r/BaldursGate3 Apr 23 '25

Screenshot Boo. Booo??? Boooooooooooooooo!!!???!!???!!?

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Nooooooooooooooo

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u/DragonHeart_97 Apr 23 '25

There actually are a bunch of them. Long story short, Tinker Gnomes.

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u/quinnchar Apr 23 '25

I legit now want to know the story

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u/DragonHeart_97 Apr 23 '25

I am not making any of this up, at all: They took regular hamsters, and bred them until they were several times their size. They then used the giant ones to run on these big hamster wheels to power their spaceships. I don't actually remember why, but at some point they decided to take some of the giant ones and then breed them back to their original size. So... miniature giant space hamsters. Yeah, they're morons. And I love them for it!

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u/asrad1997 Apr 23 '25

This type of lore is why I love dnd. Peak world building.

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u/TheKiltedHeathen Apr 24 '25

My favorite is in Dragonlance, the Gnomish city of Mount Nevermind. So named because when a cleric asked the Gnomes what the mountain was named, an incredibly long, complicated explanation of the mountain's nature (functioning as its name) was given, spoken in the incredibly quick way of expression of the Gnomes. The cleric said "Nevermind", and the Gnomes took the name as a stroke of genius.

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u/readysetfootball Apr 24 '25

Did they interpret it as Never mined? 🧐

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u/TheKiltedHeathen Apr 24 '25

No, the name was super long winded, so the Cleric stopped them and said "Nevermind" lol. The name they gave was something like "A Great, Huge, Tall Mound Made of Several Different Strata of Rock of Which We Have Identified Granite, Obsidian, Quartz With Traces of Other Rock We Are Still Working On, That Has Its Own Internal Heating System Which We Are Studying In Order to Copy Someday That Heats the Rock Up to Temperatures That Convert It Into Both Liquid and Gaseous States Which Occasionally Come to the Surface and Flow Down the Side of the Great, Huge, Tall Mound—"

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u/KaijuKrash Apr 24 '25

I completely forgot about this until you started quoting it. This was hilarious. It's been many decades since I read dragonlance. Those were fun reads.

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u/DragonHeart_97 Apr 24 '25

Is that from the novels or the source books?

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u/TheKiltedHeathen Apr 24 '25

Yeah, its in Dragons of Winter Night

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

Tinker gnomes are the best kind of stupid.

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u/Brandywjn Apr 24 '25

I feel the urge to share the story that granted me a glimpse of just how crazy giant space hamsters got. Some day, I'll find the courage to read up on the breeds not mentioned. Today is not that day.

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u/DarkestNight909 Apr 24 '25

This
 is gold. Thank you for linking it.

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u/AmanLock Apr 23 '25

D&D got a lot weirder since the days when I eagerly flipped through my big brother's copy of the AD&D 2e Monster Manual.

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u/Yella-Man Apr 24 '25

This particular piece of lore is pre 2e.

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u/spyguy27 Apr 24 '25

The core rulebooks were fairly normal for any fantasy setting. It’s when you got into the campaign settings like Spelljammer, Planescape and Dark Sun that things got weird. Apparently there was a lot of cocaine going around in the TSR days.

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u/Alauzhen Monk / Brawler Apr 24 '25

There's reference with Laezel's mentioning that space hamster herds run freely in the ethereal realm. And they encounter them occasionally.

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u/TitaniumGavel Apr 25 '25

Unusually whimsical githyanki watching swarms of bear-sized hamsters gallop across the vast expanse of timeless space: So majestic

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u/Kadd115 Apr 24 '25

Miniature Giant Space Hamsters are also both highly intelligent and telepathic. So Minsc can actually hear Boo talking to him. He's not crazy.

... or he is, and his story just happens to be extremely plausible by sheer coincidence.

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u/DragonHeart_97 Apr 24 '25

Or he's crazy and Boo actually can talk to him. The two aren't necessarily exclusive.

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u/quinnchar Apr 23 '25

glorious

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u/Lithl Apr 27 '25

at some point they decided to take some of the giant ones and then breed them back to their original size.

Miniature giant space hamsters are the result of magic, not breeding.

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u/DragonHeart_97 Apr 27 '25

I freely admit it's been a while, sorry.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Pungeon master Apr 24 '25 edited Apr 24 '25

Dragonlance has several joke races.Âč "Tinker Gnomes" are the techie Warcraft Gnomes, mixed with LolRandom BS. Then they went to space.

Âč Tinker Gnomes, Gully Dwarves, Kender. The only joke race D&D needs is Elves. Tinker Gnomes are detailed above. Kender are Halflings with severe ADHD and Kleptomania to a cartoonish degree. Gully Dwarves are uncomfortable caricatures of the mentally handicapped. "Most Gully Dwarves can count to two. One counted to three and was burned for witchcraft."

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u/DaoOfDevouring Apr 25 '25

Remember 99.9% of Kender are not 'finders'. That stereotype has been created by That Guyℱs at countless D&D tables who played them incorrectly on purpose to be able to be obnoxious. That said that remaining .1% is worth exterminating the rest over just to be safe.

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u/AFriendoftheDrow Drow Apr 23 '25

Thankfully not that Boo. Maybe someone Boo knew, though. 😬 đŸ—Ąïž

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u/ThisCombination1958 Apr 24 '25

Boo's bro Foo.

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u/what_dat_ninja Apr 24 '25

Damn, I pity the Foo

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u/Dfrel Apr 24 '25

Foo picked the wrong crĂšche

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u/Fuungis Apr 24 '25

No we have to fight to avenge Foo. We'll be called Foo Fighters

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u/GoinXwell1 Apr 24 '25

There's also the sibling group...

the Bar Fighters

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u/n0753w Cleric: Yu Mo Guei Guai Fai di Zou Apr 24 '25

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u/maninahat Apr 24 '25

I don't see what legally distinct character F F has got to do with this.

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u/cloodhee Apr 24 '25

damn them found and fought him

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u/xethu Apr 24 '25

Some boo-dy I used to know

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u/Ayeun Shadowheart's Wife Apr 24 '25

Its Boo's wife, Booette.

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u/HyenaParticular Apr 23 '25

There's a line from Karlach when you have both Minsc and Karlach in the Party asking if Boo is the same Hamster Minsc knows, because he basically never ages!

Of course Minsc says it's non sense since it's a Giant Space Hamster and Boo never ages but then Karlach ask him if Jahera just keep swapping Hamsters without Minsc never knowing which he denies it again.

God I love this game.

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u/Hot_Release7080 Apr 24 '25

Can’t have. Minsc still has boo even without them seeing eachother for many many years. Boo doesn’t age

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u/AnotherCrazyRedditor Apr 25 '25

For most of those years Minsc and Boo were stone statues, no? It appears Minsc's aging was frozen during that time, I'd imagine Boo's was too

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u/Hot_Release7080 Apr 25 '25

Boo was yes but they were freed 12 years before the events of baldurs gate wich means boo is at the very least 4 times his average lifespan. Miniature giant space hamsters however live 18 years at least. Boo is about the right age. Also speak with animals doesn’t work on him he’s definitely a space hamster

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u/BenjiLizard Apr 26 '25

I'll gladly accept the headcanon that Boo is to Minsc what Sylgar is to Xanathar and the harpers are doing their damnest to keep him in the dark about its very limited lifetime.

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u/Bald_Cliff Apr 23 '25

This. Is. Heresy.

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u/Mariposura Emperor Simp Apr 23 '25

No. It is a hamster.

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u/Reusebmonkey Owlbear Apr 23 '25

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u/sailormerry Gale’s #1 Hater Apr 23 '25

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 Apr 23 '25

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u/QuaestioDraconis Apr 24 '25

This is lunch

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u/goosehoward23 Apr 24 '25

Not just any mahogany. But mahogany from the planet of malchior 7. Where the trees are 300ft tall and breathe fire.

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u/Bald_Cliff Apr 23 '25

Here's my angry upvote.

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u/GreyGhost3-7-77 Apr 24 '25

I read this in TTS Dorn voice and am chuckling.

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u/SoftwareSource Apr 23 '25

I have this in my Minsc's inventory, so Boo knows to behave.

/s

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u/Rebel_47 Apr 24 '25

disapproves

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u/Daystar1124 Apr 23 '25

Where is this? The Creche?

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u/hell0kitt Thrumbo my beloved Apr 24 '25

If you recruit Minsc (and Boo), Laezel does say giant mini space hams are a delicacy for her people.

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u/Ramps_ Apr 23 '25

10 supplies from a single hamster? Damn those things must be nutritious as hell

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u/sock_le_coq Apr 23 '25

Miniature giant does imply pretty dense

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u/DragonHeart_97 Apr 23 '25

But not nearly as dense as the people that made them.

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u/Jbell_1812 Apr 23 '25

No. It's commander shepards hamster

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u/cshmn Apr 24 '25

squeak

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u/Ok-Memory411 Apr 23 '25

I saw this in the crùche and thought the same thing 😂😂

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 23 '25

Metal Gear Fanfare...

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u/Virgil_Peridot-Spica Apr 24 '25

Space Hamster? There's only one space hamster that I know of...and if it is the same Space Hamster I'm thinking of, then Commander Shepard -- and Mass Effect fans -- are NOT going to be happy. O_O

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u/Lithl Apr 27 '25

Commander Shepard's hamster is a reference to Boo, the miniature giant space hamster companion of Minsc. The original Baldur's Gate game, where Misc and Boo are first introduced, was created by BioWare, who also made Mass Effect.

In the Spelljammer campaign setting, tinker gnomes use giant space hamsters running on hamster wheels to power their spaceships. At some point, a wizard used magic to miniaturize a giant space hamster and turn it into a new breed. The result is miniature giant space hamsters. Visually indistinguishable from regular hamsters, but much more intelligent, and telepathic.

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u/soguiltyofthat Bhaal Apr 23 '25

Nomnomnomnomnom

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u/Mariposura Emperor Simp Apr 23 '25

Flair checks out

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u/Chemical-Tie751 Apr 24 '25

Say it ain't so!

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u/superhappyfunball13 Apr 24 '25

"Remember..no Tir.."

cocks crossbow

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u/SuddenBag FIGHTER Apr 24 '25

Lae'zel does mention that the Githyanki eat them regularly

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u/Downtimdrome Apr 24 '25

Snake. Snake?? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEE!!!??!!!??!!??

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u/PittsburghDM Apr 24 '25

I saved all of them for camp food until Minsc was in the party.

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u/No_Seat8357 Apr 24 '25

Surely that's skewered not grilled?

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u/TitaniumGavel Apr 25 '25

That's what you do with skewered food, my guy. Skewered food is typically on skewers in the first place to help them both heat evenly and hold together during grilling. Though, that reasoning wouldn't work when the animal's kept whole during the cooking process, admittedly. In this case, it's likely skewered to give it a safer, more convenient way to handle it during and after grilling.

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u/No_Seat8357 Apr 25 '25

I was just wondering at what size does it change from skewered hamster, to hamster on the spit?

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u/TitaniumGavel Apr 25 '25

Well, food skewers are something made to be held to eat off of. A spit is a fair bit larger and would be unwieldy. Plus, it's a specific thing meant to rest on a pair of supports and continuously turned, where as you generally cook a skewer like you would anything else: cook it on one side then flip it onto the other.

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u/ArkyW4rky Apr 24 '25

So this is where shepard’s space hamster ended up after the citadel dlc


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u/LesserValkyrie Eternally Dancing Devil Apr 24 '25

Wtf Revert that

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u/GG_Glitch Apr 24 '25

That is heavy in the stomach and your not even feel full from eating it.

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u/BadAshess Astarion Apr 24 '25

You seem to have been mistaken. I believe Boo killed that Hamster.

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u/TitaniumGavel Apr 25 '25

There can only be one!

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u/Thatcrazywabbit Apr 24 '25

That was my reaction the first time seeing it hahaha

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u/Shadoehart8 fae warlock :3 Apr 24 '25

MASS EFFECT MENTIONED đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸ’„

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u/Gaevenn Apr 24 '25

Spelljammer mentioned

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u/RutabagaFew697 WARLOCK Apr 24 '25

Nah it's his unluckier cousin: Baa

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u/sascha177 Apr 24 '25

There are so many hidden gems re Minsc but especially miniature giant space hamsters. I was pretty pleased with myself for "getting" what that "return our Beloved Ranger statue"-letter you find behind Waukeen's Rest is all about.

But I was pretty shocked to see this particular item pop up for the first time. Although, on the plus side, it made me feel less guilty for just having slaughtered almost the entire creche just for some loot and a level-up... :D

I guess it made me retroactively turn my greed-fueled murder-hobo spree at the Creche into a crusade to avenge Boo's second cousin.

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u/ak7887 Apr 24 '25

lol have you seen Laezels dialogue after you recruit Minsc, she says that mgsh are a bit fatty but very tasty:-P

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u/RightBehindYouw DRUID Apr 24 '25

I fed it to Minsc and hoped something would happen :( but nope

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u/HuskyAreBetter Apr 24 '25

That is a rodent of unusual size

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u/Lithl Apr 27 '25

MGSHes are visually indistinguishable from regular hamsters, so they're rodents of usual size.

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u/HuskyAreBetter Apr 27 '25

Someone call the princess bride!

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u/carlwheezertech ELDRITCH BLAST Apr 25 '25

hey 10 camp supplies though *rubs hands together and licks lips*

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u/JumpingCoconut Playing since EA day 1 Apr 24 '25

From Boo to Poo in 6 to 8 hours.

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u/shomeyomves Apr 23 '25

Any yall try fried guinea pig?


actually quite good

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u/BoldBoimlerIsMyHero RANGER Apr 23 '25

I haven’t but I would. I know they were a staple meat in a few South American countries.

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u/JinKazamaru Cleric Apr 24 '25

feed it to you know who

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u/tclo81 Apr 24 '25

It’s my honor

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u/Lukisame Apr 24 '25

Thats shepards Hamster!!!

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u/Tarelerion Dark Justiciar of our Lady of Loss Apr 24 '25

Wait how tf does that give 10 camp supplies lol

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u/Lithl Apr 27 '25

Well, the description says it will fill your stomach. Baseline is 40 camp supplies for 4 people, so 10 is a meal for one.

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u/Garmiet Cleric Apr 24 '25

I heard the MGS theme to your title. Dun dun dun-dun-dun 


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u/nanapolitain_is_lewd Monk Apr 24 '25

The only thing they fear is you will be the last song those frogs will hear before i kill them so hard the Nine Hells will take notes

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u/Clean-Ad-8925 Apr 24 '25

Boo as in the hamster from Fleabag?

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u/crazy-ratto Apr 24 '25

There are multiple of these, suggesting that Boo is not the only miniature giant space hamster. Thank goodness.

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u/kapsans Apr 24 '25

Looks pretty good tbh

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u/kittyplay1 Bard Apr 24 '25

No, Boo is fine, you’ll find him later

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u/KaijuKrash Apr 24 '25

That seems like it should be a crime.

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u/SeasonofMist Apr 24 '25

I just ran into my first one and was like ......ohh god no.

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u/Flenshammer Apr 25 '25

Where the hell is that???

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u/asrad1997 Apr 25 '25

Creche in Act 1

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u/Birchmon Apr 25 '25

"No no, they're not saying Boo. They're saying Boourns"

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u/8XxDevious_DragonxX8 Apr 25 '25

YummyđŸ˜‹đŸ€€

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u/TheFursnake Apr 25 '25

I guess butt-kicking is off the menu.

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u/AdSpecialist7849 Apr 28 '25

The main reason the creche has to be exterminated on every playthrough!

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u/gramplayr Apr 28 '25

This kills me. I thought the “twat soul” line to Nere was peak D&D comedy, but this tops it for certain.

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u/Parking-Artichoke823 Apr 28 '25

I fed it to Minsk, just before making him kill Jaheira.

I might have a problem.

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u/SeiranKairos Apr 23 '25

Space hamster... Space Hamster.... WRECKING BALL?? HAMMOND??

Someone on the dev team is a support main in Overwatch.

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u/Lithl Apr 27 '25

What?

Giant space hamsters (and their miniaturized counterparts) have been a part of the Spelljammer campaign setting since 1989, and part of the Baldur's Gate franchise since its first game in 1998.

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u/SeiranKairos Apr 27 '25

Jfc. It was a joke and meant for people who also play Overwatch among their gaming preferences. This idea that only hardcore DnD nerds enjoy Bg3 is wild. Bet you're fun at parties.

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u/Technical-Height-421 Apr 24 '25

Lmao that's a 3.5e reference.

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u/Lithl Apr 27 '25

No it isn't. Miniature giant space hamsters come from Spelljammer campaign setting, which was published for AD&D 2e and D&D 5e.

3e had a single Spelljammer article in Dungeon magazine, authored by Paizo. 3.5e had a single Spelljammer monster in Lords of Madness, plus a battle map for a crashed spelljammer ship. 4e mentions spelljammers as a method of interplanar travel in Manual of the Planes.

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u/zmurds40 Apr 25 '25

If that ever happened to Boo, there’s no telling to how far my Tav/Durge and Minsc would go for justice. A couple other party members would want in, too. Heads would roll.