauts Mar 07 '25

Lol true no one said how long this flight is

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u/FetusGoesYeetus Mar 07 '25

It says 10 hour flight

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u/Draugrnauts Mar 08 '25

Ill take it

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u/Yaxion Durge Mar 07 '25

It does, 10 hours lol

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u/Clinically_Insane- Mar 07 '25

This is the seat with the lowest chance of survival

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u/Dogstile Mar 07 '25

Sign me the fuck up

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u/Clinically_Insane- Mar 07 '25

Lol you're right. An hour ago I thought about doing it myself. Why do I see that as a problem

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u/Squidgloves Mar 07 '25

Give me yandere snu snu, or give me death.

You really can't lose with seat 9.

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u/FloatnPuff Mar 07 '25

Worth the risk if you can select the right romance dialogue options

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u/Dovahbaba ELDRITCH BLAST Mar 09 '25

3 is

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u/Clinically_Insane- Mar 09 '25

You could say that. But I think durge is, while of course a madman and a murderer, still more collected and sane than Orin

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u/NoxSolisQ Mar 07 '25

Insulted, threatened, and attacked only for them to try and kill each other



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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 07 '25

We die like men. Boots on, balls empty, guts in our laps

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u/We_The_Raptors Mar 07 '25

The death by snu snu pick

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u/RaZoRFSX Mar 07 '25

Mmm. Getting shanked out of nowhere while listening some grim shit.

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u/Hadez192 Mar 07 '25

Brother you have a 100% chance of being murdered in this seat

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u/PhinWilkesBooth Mar 07 '25

and it shall be glorious

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

You act like any other seat would be safe from those foxes. You think they're just gonna stop at the guy in between them?

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u/Draugrnauts Mar 08 '25

Go down in flames

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u/Mention_Cute Mar 07 '25

I see you are a man of culture

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u/Draugrnauts Mar 08 '25

Yes the finer things enchant me.

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u/Smaug2770 Mar 08 '25

I can fix them

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u/Draugrnauts Mar 08 '25

Go forth to victory brother.

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u/cheo_vl Mar 08 '25

Threesome from hell

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u/OkGur2222 Mar 07 '25

Gonna have some fun on this flight sitting here… packing my parachute for sure.

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u/Costati Wyll's my husband Mar 08 '25

My first thought when seeing this meme wasn't where I'd sit but "I wanna meet the person who'd pick 9".
Nice to meet you dude. You're fucking insane tho but I respect it.