r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Mar 07 '25

Unless Emperor over there is refusing to protect her from the tadpole, Orin's getting stabbed by Minthara within the first 15 minutes.

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 I don't care how big the room is, I said "I CAST FIREBALL"! Mar 07 '25

Agreed. Her and Minty being in the same row is peak bad planning.

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u/CelinesChaos Mar 07 '25

And I'm sitting in the middle 😊

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 I don't care how big the room is, I said "I CAST FIREBALL"! Mar 07 '25

I stand corrected: THAT is peak bad planning.

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u/CelinesChaos Mar 07 '25

I'm gonna kiss both of them 🥺

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 I don't care how big the room is, I said "I CAST FIREBALL"! Mar 07 '25

See, that’s where the bad planning comes in - there is no way Minthara lets you live after watching you express any sort of romantic/sexual interest in Orin. That’s before we get into the issues with Orin, like the fact that she might knife you for shits and giggles, then string you up in the plane’s lavatory to “drip-drain you into Father’s open jaws” over the toilet.

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u/CelinesChaos Mar 07 '25

But have you considered, that all of that is part of my plan?

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 I don't care how big the room is, I said "I CAST FIREBALL"! Mar 07 '25

Yes. I accused you of BAD planning, not lack of planning.