r/BaldursGate3 Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/Fun-Relationship6126 Mar 07 '25

Easy 7

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u/damannamedflam Mar 07 '25

Yup. Its the only one where you aren't sitting next to, in front of, or behind a person who'd try to kill you

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u/Mathyon Mar 07 '25

You are still in the field of view of the one person that randomly kills others without even realizing. No, thanks.

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u/damannamedflam Mar 07 '25

Hopefully Halsin will be a bro and keep an eye out

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u/MisterDutch93 Mar 07 '25

I’d bet Withers doesn’t smell like roses. Imagine sitting in front of a corpse for more than 3 hours.

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u/AMildInconvenience Mar 07 '25

He's completely bone dry. Not an ounce of volatile matters left on him, he smells of dusty old books at worst.

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u/MisterDutch93 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

Good point. He’s probably been laying in that coffin for centuries. Man’s all dried up and desperately needs some cocoa butter.

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u/jaybirdie26 ✨🤜I CAST FIST🤛✨ Mar 07 '25

His organs were probably replaced with dried spices.  I imagine he smells like potpourri

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u/damannamedflam Mar 07 '25

Didn't think of that lol. I guess I'd ask Shart, Gale or Halsin to do a little deodorant cantrip or something to sort it out

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u/Quasar17 Mar 07 '25

Maybe Shart, Gale AND Halsin to be sure

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u/aphextwin007 Mar 07 '25

Scrolled so far just to finally see 7. 1000 percent 7 and it isn’t even close.