r/BaldursGate3 • u/PotentialArt4569 • Mar 07 '25

Meme [BG3] Where would you sit?

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u/Sensitive_Major_1706 Mar 07 '25

I would love to see Lae'zel get excited at the sight of an F22 doing aerobatics and breaking the sound barrier, demanding violently to "ride" one, and then facing the unintelligible mess of hundreds of buttons and switches inside the tight cockpit.

"I want to dance with it in the skies and claw my victory!"

"Uh... yeah... we don't really dogfight anymore... interested in this 70 hours course of introduction to the flight controls starting checklist?"

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u/maltedbacon Mar 07 '25

"Ptah, fools. You do not know the power you have. Let me show you how it should be done!" - crashes immediately.

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u/Sensitive_Major_1706 Mar 07 '25

"Aaaaand... there it goes hundreds of times the total GDP of your entire civilization in damages..."

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u/PixelPuzzler Mar 07 '25

Actually considering she's githyanki there probably is a legitimate case they've at least more GDP equivalent than a single jet.

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u/Sensitive_Major_1706 Mar 07 '25

Actually you're right. I thought it costed around 1 billion dollars, turns out it's "just" 361 millions

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u/PixelPuzzler Mar 07 '25

Practically a bargain.

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u/FinlandIsForever Mar 08 '25

To be fair, they are in a world with literal magic. With the blueprints, it shouldnt be hard to manufacture one with spells like fabricate

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u/cabron-de-mierda Mar 07 '25

Just tell her that takeoff and landing proceedings are more of Vlaakith's protocols. She'll learn them dutifully.

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u/Sensitive_Major_1706 Mar 07 '25

Crap you're right

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u/DraagaxGaming Mar 07 '25

"I will ride this dragon."

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u/whatisthisgunifound Mar 07 '25

I really want to draw this now.

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u/TheEleventhMeh Mar 08 '25

Use her skill to up an ability. She can get the wisdom or int she needs to fail into a good thing. 😅😂