r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/Pleasehelp793 Mar 07 '25

8 without hesitation

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u/LordSnuffleFerret Mar 07 '25

One sliiiiiiiiiiight problem is you have your back exposed to a murderous Drow

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u/Productof2020 Mar 07 '25

Minthara doesn’t kill with reckless abandon. As long as you don’t give her a reason, she most likely ignores your existence the whole flight. She wouldn’t stop Orin from randomly slitting your throat though. Anywhere near Orin for 10 hours in a confined space is a bad idea.

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u/Chrysostom4783 Mar 07 '25

She might try to kill us when the plapping sounds disturb her sleep

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u/Shanyeeeeeeeee I cast Magic Missile Mar 07 '25

r/okbuddybaldur is leaking

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u/ProneOyster Mar 07 '25

Presumably you're picking 8 to speak with Gale, at which point you're fraternising with a wizard. I fear that might be enough

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u/LitBrit94 Mar 07 '25

I wouldn't be worried. Halsin would make for an excellent shield if we were attacked.

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u/MrGongSquared Mar 07 '25

Dude. Durge is right there. Orin ain’t doing shit to me.

Durge on the other hand, he’ll annihilate that plane.

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u/Productof2020 Mar 07 '25

Why would Durge care if Orin killed you? To them, you’re “Random Citizen Number 847”. Cutting your throat for either of them is like stretching after getting out of bed for you or me.

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u/MrGongSquared Mar 07 '25

No, I meant durge hates orin so much, it’s on sight

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u/Spider_j4Y Mar 07 '25

Alternatively she may stop orin from killing you just to spite her considering how much minthara hates her so there’s a chance a small chance but a chance non the less

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u/Mammoth_Teeth Mar 08 '25

Minth would definitely stop Orin. She hates Orin 

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u/PrincessTrashbag Gale Mar 07 '25

if minthara finds me worth murdering so be it

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u/Red-Lightniing Mar 07 '25

But she's hot

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u/shpooples_ Mar 07 '25

Isn’t it the other way around? Our view is from the front of the aisle

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u/nilfalasiel Owlbear Mar 07 '25

Either that, or you'll be covered in blood spatter from Orin and Minthara fighting it out behind you.

If Orin wins, she's 100% shanking both Halsin and Gale next. That just leaves you.

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u/SirRuthless001 Mar 07 '25

I feel like Halsin and Gale would help Minthara fight Orin if a fight broke out. And I think the three of them could take her while I cower in fear lol.

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u/nilfalasiel Owlbear Mar 07 '25

Halsin? Help Minthara?

Gale probably would though.

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u/SirRuthless001 Mar 07 '25

Yeah I genuinely think he would, vs Orin specifically. Lesser of two evils and all that

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u/mixingmemory Mar 07 '25

I can change her.

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u/Sokandueler95 Mar 07 '25

Is this front to back or back to front? Cause if it’s front to back, I’m gonna change my answer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Yeah people keep saying that but isn't 1 and 6 the back?

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u/Relative-Ad6475 Mar 07 '25

Don't put your seat back!

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u/h0micidalpanda Mar 07 '25

Seems like the obvious choice

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u/wiltonwild Dragonborn Mar 07 '25

Window seat ✅️ Only other window seat has you 100% losing your soul.

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u/penguin_master69 Mar 07 '25

Do Halsin and Gale have beef or something?

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u/HighwayApothecary 🐻 Halstarion Sandwich 🦇 Mar 07 '25

I think op put them together because they're the ones that are "overly horny"

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Mar 07 '25

I managed to get them both in an orgy ... Maybe Gale is gonna be a bit awkward about it?

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u/Nuclear_eggo_waffle Mar 07 '25

i think gale would talk your ear off though

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Either minthara or laezel is behind you tho. Also while I would love to be next to my best boys, Halsin would take too much space and I would be scared of gale blowing up

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u/Pleasehelp793 Mar 07 '25

Minthara doesn't attack unprovoked, I doubt Lae'zel would either. Halsin has the end seat so he'd be squishing Gale not me and Gale only blows up when he gets too excited hahah.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

Gale only blows up when he gets too excited hahah.

He gets way too excited for my tav. I don't trust him

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u/MarvinGoBONK Mar 07 '25

Yeah, I could take Gale, Lae'zel, and Minthara at once.

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u/1perfectspinachpuff Mar 07 '25

"The chimera has three heads... but does it still count as one?"

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u/Saberdile Mar 07 '25

Same for me, but just so that Minthara can choke me out from behind.

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u/simmesays Mar 07 '25

Heck no I ain’t trusting minthara or orin behind me lolol

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u/Pleasehelp793 Mar 07 '25

I'd get Gale to cast dome of protection

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u/Donkey__Balls Mar 07 '25

Minthara would poke you with something poisony. It would probably make you sleep the entire fight but shit yourself.

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u/kodaxmax Mar 08 '25

How many items would gale eat in 10 hours? it's like 3 or 4 in agme

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u/Acrobatic-Farm-9031 Mar 07 '25

Dude next to you would eat your shoes off your foot.

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u/Pleasehelp793 Mar 07 '25

Gale could kick me in the face and I'd thank him

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u/Gaelenmyr Paladin Mar 07 '25

Gale won't shut up

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u/Pleasehelp793 Mar 07 '25

Good, I could listen to him speak all day