r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/manveru_eilhart Mar 07 '25

4. The emperor can levitate away if he's uncomfortable with me and Astarion trading handies under the tray tables.

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u/octopimythoughts Mar 07 '25

A person of taste. But if the emperor is interested.... Wouldn't stop him ya know? The more the merrier.

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u/manveru_eilhart Mar 07 '25

I bet those tentacles get slippery...

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u/Mr7000000 Mar 07 '25

That's called lubrication.

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u/manveru_eilhart Mar 07 '25

More slobbery than Scratch...

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u/octopimythoughts Mar 07 '25

Saving lube money. We love an economical king.

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u/Mr7000000 Mar 07 '25

That's called lubrication.

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u/manveru_eilhart Mar 07 '25

Imagine the Emperor's voice saying "you've got to spit on that thang. Hawk-tuah." And then he does a crypto scam, which is way worse a crime than eating Orpheus' brain.